Mike Mountain
Reptile Researcher
rough like sandpaper.
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Post by Mike Mountain on Mar 21, 2013 1:36:50 GMT -5
Chatper 1
Once up on a sometime I was sitting in a park, covered in leeches. Obviously I was thirsty so I started eating the leeches. Not so suddenly I got sick and threw up.
Then I thought about the French revolution, and about how it did not actually take place in California, and thought it might be better to avoid leeches in the future.
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Post by Charlie on Mar 21, 2013 1:39:24 GMT -5
*single tear* It's so beautiful.... so so beautiful
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Post by Lucas on Mar 21, 2013 4:43:11 GMT -5
Best Writer award goes to Mike Mountain
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 7:29:45 GMT -5
You really are the new Trikip
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Post by Rellim on Mar 21, 2013 10:07:47 GMT -5
This is up there with the existential classics. The Stranger, The Metamorphasis, and Once Upon a Sometime.
Also, I love Willis' new avatar.
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Post by Teleram on Mar 21, 2013 12:28:14 GMT -5
Wow
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Post by soufflé on Mar 21, 2013 14:19:48 GMT -5
this is great, mike. i like you.
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Mike Mountain
Reptile Researcher
rough like sandpaper.
Posts: 46
Likes: 1
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Post by Mike Mountain on Mar 21, 2013 16:24:37 GMT -5
Thank you everybone. Don't worry, chapter II is inevitable. These things take time, like pregnancy
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 16:28:21 GMT -5
While you're hear, can you tell me the end of the Hawaii joke?
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Post by BSam on Mar 21, 2013 17:01:03 GMT -5
he posted it in the thread
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Post by Lucas on Mar 22, 2013 0:48:56 GMT -5
What's a chatper?
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Mar 22, 2013 1:00:50 GMT -5
This is great new chapter in forum canon by Mike Mountain. He talks about leech and revolutions, which suits new character whom Mike represents. I give it three thumbs and one little finger up.
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Mike Mountain
Reptile Researcher
rough like sandpaper.
Posts: 46
Likes: 1
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Post by Mike Mountain on Mar 24, 2013 22:29:11 GMT -5
This is great new chapter in forum canon by Mike Mountain. He talks about leech and revolutions, which suits new character whom Mike represents. I give it three thumbs and one little finger up. whew that's a lot of fingerS!! don't worry everyone the next chatper is coming
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Mike Mountain
Reptile Researcher
rough like sandpaper.
Posts: 46
Likes: 1
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Post by Mike Mountain on Apr 2, 2013 23:20:21 GMT -5
Chatper 2
I got up, stood up I mean, and pulled my pants up as high as I could, tightened my belt several notches. Just to show how serious I was.
Then I turned to the leeches and said: "Leeches, please stop it, I don't like it" They looked offended, but left me alone from then on.
Next, I walked back to my house; but slowly, because my pants were so tight.
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Post by Lucas on Apr 2, 2013 23:51:26 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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