Post by Sixteen on Feb 15, 2014 3:40:02 GMT -5
Anka walks up the aisle and Sixteen remembers that he already wrote a story like this a few months ago so there are some quick set changes and the scene takes place at the wedding reception instead.
The 667ers all dance together across the stage. Some of the cast members like Piper and Rellim are wearing moustaches because they wanted to give the illusion of a crowded wedding but nearly all of the characters are dead at this stage so some roles are doubled up. Pandora and BSam, unmoustachioed, arrive on horseback and crash the wedding.
Mister M: Go away, Pandora! You too, BSam, I know who you are!
Pandora: He’s not fooled! Told you so!
We should have worn our mustachios.
Well tell him what we know.
BSam: Pity to disturb you at a feast like this.
We’re genuinely sorry, not taking the piss.
Mister M: Just speak up and then get out!
Pandora: He’ll speak. I’ll pout.
BSam: Once I saw Pen Valpen
Running round like a lost headless hen.
Paranoid, as they say,
Now it’s turned him a little bit cray.
Now he’s kept tucked up tight
In a loony bin every night.
Mister M: That’s not true, it can’t be.
I saw him just as you’re seeing me
Yesterday at the fight.
Pen Valpen, oh he must be alright!
BSam: Pen Valpen, he’s a friend.
Please help us let his suffering end.
Mister M punches BSam for no good reason other than Anka had told him stories about their past which who knows maybe she exaggerated? He roots through BSam’s pockets and finds the address of the asylum where Pen is located before grabbing his wife and ordering that BSam and Pandora get roughed up and thrown out.
BSam and Pandora: Watch the bastards dance, watch them till they drop.
We’re the ones that do good but they’re still on top.
Masters of the land, time to get popcorn,
Don’t you know that this is how a villain’s born?
We know where the wind is blowing, and we’ll make sure you can tell.
Now you’ve turned us evil, people, and we’ll send you all to hell!
The 667ers all dance together across the stage. Some of the cast members like Piper and Rellim are wearing moustaches because they wanted to give the illusion of a crowded wedding but nearly all of the characters are dead at this stage so some roles are doubled up. Pandora and BSam, unmoustachioed, arrive on horseback and crash the wedding.
Mister M: Go away, Pandora! You too, BSam, I know who you are!
Pandora: He’s not fooled! Told you so!
We should have worn our mustachios.
Well tell him what we know.
BSam: Pity to disturb you at a feast like this.
We’re genuinely sorry, not taking the piss.
Mister M: Just speak up and then get out!
Pandora: He’ll speak. I’ll pout.
BSam: Once I saw Pen Valpen
Running round like a lost headless hen.
Paranoid, as they say,
Now it’s turned him a little bit cray.
Now he’s kept tucked up tight
In a loony bin every night.
Mister M: That’s not true, it can’t be.
I saw him just as you’re seeing me
Yesterday at the fight.
Pen Valpen, oh he must be alright!
BSam: Pen Valpen, he’s a friend.
Please help us let his suffering end.
Mister M punches BSam for no good reason other than Anka had told him stories about their past which who knows maybe she exaggerated? He roots through BSam’s pockets and finds the address of the asylum where Pen is located before grabbing his wife and ordering that BSam and Pandora get roughed up and thrown out.
BSam and Pandora: Watch the bastards dance, watch them till they drop.
We’re the ones that do good but they’re still on top.
Masters of the land, time to get popcorn,
Don’t you know that this is how a villain’s born?
We know where the wind is blowing, and we’ll make sure you can tell.
Now you’ve turned us evil, people, and we’ll send you all to hell!