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Post by Michelle Denouement on Dec 25, 2013 0:25:20 GMT -5
*January 11th, 2014. Maureen is vlogging* Maureen: So I just took a pregnancy test. My period is 3 days late. I have a feeling that I'm definitely pregnant. My boobs are sore and I'm tired. *Jump cut* Maureen: Holy salsa. There's two pink lines. Well, I guess Kelly's getting a little brother or sister come September. *Jump cut* Maureen: Hey Patrick. Kelly's getting a little brother or sister in September. Patrick: You're pregnant?! Maureen: Yes. Patrick: *gives Maureen a hug* First month trying. Maureen: We also conceived Kelly during our first month of trying. I guess we're lucky. ******* Michelle: I have cleaned up my language quite a bit since I had Jordan, but I still have a foul mouth. I have a swear jar, where every time I use the words "potato ", "salsa", "magee" or "fungdark" or make a sexual innuendo, it's another dollar towards Jordan's college fund.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Dec 26, 2013 11:55:19 GMT -5
*June 27, 2012. 11 weeks pregnant Michelle is vlogging from bed* Michelle: Hey guys. I'm just not feeling good today. I'm dealing with terrible morning sickness. Yes, my baby is the length of a lime, but he or she is making me potato ing sick today. So I'm trying to make myself as comfortable as I can. I'm wearing sweats, because I'm bloated. I have gatorade, ginger candies, and a puke bucket nearby. My husband is spoiling me even more than he usually does. He's getting me the few foods I can tolerate. And he's spending time with me.
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Post by Teleram on Dec 26, 2013 12:21:38 GMT -5
Fernald: You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny! Olaf: What do you mean I'm funny? Fernald: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy! Olaf: (angrily) What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What? Fernald: Just — Olaf: What? Fernald: Just, ya know, you're funny. Olaf: You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ickled up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to icklin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Dec 28, 2013 13:18:27 GMT -5
*Inspired by www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQUlXYa5ZY Skip to 4:18 watch until 5:14 *Aiden (Willow's brother) and Willow's friend Perry are playing Edward Fortyhands. Aiden is in a Twinkie costume, while Perry is in a pizza costume. Willow's phone goes off* Willow: It's the timer! Aiden: Okay, so we're checking in. Things have gotten... Perry: A little crusty. Aiden: Twink checking in. Perry: You are the Hostess with the mostess. That was cheesy. *Jump cut* Aiden: How are you? Perry: I've been sauced. Aiden: How'd this finger get out?! Perry: I know! *hooks her pinkie around Aiden's free index finger* Aiden: This is the finger. I thought I lost my finger a minute ago. *Jump cut* How are you? Perry: I mean in this outfit, I feel like me. Aiden: I feel great. *Jump cut* I honestly have worn this like 2 times. And you don't want to know the other time I've worn it. Perry: Yes I do. Please share. Aiden: *trying not to laugh* It was one of those nights. *Jump cut* Perry: But seriously, I would wear this every goddamn day. Aiden: It's a children's 12 years old and under... Perry: I'm skinny. *Jump cut* Aiden: Have you peed? Perry: No pees, still going strong. *knocks one of her 40's against one Aiden's 40's* Aiden: Favorite memory? Perry: I think it was when we were going to get these costumes out of the closet. *Camera switches to Perry, Aiden, and Nick (Aiden's friend)* Perry: And poor Nick, who just came out of the closet was searching in there for us, and you were yelling at him, "MOVE, MOVE, NICK!" *Camera switches back to Perry and Aiden* Aiden: Sorry Nick. I'll see you in a minute. Bye!
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Dec 28, 2013 16:16:02 GMT -5
Oh, dear. Is he all right? She. And yes, she's fine. She can hold her liquor.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Dec 29, 2013 12:28:58 GMT -5
ASoUE meets American Horror Story: Coven
Olaf appears before the Baudelaires at their latest location.
Olaf: Surprise b*tch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me!
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Post by Invisible on Dec 29, 2013 12:58:08 GMT -5
Oh no! It's that time of year again! Count Olaf's birthday!
*Olaf and his troupe are sitting around getting drunk, watching the Lemony Snicket movie that the troupe have given him for his birthday present*
Maurice: This movie sucks!
Fernald: Yeah, that guy looks nothing like me!
Olaf: Sssshhhh!! I...am...BEAUTIFUL! Please tell me Jim Carrey got an Oscar for this!
Sue: But his eyes are the wrong colour.
Olaf: So are yours, magee! I don't see you complaining! Now shut up! I'm talking.
*Olaf is mesmerised by the screen*
*Maurice leans in to Fernald*
Maurice: Next year, we're getting him a puppy.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Dec 29, 2013 13:38:27 GMT -5
Here's one for your ficverse, Beth.
Monty: I don't mean for it to turn out this way, Doki. I'm just trying to get closer to you.
Dakota: My best friend's gone because of you and your stupid racism. I hate you!
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Dec 29, 2013 16:27:10 GMT -5
Michelle: I just hit 1,500,000 subscribers on my music channel, and I've had that channel since October 4, 2006. My most viewed video is my original song, "Castro". It's from the album that I released in 2012. Castro is about the part of San Francisco where I grew up. My vlog/miscellaneous channel has 600,000 subscribers, and I've had that since December 29, 2006, just before I went to Prague.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Jan 1, 2014 19:20:39 GMT -5
Why do I have the strangest feeling that people haven't been active on here because of Emma's absense?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jan 2, 2014 1:41:01 GMT -5
Michelle: I spent 6 weeks during the summer of 2009 backpacking in Europe with Hugo. We went to Ireland, the UK, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, and Italy. We stayed in hostels and at friends and family's houses. I have cousins in Germany, France, and Italy. Now, at 27, now married to Hugo and a mother to a young child, we are currently spending 2 months backpacking in Australia and New Zealand. We left the States on November 15th, and we'll be returning on January 15th. Hugo has cousins, aunts, and uncles in Australia and New Zealand, so we mostly stayed at their places. I love travelling.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Jan 2, 2014 18:17:42 GMT -5
I remember you saying that Hugo's mom is Australian, so I'm guessing at least one of his mom's siblings married a New Zealander and moved there?
And how distant are Michelle's cousins in Germany, France, and Italy?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jan 3, 2014 2:15:20 GMT -5
Yep. Out of Poppy and her 3 brothers (William, Roy, and Leonard) and 2 sisters (Iris and Zinnia), she is the only one who came to the States. Roy moved to New Zealand. Iris lives in Sydney, Zinnia lives in Cairns, William lives in Perth, and Leonard lives in Melbourne. Hugo's first cousins on his mom's side are all over Australia and New Zealand. As for Michelle's cousins who live in Germany, Italy, and France, the closest are first cousins once removed. ******* Michelle: I have some old vlogs of me on my secondary channel, where I'm at my cousin Naomi's place in Frankfurt and we're both salsafaced drunk and saying stupid salsa in a mix of German and English.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Jan 4, 2014 0:07:35 GMT -5
*Duchess R's high school days*
Bully #1: Well, well! Look who matriculated to grade 9!
Bully #2: Someone wants to get into university!
Duchess R: Hey, guys! I'm sorey.
Bully #1: Yeah? Well, you're going to be sorey when we put you in the hospital for free, eh.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jan 5, 2014 21:45:49 GMT -5
Michelle: I had alcohol in my dorm at college even when I was underage. RA's are not allowed to search drawers and fridges, so out of sight, out of mind.
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