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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 24, 2014 21:15:48 GMT -5
I am the very model of a handsome representative. Although my work is dangerous, where others would be tentative, I’ve bravely stood in for a private fugitive of literature, For his career has lead to much depression and discomfiture.
At tours around the continent my services are called upon. Associates, I find, wish me to speak for him, then move along. Where he should make appearances to model screams and run aways, I’ve found myself in place accompanying songs of castaways.
I continue the futility of this doleful public routine, As I hear of the author's plans by letter, phone or specimen. At such events his absences meet my anticipation Where I perform Eurythmic Auditory Participation.
Though paralysis by bug or bat to you seems strange, dear listener, He’s lived through this and more while I have blindfolded his illustrator. Though the work is dangerous, where others would be tentative, I stay the very model of a handsome representative.
I’ve battled cameras, interviews, poison, letters and NPR, Affording Mr Snicket safety, paper, breath and caviar. While I and my employer run from arson and conspiracy, I’ve forged a path in documenting love, heartbreak and piracy.
For us survival, travel and research have been priorities Since 1999 and his attraction of authorities. Such a formidable lifestyle would make some others tentative; I am the very model of a handsome representative.
Yes, some of it sucks, some of it doesn't rhyme properly, and it's not a full song. But consider the following: a) some of it doesn't suck; b) it's better than nothing; c) screw proper rhymes.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 25, 2014 1:17:25 GMT -5
Awesome.
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Day 24
Dec 25, 2014 13:21:38 GMT -5
Post by Tryina Denouement on Dec 25, 2014 13:21:38 GMT -5
You seem to like Gilbert and Sullivan. And this is awesome ok.
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Day 24
Dec 25, 2014 15:30:15 GMT -5
Post by bandit on Dec 25, 2014 15:30:15 GMT -5
Hahaha, the forum censor doesn't work in Edit Reasons.
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Day 24
Dec 25, 2014 17:45:11 GMT -5
Post by Teleram on Dec 25, 2014 17:45:11 GMT -5
Good
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Day 24
Dec 25, 2014 21:03:52 GMT -5
Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 25, 2014 21:03:52 GMT -5
You seem to like Gilbert and Sullivan. Yup. Remind you of any other 667er? Hahaha, the forum censor doesn't work in Edit Reasons. I know right! I was delighted when I found that out.
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Day 24
Dec 26, 2014 1:07:11 GMT -5
Post by Tryina Denouement on Dec 26, 2014 1:07:11 GMT -5
You seem to like Gilbert and Sullivan. Yup. Remind you of any other 667er? No. Which person here really loves those two?
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Day 24
Dec 27, 2014 6:52:07 GMT -5
Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 27, 2014 6:52:07 GMT -5
Yup. Remind you of any other 667er? No. Which person here really loves those two? He used to call me A.
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Day 24
Dec 31, 2014 12:29:59 GMT -5
Post by Hermes on Dec 31, 2014 12:29:59 GMT -5
This is excellent, Lemona. It's interesting that our thoughts turned to the same character.
The Gilbert and Sullivan thing is a mystery to me, however. I thought of doing a search, but as you can imagine, 'A' is a difficult term to search for.
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