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Post by twigz on Nov 1, 2023 15:03:52 GMT -5
on all saint's day a child arrived, with not one drop of wit deprived, commentary and critique for us all to share, we cheer, not to rodolphus, but our resident bear.
so you just gonna make me a birthday thread on my birthday on my birthday forum on my birthday with a birthday thread if you combined bandit & bear i would be a few posts shy of doomed đŹ If he was 12 he will say magnesium I am moving to Lyon for a masters. on that note, i've changed my name to "cannibal" bearess. i've only added some blood to baby hannibal's mouth because i thought it might be racist if i gave him a bone through his nose. Bandit you're super cool and I think I do not tell you that enough so go you The Pee-Pee Dance You leave for the night without a single thought For you needed to pee, but did not get the chance Later you could kill for that bathroom not sought If you had known that you might whiz your pants The hour strikes ten and youâre feeling slightly fraught You look for the right opportunity that grants A good time to leave, but you simply cannot You shamefully start doing the pee-pee dance Youâre wriggling around, legs tied in a knot Your friends are laughing and shouting cruel chants âDo the pee-pee dance! Letâs see what youâve got!â Around the room you flounder and prance You endure disgrace, until the spectators spot A sopping stain-- fleeting dryness it supplants Your mind is scrambling, your face is burning hot All the while you feel the blotâs growing expanse Indeed, such an incident always leaves one distraught But remember, if it happens, the right advance: Find a tree outdoors, drop your trousers, and squat Itâs as simple as that; walk off without a glance WHOA what was i smoking 2 years ago Why do you have to kill every thread bandit
tune in tomorrow for more annoying animals
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Post by Resemblance on Nov 1, 2023 18:02:39 GMT -5
I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Nov 2, 2023 7:18:11 GMT -5
These birthday threads are getting better and better and I just KNOW that mine will be the best.
Feliz cumpleaños oso bandido, hope you had an amazing day and continue working hard to become third best scorpio in 667 after myself and Terry.
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Post by HAL 10,000 on Nov 2, 2023 9:58:05 GMT -5
Happy belated bday.
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Post by Reba on Nov 2, 2023 10:37:03 GMT -5
continue working hard to become third best scorpio in 667 after myself and Terry. my thread got 3 more exclamation points than terry's, so suck it
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Nov 2, 2023 10:49:43 GMT -5
continue working hard to become third best scorpio in 667 after myself and Terry. my thread got 3 more exclamation points than terry's, so suck it The thread is dedicated to your cat tho.
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Post by Reba on Nov 2, 2023 11:09:31 GMT -5
nice try, that's not even my cat's real name.
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Post by twigz on Nov 2, 2023 12:40:42 GMT -5
continue working hard to become third best scorpio in 667 after myself and Terry. my thread got 3 more exclamation points than terry's, so suck it ask the admin what the original title was
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Post by soufflé on Nov 2, 2023 13:17:39 GMT -5
hbd king
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Post by Reba on Nov 2, 2023 14:01:41 GMT -5
my thread got 3 more exclamation points than terry's, so suck it ask the admin what the original title was "hbd pedo" ?
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Nov 2, 2023 15:33:45 GMT -5
happ day
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Nov 4, 2023 20:40:21 GMT -5
happy belated, my duder. also i haven't said this yet, but you have a really solid handshake. continue working hard to become third best scorpio in 667 after myself and Terry. my thread got 3 more exclamation points than terry's, so suck it those are meant to be a consolation prize for runner-up scorpios
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