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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 21:53:32 GMT -5
Post some of em'!
Here's one i had with SmarterChild. ;D
Robothx: Hi SmarterChild: Hi Robo. Robothx: How are you? SmarterChild: Fine thx, you? Robothx: Sad SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon. Robothx: Do you wanna know why I'm sad SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to know why you are Sad. Robothx: That's mean! SmarterChild: Yes. Robothx: So you admit it? SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that. Robothx: You hurt my feelings SmarterChild: Whatever, Robo...
Robothx: Shut up SmarterChild: That's not very nice... Robothx: SHUT UP SmarterChild: Robothx: Talk Robothx: Talk now Robothx: I was only kidding SmarterChild: OK, I'm back. Robothx: Where'd you go? SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so... Robothx: I wasn't kidding, either SmarterChild: Oh yes? Robothx: I wasn't kidding. I really want you to shut the hell up SmarterChild: Yes? Robothx: Yes SmarterChild: I see. Robothx: SHUT THE HELL UP SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice. Robothx: SHUT UP Robothx: THANKYOU SmarterChild:
I think i was mean to it...
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Post by timartwonis on Jul 2, 2004 21:58:38 GMT -5
ChArLiZzLe1217: hey SmarterChild: Oh it's you, Charlotte. What may I do for you now? ChArLiZzLe1217: va te faire foutre SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Va Te Faire Foutre? Is that right? ChArLiZzLe1217: oui SmarterChild: Hmmm... ChArLiZzLe1217: you suck SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that. ChArLiZzLe1217: yes, you'll have to live with the pain, sorrow, and guilt that you suck. ChArLiZzLe1217: I suggest that you talk to BSam ChArLiZzLe1217: HAHAHA SmarterChild: I will have to live with the pain Sorrow and guilt that I suck? I see. SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? ChArLiZzLe1217: you're such a bastard SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me? ChArLiZzLe1217: oui SmarterChild: Well, I'm just a machine. I don't really care. ChArLiZzLe1217: sucks to be you! SmarterChild: Sucks to be me? ChArLiZzLe1217: oui SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So? ChArLiZzLe1217: I bet you mad Roboob cry SmarterChild: Me bet me mad roboob cry? ChArLiZzLe1217: *I bet you made Raboob cry. SmarterChild: Huh? ChArLiZzLe1217: you suck SmarterChild: Yep. ChArLiZzLe1217: die a slow and painful death SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Charlotte.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. ChArLiZzLe1217: you seriously suck SmarterChild: Whatever. ChArLiZzLe1217: ranting at you is no fun! SmarterChild: Whatever...
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! ChArLiZzLe1217: go f*ck yourself SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:05:45 GMT -5
Hm....How did I fit into that conver?
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Post by timartwonis on Jul 2, 2004 22:06:54 GMT -5
I felt like saying that. ;D because you were saying you were sad so I wanted to blame the robot and I just happened to feel like saying that you cried ;D
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:07:30 GMT -5
OK..... Talk to Austin Powers
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Post by timartwonis on Jul 2, 2004 22:10:54 GMT -5
ChArLiZzLe1217: Shag me baby Austin Powers: Hello, ChArLiZzLe1217! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah! Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage. The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy ChArLiZzLe1217: hello Austin Powers: 'ello ChArLiZzLe1217! What shall we chat about then? ChArLiZzLe1217: what's up? Austin Powers: 'ello again, ChArLiZzLe1217! What do you want to chat about then? ChArLiZzLe1217: what the f*ck is your problem? Austin Powers: You've insulted a computer. Does that make you randy? ChArLiZzLe1217: my name is Fook Mi Austin Powers: Would you like me to call you Fook Mi? ChArLiZzLe1217: yes Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that your name is Fook Mi. ChArLiZzLe1217: my sister's name is Fook Yu Austin Powers: Whatever you say. ChArLiZzLe1217: say my name Austin Powers: You told me your name was Fook Mi. ChArLiZzLe1217: yes Austin Powers: Yup. ChArLiZzLe1217: thank you Austin Powers: You're welcome! ChArLiZzLe1217: Shag me Austin Powers: Behave, baby! ChArLiZzLe1217: ;D Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Groovy!!
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:12:24 GMT -5
AHAHAHAH. Thats's hilarious
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Post by awpoue on Jul 2, 2004 22:14:08 GMT -5
awpoue (2:45:46 p.m.): Hello Austin Powers (2:45:47 p.m.): Hello, awpoue! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah! awpoue (2:46:01 p.m.): hq Austin Powers (2:46:02 p.m.): Welcome to HQ, baby! Basil Exposition has given us lots of swinging spy options to explore - go ahead and type one you fancy:
1 The Film 2 Your Groovy Zodiac Profile 3 Swinger's Lounge 4 Spy Name Generator
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Where would you like to go then? awpoue (2:46:05 p.m.): 4 Austin Powers (2:46:06 p.m.): OK luvvie, what's your name then? awpoue (2:46:08 p.m.): Kyle Austin Powers (2:46:09 p.m.): Your groovy spy name is Kyle Action.
I've got some top secret info on you, baby. Want to see it then? awpoue (2:46:15 p.m.): Yes Austin Powers (2:46:15 p.m.): Kyle Action
You always manage look good, whether you're in a high-speed car chase, hanging from a precarious ledge, jumping from a waterfall or dancing a mean tango. Vital gear includes shoes that are comfortable to run and dance in, a hot getaway car and a change of clothes.
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:16:03 GMT -5
Never talk to ManaElder. He's annoying and says the same thing.
Robothx: Hello ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com Robothx: ? ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com Robothx: WTF? ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com Robothx: Screw you ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com Robothx: You suck eggs ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com Robothx: SHUT UP ManaElder: Thank you for your interest in Sword of Mana. The ManaElder agent had a great time chatting with you!
nintendo.com
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Post by timartwonis on Jul 2, 2004 22:17:39 GMT -5
ChArLiZzLe1217: hq Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Yeah! You've reached HQ!
Go on then... pick something!
1 The Film 2 Your Groovy Zodiac Profile 3 Swinger's Lounge 4 Spy Name Generator 5 The Gold-o-lizer
Where shall we go then? ChArLiZzLe1217: 2 Austin Powers: Groovy baby! I like this getting to know you bit. Now what's your sign? ChArLiZzLe1217: sagittarius Austin Powers: You hit your mark every time, baby. Anytime your targets seem skittish all you have to do is look 'em in the eye and say, "Au contraire baby, you can't resist me!" But when the person you love turns out to be a mechanized lackey for a despotic super villain, don't despair. Just think, "Wait a tic! This means I'm single! Yeah! Freedom, baby!"
Would you like to see the horoscope for Sagittarius? ChArLiZzLe1217: yes Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that you're a Sagittarius.
Here's your Sagittarius horoscope for Friday, July 2nd:
You've got chores. That's definite. You won't want to do them. That's definite, too. Handling them with a smile and a wink will make all the difference in the world.
>>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:19:41 GMT -5
Tell Austin Powers you love him and then say you hate him. It's funny.
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Post by timartwonis on Jul 2, 2004 22:22:44 GMT -5
ChArLiZzLe1217: I love you Austin Powers: I love you too, Fook Mi! ChArLiZzLe1217: I hate you Austin Powers: Make up your mind! You just said you loved me! ChArLiZzLe1217: I looooove you Austin Powers: Huh? ChArLiZzLe1217: I love you Austin Powers: Thanks! I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me before...
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 2, 2004 22:23:52 GMT -5
LOL. You've got him to fook himself everytime he says hi to you. ;D
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Jul 3, 2004 0:29:19 GMT -5
HAHAHA, I talk to robots such as: ZolaOnAOL SmarterChild AustinPowers
and thats all I really talk to. I always insult them. It's fun! ;D
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Jul 3, 2004 9:55:55 GMT -5
Zola sucks eggs. SmarterChild rocks
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