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Post by AliceRose on Jul 22, 2004 21:32:28 GMT -5
I didn't want it to come out like this but... I am Random Sig Guy (Siggy Stardust/Timmy/Jerry/Bo)'s secret lover. I have been ever since he first appeared in Dragon of Mystery's signature. I'm sorry, 667, but I thought you had a right to know what's going on. Now, please, I ask you all to find it your hearts to forgive me. I didn't mean for this to happen...Siggy seduced me!! I didn't want to hurt anyone... Please, if you can, *sniffs* forgive me!!
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Post by Tyler on Jul 22, 2004 21:40:51 GMT -5
He'll end up having issues with you, too.
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Post by Antenora on Jul 22, 2004 21:42:13 GMT -5
I can certainly find it in my ice-encased heart to *sniffs* forgive you. All this time I knew that Siggy/Timothy/whatever was a cruel villain. It's nice to have one's suspicions verified. Now what shall we do?
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Post by AliceRose on Jul 22, 2004 21:44:20 GMT -5
Don't hurt him! Whatever you do...Please don't hurt him.
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Post by Tyler on Jul 22, 2004 21:48:04 GMT -5
Don't hurt him! Whatever you do...Please don't hurt him. Awww... Why not?
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Post by Antenora on Jul 22, 2004 21:49:21 GMT -5
I can't hurt him? Darn, I had my crossbow all ready. Can I supress him in a teapot?
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Post by Tyler on Jul 22, 2004 21:51:03 GMT -5
Can I at least poke him?
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Post by AliceRose on Jul 22, 2004 21:54:40 GMT -5
Tyler- Because I love him!! *sobs* Yes, do poke him. I hope he realizes all the pain he's putting me through....
Fraud- How small of a tea pot?
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Post by Antenora on Jul 22, 2004 21:56:51 GMT -5
Oh, just your average-sized teapot. Siggy looks kind of small. Edit: He goes in this teapot. I have driven this vile man from my sig, and replaced him with the Sugar Bowl of VFD.
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Post by Tyler on Jul 22, 2004 21:59:38 GMT -5
Five reasons to not date Bo: -He's ugly -His hair is awful -He has issues with the world -He's a string bean -He has a white stain on his shirt
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Post by AliceRose on Jul 22, 2004 22:04:39 GMT -5
Oh, just your average-sized teapot. Siggy looks kind of small. Edit: He goes in this teapot. Well, it looks like he might be okay in there...Do you think I would be able to mail letters to a tea pot? Or could he get internet connection in there, and I could e-mail him everyday...? Tyler, all those things make me love him more... ;_;
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Post by Antenora on Jul 22, 2004 22:07:05 GMT -5
I think you could talk to him since the teapot appears to be made of glass. Maybe you could tap out messages to him using the letters printed on it. Or are those just floating keyboard symbols arranged in a teapot shape? In that case you can slip him notes between the lines of text.
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Post by Tyler on Jul 22, 2004 22:10:58 GMT -5
Oh, you need therapy. Hi! I'm Docter Tiller! I heard that you were having an obsession with an ugly boy...?
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Post by AliceRose on Jul 22, 2004 22:11:08 GMT -5
Yes, perhaps... *brightens* I could even send him cookies everyday...He would like that...
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 31, 2004 15:37:07 GMT -5
If you're having a torrid affait w th RSG then you know his real name don't you? Is it Jerry? *hopeful*
Oh and Alice are you someone I should know or are you a new member that got 400 posts n a week?
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