Post by Antenora on Jul 31, 2004 16:31:54 GMT -5
sictransitgloria said:
My name is Transit! Transit, I say! Or Sic! Or Gloria! BWHAHA!!!The rules of my school are as follows:
If you do not wear clothing so tight that your butt is about to burst out of your pants, and your chest looks about ten times bigger than it really is, something is wrong with you.
If you prefer music with actual meaning and respect to it, something is wrong with you.
If you hang around that little weird girl [my name here], something is wrong with you.
If you dare show your friends the slightest loyalty, something is wrong with you.
If you are not superficial and cruel, something is wrong with you.
If you chose to be different from the mass, something is wrong with you.
If you do well in school, something is wrong with you.
If you don't pass rumors that you KNOW are not true, something is wrong with you.
If you don't care what the heck others have to say, something is wrong with you.
If your shoes are to everyone's liking, something is wrong with you.
If you are not a narrow-minded prat, something is wrong with you.
If you wear black, something is wrong with you.
And last but not least, if you are that "gay" little freak [my name here,] something is wrong with you.
according to these rules, something is really really wrong with me.
Something's wrong with me too. That sounds pretty much like my school. *Commiserates* I have a couple more:
If you go into the library when not forced to, something is wrong with you.
If you use the word "like" only when it's grammatically correct, something is wrong with you.
If you spend less than the school budget on your clothing, something is wrong with you. And so on ad nauseum.