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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Aug 1, 2004 18:17:31 GMT -5
1) I thought of this thread, which I, personally, think is a great idea. A person brags in list form, and then they tell how many of them are lies.
2) I won the fastest tongue award in 8th Grade. (For tongue twisters, sicko.)
3) I have perfect teeth.
4) I once won a round of basketball elimination.
5) I got the best score possibly on the AP Psychology Exam.
6) I used to jump off bridges 'cause all the other kids were doing it.
7) My great great grandfather stole a pig from a one legged gypsy.
8) I'm Pandora's boss.
Four of the above are lies/exaggerations.
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:21:24 GMT -5
Cool idea!
1) My late gypsy grandmother happened to have a pig stolen from her.
2) I make great peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
3) I make grea xhrimp scampi.
4) I'm the tallest person since Shaq.
5) I am the boss of your parents.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Aug 1, 2004 18:22:41 GMT -5
You forgot to say how many were lies! But I'd have to guess 1, 4, and 5.
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:23:52 GMT -5
She did! Are you going to drag me up a mountain any time soon, Pester?
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Aug 1, 2004 18:27:17 GMT -5
Bah, you can't prove that it was mygreat great grandfather who robbed your grandmother. I bet that one legged gypsies get robbed all the time.
And bad luck is really only annoying if your intelligent and persistant, if your lazy and stupid than it hardly gets in the way at all.
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:30:04 GMT -5
Bah, you can't prove that it was mygreat great grandfather who robbed your grandmother. I bet that one legged gypsies get robbed all the time. Can too. His name was........ Hinderlijk. My ma and pa told me about him. You can find out what his name means in German by translating.
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Post by marijuana and peppermint on Aug 1, 2004 18:30:14 GMT -5
i made the highest in my school on my EOG in reading (eog is like an sat) and in my math EOG i made the highest in my grade ive got one of, if not THE highest average in the sixth grade im learning how to play the guitar
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:33:08 GMT -5
I'm a wonderfuuuuuuuuuuuul violin player (lie)
I got 100 on the statewide test.
I'm in the pyramid program.
I've bonked Dark over the head ( softly, though).
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Post by trish on Aug 1, 2004 18:33:44 GMT -5
She did! Are you going to drag me up a mountain any time soon, Pester? Bwahaha, do it! What if you are lazy and intelligent? Oh, nevermind. I'm just lazy and stupid. ^_^; 1. I have ten fillings, three of which were abcess. And hurt badly. 2. I can't spell abcess 3. I have a pool 4. I have a little sample paper of perfume that you probably don't have 5. I've read Holes sixteen times 6. I have eight telephones, seven of which I've managed to break somehow.
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:37:03 GMT -5
Did you break the phone over that Sam? I KNEW IT! What did he do? Huh? Eh....... I think I still have my frying pan.... If not, there sitll my pitchfork.......
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Post by timartwonis on Aug 1, 2004 18:39:09 GMT -5
At the bicentennial of the Sacred Heart we got to go to Saks because it was right next to St. Patricks Cathedral and we got perfume samples.
I have a yeti Christmas tree ornament and his name is Sven.
I only have to wear a uniform to school for one more year.
I can't think of anything to brag about.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Aug 1, 2004 18:39:48 GMT -5
The only translation I found that was even close was baffling, which I find very baffling.
I'm not strong enough to carry StinkyPanda up a mountain, but I probably could carry a piglet up.
I've read Holes about 12 times or so, maybe more. I wasn't really counting.
I've bonked Dark over the head, which I also find baffling.
I don't speak a word of German, but German speaks worlds of me.
Only two of those were lies.
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Post by Addieor on Aug 1, 2004 18:40:55 GMT -5
His name in German was.......... DUN DUN DUN! Pesky. Ja.
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Post by timartwonis on Aug 1, 2004 18:42:35 GMT -5
Did you break the phone over that Sam? I KNEW IT! What did he do? Huh? Eh....... I think I still have my frying pan.... If not, there sitll my pitchfork....... pitchforks aren't toys.
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Post by trish on Aug 1, 2004 18:47:07 GMT -5
Did you break the phone over that Sam? I KNEW IT! What did he do? Huh? Eh....... I think I still have my frying pan.... If not, there sitll my pitchfork....... No, I only purposely broke 2. And neither was because of Sam. Pester, the last two?
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