WHEN VEGGIES ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[isadora]

a hilarious conversation between me and kate







Amanda13punks: everclear
Auroraparanoia: Hello?
Amanda13punks: hello
Auroraparanoia: Did you just try to IM me?
Amanda13punks: im sorry
Auroraparanoia: For what?
Amanda13punks: did i do bad
Amanda13punks: i dunno
Auroraparanoia: OH
Auroraparanoia: NO...
Auroraparanoia: Hee...
Auroraparanoia: sorry, I was typing and it popped up and I accidentally got rid of it and...yeah...
Auroraparanoia: It's ok
Auroraparanoia: I"m glad I figured it out
Auroraparanoia: How are you?
Amanda13punks: im good
Amanda13punks: u?
Auroraparanoia: Alive. And chewing on a paintbrush.
Auroraparanoia: Hee
Amanda13punks: thats interesting
Amanda13punks: i wish i had a paint brush but my goldfish ate it
Auroraparanoia: Drat that goldfish!
Amanda13punks: yep hes planning to take over the world
Auroraparanoia: O.O
Amanda13punks: but he said he,d make me dictator
Auroraparanoia: Oooooh!
Auroraparanoia: Can I be a lowely minion?
Amanda13punks: ( . Y . )
Auroraparanoia: Do I want to know?
Amanda13punks: yes u can
Auroraparanoia: Wahoo!
Auroraparanoia: Lowly Minion Kate.
Amanda13punks: omg my friend did that
Auroraparanoia: O.o
Amanda13punks: i smacked him
Auroraparanoia: HA
Auroraparanoia: Good.
Auroraparanoia: I thought I was just being weird or dirty.
Auroraparanoia: *pokes your friend*
Auroraparanoia: MUAHAHAHA!
Amanda13punks: *friend pokes u bak
Auroraparanoia: DRAT HIM!
Auroraparanoia: I HAVE MASHED POTATOES, AND I"M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM, BUDDY!
Auroraparanoia: (evil potatoes)
Amanda13punks: hes quivering in the corner
Auroraparanoia: I'll bet.
Auroraparanoia: I'm scary.
Auroraparanoia: Or at least the mashed potatoes are.
Amanda13punks: no the gravys the worst
Auroraparanoia: OH MY GOD. Don't even mention the gravy! *shudders*
Amanda13punks: the way it runs down the potatoes like molting hot lava covering the vilagers
Auroraparanoia: *cringe*
Auroraparanoia: YOU'RE FRIGHTENING ME
Auroraparanoia: I'm going to have nightmares...
Auroraparanoia: >_X
Amanda13punks: i wont even mention the corn
Amanda13punks: the yellowness
Auroraparanoia: NOOOO
Auroraparanoia: NOT THE CORN
Amanda13punks: eeeewwwwww
Auroraparanoia: *cowers*
Amanda13punks: o but yes the corn
Amanda13punks: from friend
Auroraparanoia: *chews nervously on her paintbrush* No...no...
Amanda13punks: dont worry ur safe
Auroraparanoia: Maybe...
Amanda13punks: OMG LOOKOUT!!!!!!!!!

Amanda13punks: the cornn
Auroraparanoia: OH MY FRICKING GOD, IT'S COMING! HIDE THE AUTOBAHN!
Amanda13punks: watever u do dont look in there eyes
Auroraparanoia: O.O
Amanda13punks: they will eat u if u do taht
Auroraparanoia: NO...NOOO!
Amanda13punks: look out some gravy is attacking
Auroraparanoia: *jumps*
Auroraparanoia: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Amanda13punks: potatoes
Auroraparanoia: THE HORROR
Auroraparanoia: THE HORROR
Auroraparanoia: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Amanda13punks: look out there attacking again
Auroraparanoia: O.o
Auroraparanoia: IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Amanda13punks: u kno wat the worst is tho
Amanda13punks: lady fingers
Auroraparanoia: ....
Auroraparanoia: MY GOD
Amanda13punks: they will strangle u from the inside out
Auroraparanoia: O.O
Auroraparanoia: NOOOO

Amanda13punks: or doughnuts
Amanda13punks: those holes
Auroraparanoia: I ONLY LIKE TO BE STRANGLED CORRECTLY
Amanda13punks: r there mouths
Amanda13punks: the doughnut holes r just as bad
Auroraparanoia: NO
Amanda13punks: they r like crazy midgets
Auroraparanoia: ON STEROIDS
Auroraparanoia: OH MY...
Amanda13punks: wat about the grren beens
Auroraparanoia: THEY HATE ME
Amanda13punks: y
Auroraparanoia: BECAUSE
Auroraparanoia: THEY"RE
Auroraparanoia: EVIL
Auroraparanoia: LIKE

Auroraparanoia: A
Auroraparanoia: ...
Auroraparanoia: Um...
Amanda13punks: i know
Auroraparanoia: EVIL THINGYMABOB!
Amanda13punks: theyll squeeze uu untill ur lungs pop out
Amanda13punks: and ull suffacat
Amanda13punks: e
Auroraparanoia: meep!
Amanda13punks: there coming
Amanda13punks: 4 u
Auroraparanoia: NO
Amanda13punks: LOOK OUT

Auroraparanoia: *looks around*
Amanda13punks: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
they got me
Amanda13punks: help help
Auroraparanoia: NOOOO

Auroraparanoia: *throws some fruit*
Auroraparanoia: MUAHAHAHA
Auroraparanoia: THEY CANNOT DEFEAT THE FRUIT!
Amanda13punks: y must the good die young
Auroraparanoia: *SOB*
Auroraparanoia: I DON"T KNOW! *SOBS, CRYING*
Amanda13punks: *sob*
Auroraparanoia: *sniffle* I'll miiissss yoooouuuuu
Auroraparanoia: Drat those veggies
Amanda13punks: theyre so green from friend
Auroraparanoia: O.o
Amanda13punks: they got him
Auroraparanoia: O.O
Auroraparanoia: MEEP
Amanda13punks: hes twitching on the floor
Auroraparanoia: Is he screaming "I WILL NOT MAKE YOU INTO JELLY!"?
Amanda13punks: hes only got one arm left
Auroraparanoia: Meep
Amanda13punks: yes he is
Amanda13punks: but jello
Auroraparanoia: O.o
Amanda13punks: his blood is gushing on the floor
Amanda13punks: its kinda funny
Auroraparanoia: HAHAHA
Auroraparanoia: AndI have to go..bye
Amanda13punks: bye

[Kobolos]

True Story.

Thursday I ate a VeggieMax sandwich from Blimpies (that's a vegetable patty and onions, letuce and the like)

Friday morning at 2 AM I started vomiting over these foul concoction I had consumed previously. After vomiting every hour like clockwork I finally went to the doctor. I got some medicine that would keep the nasuea away and the vomiting down, but it makes you sleepy...

I slept from 12:30 yesterday til 6 AM this morning.

When Veggies attack, they take a day of your life.

[jayK]

That's a pretty bad conversation , I'll go on msn now and see if I can get a good conversation

[Indistinguishable Blob]

What can I say, Jay?
We don't all posess your superior amount of wit at two in the morning.

Kobo-My god, they're branching out.
Veggie Sandwiches? What will they do next? O.o Evil.

Amanda- XD I can't believe you posted that Heh.

*lowelyminionkate*

[DetectiveDupin]

We're having a strange convo at the moment Kate.

Nananananananana..GEORGE AND KATE!