Post by Vince Noir on Jan 31, 2004 11:19:02 GMT -5
Does any one know any funny stories?
I made one up yesterday to annoy everyone.
It is called, The cat whos name i have forgotten.
There was once a cat, whos name i have forgotten.
He was just an ordinary cat. But he was no ordinary cat. He had green ears, and yellow teeth and purple teeth and blue teeth and his fur, his fur was the most beautiful colour you have ever seen in your whole existance. His fur, was brown.
One day, the cat whos name i have forgotten, went for a walk in a wood that had no trees. Then he went for a swim in a river that had no water.
But when the cat whos name i have forgotten jumped out of the water of which there was none, only brown, ordinary brown, there was something differnt about him. His fur was no longer Brown. It was a funny shade of brown. It was purple.
So the cat whos name i have forgotten went to see the doctor, Mr Mashugaop.
"Miaow" said the cat whos name i have forgotten
This means, " hello Mr Mishugaop, I went for a swim in a river that had no water. Insted of the water, there was brown. Just brown. Ordinary brown.
But when i got out there was somthing different about my brown fur. My fur was no longer Brown. It was a funny shade of brown. It was purple. What can i do to make it brown again?"
"The answer to your problem, is a complictaed one," Mr Mushugaop started "But is also a very simple one. You must run around town, You must run around, You must run around brown, You must run around, You must run around a bench, You must run around, You must run around brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow, brown.
So the cat whos name i have forgotten, did as the doctor told him. He run around town, He run around, he run around brown, he run around,he run around a bench, he run around, he run around brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow, brown.
This is not the end of the story, neither is it the beginning, nor the middle.
Luv Phoebe
xxx
I made one up yesterday to annoy everyone.
It is called, The cat whos name i have forgotten.
There was once a cat, whos name i have forgotten.
He was just an ordinary cat. But he was no ordinary cat. He had green ears, and yellow teeth and purple teeth and blue teeth and his fur, his fur was the most beautiful colour you have ever seen in your whole existance. His fur, was brown.
One day, the cat whos name i have forgotten, went for a walk in a wood that had no trees. Then he went for a swim in a river that had no water.
But when the cat whos name i have forgotten jumped out of the water of which there was none, only brown, ordinary brown, there was something differnt about him. His fur was no longer Brown. It was a funny shade of brown. It was purple.
So the cat whos name i have forgotten went to see the doctor, Mr Mashugaop.
"Miaow" said the cat whos name i have forgotten
This means, " hello Mr Mishugaop, I went for a swim in a river that had no water. Insted of the water, there was brown. Just brown. Ordinary brown.
But when i got out there was somthing different about my brown fur. My fur was no longer Brown. It was a funny shade of brown. It was purple. What can i do to make it brown again?"
"The answer to your problem, is a complictaed one," Mr Mushugaop started "But is also a very simple one. You must run around town, You must run around, You must run around brown, You must run around, You must run around a bench, You must run around, You must run around brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow, brown.
So the cat whos name i have forgotten, did as the doctor told him. He run around town, He run around, he run around brown, he run around,he run around a bench, he run around, he run around brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow,brown, brown, brown, yellow, brown.
This is not the end of the story, neither is it the beginning, nor the middle.
Luv Phoebe
xxx
