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Post by Colton on Feb 8, 2004 5:51:41 GMT -5
*taps Targ'* I signed up too. but I now withdraw my offer. I no longer want to. mainly because I wouldnt have the time or effort anymore to do my job correctly. well, maybe the best internet junkie win  . EDIT : Kobo.. a.. moment? |
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Post by Kobolos on Feb 8, 2004 8:04:40 GMT -5
yup. Me and Helena were amazing together in the few moments we shared...I miss her.
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Post by Kobolos on Feb 8, 2004 10:29:42 GMT -5
From "Moderator" : As for my own aspirations for moderator, I would have been shocked and dismayed to be picked because even though I AM the most qualified of any of you (overqualified says Pester and I tend to concour) I am also the secret leader of a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination... thereby having little time to devote to my new position as mod...  Uh Oh....the gig is up. Don't vote for Goblin! He just wants the pw for the moderator section. Yes, I did...and now that I have been unmasked, I will simply have to settle for total world domination. *starts to cry* it's not fair! i'm not part of C.A.N.U.C.K's anymore! i was entered into it at a young age, forced by my mother and for the longest time, it was part of my life. but then i found out about the mass murders with plastic knifes and the inhumane torture of yelling 'eh!' at unsuspecting tourists.... and with that, i left in secret. Fife was my name while i was in C.A.N.U.C.K's but since then i changed it....... i moved to the Maritimes cause let's face it, no one knows where that is anyways ;D but please trag, don't dismiss me because i was once a member of an illegal terrorist organization. that's all behind me now....... *starts to sing 'oh canada'* btw, what's a kibutz anyway? She was entered in as a young age...yes we went with the inhuman torture and the plastic knives...but I ask you....if you're gonna make an omlette don't you have to break a few eggs? P.s. I'm not telling what a kibutz is. I don't think all goblins are bad but you aren't all goblins, you're just one particularly evil one. Besides don't you support the canucks? I remember you mentioning you went to one of their rallies. And don't give me that "I don't need the passwords" crap. That's just a line! In fact I remember how I ended up with your baby-- you fed me a similar line! Am I evil? Yes I am. And I was not just at the rallie darling, I was LEADING IT. And yes I did seduce and leave you with my goblin baby...what of it? Goblin, you do support the French Canadians, right? They were the one that formed canuck. Of course they were...because I'm not French....I'm FRENCH CANADIAN. Oh yeah.... The goat farm is mine....so is the Mexican Cathouse... and Ted? He's a genetic experiment from CANUCK Labs... ANd oh yeah, the hitmen from CANUCK didn't really try to kill me, they are on the payroll. And yes...I did kill Swan's Father...with a 12-gauge loaded with birdshot. The moral of this story? You've been duped! And my empire is poised for greatness. So long suckers! |
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Post by Fife on Feb 8, 2004 11:59:20 GMT -5
 does this mean you're a CANUCK?!
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Post by Kobolos on Feb 8, 2004 14:11:35 GMT -5
does this mean you're a CANUCK?! I am not a member of C.A.N.U.C.K. I AM THE C.A.N.U.C.K. COMMANDER! I've done an excellent job of turning C.A.N.U.C.K.from a small 20 member militant group into the largest terrorist organization bent on global domination stationed in Canada on the web or in the world. It's true. It's darn true. |
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does this mean you're a CANUCK?!
