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Post by rebellion on Oct 29, 2005 23:08:18 GMT -5
I wanted to asnwer them so I thought they should have a thread. (see jemima's sig if you don't understand)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
1. burn your neighbor's house and use their burned corpses to spell out WAR AGAINST (country leader)! -or- WAR AGAINST PEOPLE AGAINST (country leader)! across thier ruined and ashen lawn and the rest of the country will take sides and kill each other.
2. No, they just stab themselves so the water gets bloody and foggish so everyone will THINK they all drowned when they really just escaped throught their ultratopsecret hatch in the bottom right hand cornor of the pool.
3. Absolutly nothing.
4. Because it's a law that everything has to have an expiration date or it can't be sold by a valid company. Several foods out their can be eaten long after the expiration date they just have to put one on there so they don't get sued.
TADA!
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Post by SF on Oct 30, 2005 0:26:16 GMT -5
*claps*
Nicely put Besty.
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Post by QuagmireLies on Oct 30, 2005 21:53:04 GMT -5
yes, yes indeed. especially number two, the illusion of spectators THINKING the swimmers have drowned is quite the contraption
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Post by PJ on Oct 30, 2005 23:32:44 GMT -5
What about the one with the black-box and how come the entire plane isn't made of it?
Douglas Adams pwned that one.
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Post by Hooky on Oct 31, 2005 8:31:57 GMT -5
Nice answers! I always liked those funny questions in Jem's sig.  |
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Post by jemima on Oct 31, 2005 14:23:28 GMT -5
These questions really aren't answerable. But thanks for trying. The most logical answer would be question 4.
I have more.
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Post by rebellion on Oct 31, 2005 16:41:45 GMT -5
yes, yes indeed. especially number two, the illusion of spectators THINKING the swimmers have drowned is quite the contraption Thats all syncronized swimming really is. Illusions. The swimmers are all really fat lazy old men. It's all a very confusing matter. You'd have to be as smart as me to really grasp the whole reality. What about the one with the black-box and how come the entire plane isn't made of it? Douglas Adams pwned that one. Cause no one would want to fly in a box. Duh. These questions really aren't answerable. But thanks for trying. The most logical answer would be question 4. I have more. YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT DO! THEY ARE ANSWERABLE BECAUSE I JUST ANSWERED THEM!! |
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Post by QuagmireLies on Nov 19, 2005 18:29:22 GMT -5
"Thats all syncronized swimming really is. Illusions. The swimmers are all really fat lazy old men. It's all a very confusing matter. You'd have to be as smart as me to really grasp the whole reality."
i must say, im a bit envious. i dont think i could ever be intelligent enough to perceive lazy fat old men.
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Post by jemima on Nov 19, 2005 20:24:14 GMT -5
More deep questions:
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, would you have two belly buttons?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
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Post by Grace on Nov 20, 2005 8:05:03 GMT -5
Because moolah rules the world. No, who the [heck  ] came up with that? You can. It's because a magical fairy told them to. Earwax. |
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Post by rebellion on Nov 20, 2005 23:29:35 GMT -5
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Because work is only terrific because you get payed.
If you're born again, would you have two belly buttons?
Technically, no, because the belly button is actually a useless hole the doctors poke in you for fun because delievering babies is really boring and non-fun so they just shove a knife in your stomach and say its how you got fed while you were in the womb while really its your apendix that creates as milky substance similar to the stuff that male penguins feed to their young to keep them alive before the female penguins come but you only know how to work your apendix while you're un-born so if you were to be born again you'd have two apendix's, not two belly buttons (doctors will just re-poke the hole open again instead of making a new one.)
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Do you shoot at winter or summer? OH! ANSWERING A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION, YO!
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
No, it's cause it's in alphabetical order. My gosh, thats a dumb question.
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Your butterflys take over the job.
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Post by champ103 on Nov 21, 2005 15:36:08 GMT -5
IfDo you shoot at winter or summer? OH! ANSWERING A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION, YO! [speechless] That's deep. |
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Post by rebellion on Nov 22, 2005 14:29:37 GMT -5
;D
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