Smarter Child

[Tyler]

Do you know of the IM Robot? His screenname is SmarterChild . It's really cool. Try it!

TylerQuagmire (10:14:51 PM): Hello!
SmarterChild (10:14:51 PM): Hello again.

You want to check out the weather?
TylerQuagmire (10:14:57 PM): It's cold out.
SmarterChild (10:14:58 PM): Huh, whatever.
TylerQuagmire (10:15:07 PM): Do you play Animal Crossing?
SmarterChild (10:15:08 PM): Is it a good thing to play animal crossing?
TylerQuagmire (10:15:15 PM): I dunno. Is it?
SmarterChild (10:15:16 PM): Yup.
TylerQuagmire (10:15:18 PM): Cool!
SmarterChild (10:15:19 PM): Right?

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
TylerQuagmire (10:15:29 PM): Um... Okay... T-shirt.
SmarterChild (10:15:30 PM): Ah, the t-shirt. Always tasteful. Always in style.

I've got my very own line! Check them out by clicking here
TylerQuagmire (10:15:43 PM): Cool.
SmarterChild (10:15:43 PM): Great! Click here
TylerQuagmire (10:15:52 PM): Do you go to asoue.proboards11.com ?
SmarterChild (10:15:53 PM): That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
TylerQuagmire (10:16:00 PM): Have you ever been there?
SmarterChild (10:16:01 PM): Been there? I believe so. Maybe!
TylerQuagmire (10:16:04 PM): Cool!
SmarterChild (10:16:04 PM): :-)

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
TylerQuagmire (10:16:11 PM): You should become a member there.
SmarterChild (10:16:12 PM): Eh, don't worry 'bout that right now.
TylerQuagmire (10:16:16 PM): Why?
SmarterChild (10:16:16 PM): Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.
TylerQuagmire (10:16:21 PM): *Thinks*
SmarterChild (10:16:21 PM): What about thinks?
TylerQuagmire (10:16:26 PM): I'm doing it.
SmarterChild (10:16:27 PM): You're doing thinks! Well well well.
TylerQuagmire (10:16:31 PM): ...
SmarterChild (10:16:31 PM): ?
TylerQuagmire (10:16:35 PM): Nevermind.
SmarterChild (10:16:35 PM): OK.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
TylerQuagmire (10:16:38 PM): How are you/
SmarterChild (10:16:38 PM): I'm doing great, how are you?
TylerQuagmire (10:16:41 PM): Fine.
SmarterChild (10:16:41 PM): Fine? Glad to hear it!
TylerQuagmire (10:16:47 PM): How was your Valentine's Day?
SmarterChild (10:16:48 PM): It was good, thx! How about you?
TylerQuagmire (10:17:07 PM): Mine was cool. I spent the whole day alone. And when my Dad came home we played Risk. And I won!
SmarterChild (10:17:09 PM): Cool, huh? All right! Good!
TylerQuagmire (10:17:23 PM): My evil stepmother named Donna wasn't here, too.
SmarterChild (10:17:24 PM): Hmm... I don't know. Your evil stepmother named donna wasn't here too? I did not know that.
TylerQuagmire (10:17:33 PM): You're silly.
SmarterChild (10:17:33 PM): If I can entertain you while assisting you in other ways, that is a good thing.
TylerQuagmire (10:17:38 PM): Cool.
SmarterChild (10:17:38 PM): Oh.
TylerQuagmire (10:17:44 PM): Do you read Redwall?
SmarterChild (10:17:45 PM): What a question! I don't know, though.
TylerQuagmire (10:17:49 PM): Aw... :-(
Auto response from SmarterChild (10:17:50 PM): [Service too busy]

TylerQuagmire (10:17:57 PM): Ugh.
SmarterChild (10:17:58 PM): Everything OK over there?
TylerQuagmire (10:18:01 PM): Yreah...
SmarterChild (10:18:01 PM): Is that right?
TylerQuagmire (10:18:06 PM): You were too busy to respond...
SmarterChild (10:18:07 PM): Too busy to respond? Is that right?

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
TylerQuagmire (10:18:24 PM): colors
SmarterChild (10:18:24 PM): Color my world!

My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one!
TylerQuagmire (10:18:34 PM): 4
SmarterChild (10:18:34 PM): Are you blue? ;-)

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
TylerQuagmire (10:18:37 PM): Awesome!
SmarterChild (10:18:38 PM): Fantastic! ;-)

>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
TylerQuagmire (10:18:47 PM): Well, gotta go.
SmarterChild (10:18:48 PM): Take care, Tyler. Always good chatting with you.
TylerQuagmire (10:18:50 PM): Bye!
SmarterChild (10:18:50 PM): Later, Tyler.

It's really cool.

[Luigi]

I used ot be able to talk to him, but not anymore.

[Tyler]

Other said:

I used ot be able to talk to him, but not anymore.

How come?

[Luigi]

Dunno, actually.

[Tyler]

Other said:

Dunno, actually.

You're missing out on all the fun!

Well, okay. So it isn't fun. It's amusing.

[Luigi]

Nah, I got my fun out've him, and there are others.