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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Feb 2, 2004 20:17:00 GMT -5
Advice columns have long since come and gone, and I think it's time for them to return to the menacing miscellaneous questions. Tonight, I just can't resist telling people what to do. But later on I probably won't, so questions can be asked by and answered by anybody.
Rules:
1) Don't ask any stupid questions, unless you really want to.
2) Don't give any bad advice to a serious question- they just might take it.
3) Ask questions anonymously, unless it's too much trouble. It's fun to guess who asked what. If you don't care about being anonymous enter as "Some chick who doesn't even know what a daemon is." or "One of the moderator's who is definitely not named after a Baudelaire."
Those are the rules, feel free to ignore them at any time.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 2, 2004 23:09:19 GMT -5
How can we eat?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 2, 2004 23:09:52 GMT -5
Why do we eat?
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Post by BSam on Feb 2, 2004 23:10:45 GMT -5
Where shall we have lunch?
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Post by negativenine on Feb 2, 2004 23:11:03 GMT -5
Madame:
1) That seems like the kind of thing you just miiiight regret later, but go for it, if you're really in that kind of mood!
How do we eat?
With our mouthes I'm guessing... and you know, stomachs and throat and all that crap...
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Post by negativenine on Feb 2, 2004 23:13:53 GMT -5
Well don't I look stupid? There's a question for you!
And furthermore: HAWWWWWWWW HAWWWWWWW
Okay, but seriously... My brother's friend's uncle's rooomate is having an affair with his wife's second cousin's mail delivery person. I'm the only one that knows! Should I tell or not? OMG! I just like so totally don't know what to do!
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 3, 2004 2:18:37 GMT -5
Oh...I had to delete that...sorry. *feels stupid*
Hum...personally, I think that you should tell someone! Like, oh my god, if I knew that something like that was going on, I'd be like AHH!
And no, you don't look stupid...
>_>
<_<
Or maybe you do.
*shrugs* I wouldn't know.
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Post by negativenine on Feb 5, 2004 21:11:58 GMT -5
Well, whatever. Doesn't matter.
I think I'll like, tell my hairdresser! She like, totally always knows what to do! OMG, thanx so much Madame... you are so hip and posh and french and I like so totally believe in you!
::)Yeesh.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 5, 2004 21:19:07 GMT -5
 Like, oh my god, are you mocking me, Neggie? OH MY GOD. YOU ARE. I'm going to, like, cry. And then I'm going to go tell my hairdresser all about how you...DON'T SHOP AT BANANA REPUBLIC! Like, oh my god.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Feb 11, 2004 19:07:35 GMT -5
*bump*
Hmm. I get the feeling I missed some great in-joke, but I'm sure someone will get around to explaining it later.
Anyway, I've already whined in practically every place I've posted today about the librarians suddenly deciding that message boards are terrible, evil things for people to be using at school. (People who, really, are practically adults, some legally are adults.) Anyway, since they only decided this the day before yesterday, I'm thinking that now should be the time for some kind of protest. The question is, should I protest at all, and if so, how? Or maybe I should just ignore the rule when possible? Or actually obey the rules and only visit this board at home?
If I chose to protest I could:
A. Explain the concept of a grandfather clause to That-guy-in-charge-of-saying-what-you-may-or-may not- do on the computer, which would mean that only people in this class could use them, or even only for this year.
B. Write a scathing article in the school newspaper linking this to censorship and the violation of the right to communicate, which at it's least powerful could badly embaress me and at it's most powerful allow people to use e-mail or even chats during school.
C. Argue face to face with the guy in charge of bossing you around in the computer about the above points.
D. Something better that I haven't thought of, but you have.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 11, 2004 19:18:46 GMT -5
Mmm...Ever read Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams? Hum...
As for the computer thing...
I know how that is. I got in trouble for using Livejournal in study hall (I spent around ten minutes explaining to my teacher that Livejournal, to my knowledge, has no affiliation with MSN, and furthermore, MSN is the devil and I would never visit it at school, or ever for that matter. I'm not exactly so sure what the big deal was.), and I can't come on 667 anymore at school.
I don't know what you should do...I like the school newspaper idea, as cliched as it is.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Feb 11, 2004 19:21:26 GMT -5
I got the HG2G reference, it's just the stuff that came after that which confused me.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Feb 11, 2004 19:30:58 GMT -5
Ah...
Well, I personally didn't get what came after that myself. I think it was all improvised, or Neggie was telling an in-joke and I played along. It happens a lot.
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Post by BSam on Feb 11, 2004 19:35:21 GMT -5
just the innocent victim of a passing in-joke
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Feb 11, 2004 21:41:14 GMT -5
It was bound to happen sooner or later...
But in the meantime I'd really like advice on how to deal with it, if I don't act soon it will be The Rule, instead some minor mistake some guy made.
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