Post by dictatortom on Apr 16, 2006 9:32:01 GMT -5
You may ask for any job on the VFD force here. I am the actual leader of the real life VFD commission. I can tell you anything you want about snicket, his books,VFD, or any other Secretive Organization out there. All you gotta do is post a reply here stating your State and codename and the rest is all a matter of Instant Messaging me or even an email and you will be hired........probably.. ;D p.s. to all of my critics, I am not a phony or a fake. VFD is a total reality.And those who do believe, kudos for them.
You may ask for any job on the VFD force here. I am the actual leader of the real life VFD commission. I can tell you anything you want about snicket, his books,VFD, or any other Secretive Organization out there. All you gotta do is post a reply here stating your State and codename and the rest is all a matter of Instant Messaging me or even an email and you will be hiredprobably.. ;D Just Post quickly! p.s. to all of my critics, I am not a phony or a fake. VFD is a total reality.And those who do believe, kudos for them.
I have read the first 12 books along with several other of Lemony's various Publications
Including The Baudelaire Biographer: A Trial By Fire? I find that hard to believe, since hardly anyone has heard of that book and it was only issued if you saw the movie in a few theaters on a certain week.
Post by Alice Wilde on Apr 17, 2006 9:41:16 GMT -5
Oh...I didn't want to have to do this.
Look, "T". No one wants to join your "vfd force". Do you know why?
Because you are the opposite of all that VFD embodies.
VFD is a noble organization. The only requirements to join are 'exceptional note-taking/observational skills' and, it seems, a profound love of the written word. People are not 'hired' and they need not bow down to a 'leader'. Also, if you are truly the leader, why do you break your sentences strangely, like an 11-year-old asshat making things up?
I am fond of the theory that we, the readers of ASoUE, have become VFD. And, indeed, in a way we seem to be. This website is our safe place, we use codes frequently, and we read a great deal. We keep the world quiet just by shutting the hell up and not bothering people with useless blather such as "Come join the my VFD!".
You know what. I was incorrect. VFD is not so much as an organization actually.
It's more of a social club.
And, as a member of the club, I kindly ask you to gee tee ef oh.
Post by dictatortom on Apr 17, 2006 10:34:19 GMT -5
The only requirements to join are 'exceptional note-taking/observational skills' hold on a second. My phone is ringing. If you look more closely at my original thread on this forum called VFD applicants, that is all i require. then, is it from there that i advise them to look on my thread here. If you are a member of the club,( incognito) applaud you. But, as you may or may not know, name one person whom I have instructed to "bow down". I never said those words, or even implied them. I have SO quit trying to repair what the schism has done, and I'm believing you are a good member that We are honestly proud in VFD to have aboard. And just F.Y.I. the group of VFD is very real. Now excuse me, my phone is ringing. I have to go make dinner for my family, who is in poverty because my dad quit his job because of mean critics like you! with all due respect, Agent T
Germes: I think inviting new people to join us is a good idea.
May 14, 2020 16:28:26 GMT -5
Germes: I think Bee did something similar at some point in the past.
May 14, 2020 16:29:01 GMT -5
Germes: And even earlier, there was a plan to stick 667 flyers in copies of ASOUE in bookshops. At least one person did join us because of that.
May 14, 2020 16:29:51 GMT -5
Sherry Ann: Didn't someone get kicked out of / asked to leave a bookstore for putting 667 bookmarks in ASOUE books?
May 14, 2020 19:25:42 GMT -5
tk: hey i actually did leave 667 bookmarks in ASOUE books in bookshops! man i forgot about that. good times.
May 14, 2020 19:38:03 GMT -5
Jean Lúcio: If there was a flow capacitor, I would sign up here long before ... That must have been incredible.
May 14, 2020 21:06:05 GMT -5
Terry Craig: holy salsa, tk, you legend. I've never heard of the flyers thing as part of 667 history.
May 15, 2020 15:33:18 GMT -5
tk: lol i myself forgot about it, it's been so long -- must've done that when i first joined around 2009/2010
May 16, 2020 11:34:49 GMT -5
Stay-at-homet: Just updated my profile to express my hopes that everyone stays home and safe. I tried to give my avatar a mask, but it ended up looking more like Patrick from Spongebob in overalls.
May 17, 2020 8:08:16 GMT -5
Jean Lúcio: It was great for me. I also put a mask on my Avatar.
May 17, 2020 13:16:31 GMT -5