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Post by Rikku on Mar 18, 2004 19:32:38 GMT -5
I know it's a little late (as St P's day was yesterday) but I still found this funny.
enjoy!
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, an' so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over with his beer, shaking his head & mutters,
"It's going to be a long night, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Mar 18, 2004 19:40:18 GMT -5
OMG, that's funny! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by Freshie on Mar 18, 2004 19:45:41 GMT -5
Heres something...
The Irishman
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. You'd best put your affairs in order."
O'Malley was shocked but being a solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room, where his son was waiting.
"Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer. Let's head to the pub and have a few pints."
After 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and some more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
O'Malley told them they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple of more beers. After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion.
"Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!"
O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your Mother after I am gone."
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Post by Rikku on Mar 18, 2004 19:48:10 GMT -5
haha! that was a good one! ;D
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Post by BSam on Mar 18, 2004 20:14:01 GMT -5
the tones been lowered already so here goes...
did you hear about the gay irish couple?
gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald...
i'm sorry in advance...
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Post by No One Mourns the Wicked on Mar 18, 2004 22:01:52 GMT -5
lol, those were all really funny. ;D
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 19, 2004 11:53:16 GMT -5
I know it's a little late (as St P's day was yesterday) but I still found this funny. enjoy! Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, an' so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over with his beer, shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night, the Murphy twins are drunk again." Haha....that's a good one. And...BSam's...yours was...interesting. |
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Post by SlightlyMad on Mar 19, 2004 14:49:38 GMT -5
*LOFFS*
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Post by Pucca on Mar 19, 2004 14:55:08 GMT -5
haha! Those are good! Although some would take them to offence if there are any Irish on this board..
... Hold on, i am 1/4 irish. Oh, well i am crazy anyway, and now i know why ;D
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Post by SlightlyMad on Mar 19, 2004 15:07:48 GMT -5
Me too , My grandfathers Irish
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Post by Pucca on Mar 19, 2004 15:46:57 GMT -5
Yeah mine too. On my Mum's side
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 19, 2004 15:47:48 GMT -5
I'm 1/2 Scottish. *plays bagpipes*
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Post by Pucca on Mar 19, 2004 15:52:49 GMT -5
cool! Luckily you're not 1/8 french, i have to keep that hidden from my french teaher otherwise she will go all happy and... un-teacher like...
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 19, 2004 15:53:44 GMT -5
Hm...I can see that that can be a problem.
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Post by Tyler on Mar 19, 2004 17:14:38 GMT -5
I'm not Irish. But I'm glad that I'm not. No offense to you Irish people, but I like being German.
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