Tyler's Birthday

[Tyler]

Just to let you know, tomarrow is my 13th birthday. Um... Yeah, that's it...

[timartwonis]

i loved my 13th bday. i got a lb of orange lindt chocolates, the 1st season of friends on dvd, a book, lilo and stitch on dvd, $100, tons of makeup from my friends, bath stuff, a stuffed animal deer with a scarf that has the lindt logo that came w/ my chocolate, a beanie baby, jewelry, glove mittens, a scarf, and a sweatshirt. next year i plan on getting a computer and a cell phone.

[Zombie-chan]

Ah...13....so much fun it's not even funny. If that made any sense.

[ŘỠßëřŦ]

Horendous birthday!

[ponygirl's vapor]

happy birthday to tyler, cha cha...ill make you a happy birthday song...send it to you via AIM one of these days.

[negativenine]

Happy birthday Tyler! *hands him a present that's suspiciously fish-bowl shaped*

[Woe]

Happy Birthday tyler i got you some presents in advance
gives a Finding Nemo bed set and dvd

[Dark]

Happy Birthday Tyler!!! *hands him a present that's suspiciously "How to overcome the Oedipus complex" book shaped*

[Pester, Rumormonger]

Wow, that's a really specific shape.
And doesn't having an oedipus complex involve loving your mother the wrong way? I'd say the Troy McClure complex.

Happy birthday. ::hands him a pound puppy wrapped in a bow::

[Dark]

Pester, I know it's a very specific shape.
The only excuse I have:

Tyler said:

If you think about it, there is no such thing as a male virgin. After all, when we were born, we saw our mother's... You can figure out the rest.

[timartwonis]

i remember pound puppies!! i used to LOVE those things but my mom never got me one!! i got you a health book , tyler!! hahaha!

[negativenine]

Oh my god! Pester and Dark: you guys both win! You mentionned Oedipus and Troy McClure in the same thread!

And, Tyler, doesn't that technically mean that all females are non-virgin lesbians?\

EDIT: with Oedipus (or Oedipa... ) complexes?

[Dark]

negativenine said:

Oh my god! Pester and Dark: you guys both win! You mentionned Oedipus and Troy McClure in the same thread!

What did I win??
*sees a girl coming in carrying a prize that's suspiciously "How to overcome the Oedipus complex book" shaped*

[negativenine]

Ummm... some jellybeans. And a BOOK! Bet you didn't see that coming! *hands Dark and Pester suspiciously "How to Overcome an Oedipus Complex in 12 Easy Steps" book shaped objects and jelly beans, and hands some jellybeans and a book to Tyler for good measure, too*

[Dark]

[disappointed voice]Thank you, I'm so happy. This is the best prize I've ever received.
I will put it next to that stupid "How to improve your relationship with you parents" book my father gave me.[/disappointed voice]

*thinks about how did Tyler's b-day lead to this...*