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Post by Tyler on Mar 23, 2004 19:40:22 GMT -5
I am sorry to bring to you all the sad divorce of Pearl and I. Why are we getting divorced? For the simple fact that I put tape on her aquarium. At one end was a 10 (a high rating for how much she loved me) and at the other end was a 1 (her hatred for me). She stayed around the 2-3 area. So, thus, our divorce comes. *Sniff*  The memory will happen on Friday, March 26th, 2004 here, in this thread. Why so long? Pearl and I are deciding who keeps what and such. I want her aquarium. She wants my dog. So, a war has started on who keeps what. The war will end on Thursday, but we'll need a day to recover from the battle. *Sniff* Well... Hope to see you there! P.S. That means I'll be single... AGAIN!!!!! |
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Post by Zombie-chan on Mar 23, 2004 19:51:01 GMT -5
You can get through this, Tyler. Be strong, we're supporting you. Oh, and you might want a good lawyer...this may get nasty.  |
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Post by BSam on Mar 23, 2004 19:52:57 GMT -5
well...at least he has a good forum magikarp to help him through the hard, lonely times...
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Post by Zombie-chan on Mar 23, 2004 19:54:37 GMT -5
Ah yes...a forum magikarp could come in handy. Just hope Pearl doesn't use that against Tyler...
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Post by timartwonis on Mar 23, 2004 20:19:32 GMT -5
who's pearl?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Mar 23, 2004 22:05:54 GMT -5
His "wife." She's a what's it...seahorse.
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Mar 23, 2004 22:21:56 GMT -5
? I thought Ty Ty was in seventh grade!
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Mar 23, 2004 22:24:40 GMT -5
You take someone marrying a seahorse at face value, but just because he's a 7th graders means he doesn't have a chance to try happiness? For shame!
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Post by negativenine on Mar 23, 2004 22:53:06 GMT -5
I'm glad you've put this behind you, Tyler... now you can go on to star in such musicals as Planet of the Apes, and such informational videos as... what was it called... that one about Bovine University... Be strong, Tyler! You can get through this and move on to a prosperous career!
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Mar 23, 2004 22:56:54 GMT -5
Remember- no one wants to live in a world without Zinc. (Troy was the voice-over guy.)
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Post by euromegamouth on Mar 24, 2004 0:17:18 GMT -5
I didn't even know Tyler was married.
Good luck with the divorce, Ty!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 24, 2004 11:00:50 GMT -5
Good luck....you can marry Clem now can't you?
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Post by SlightlyMad on Mar 24, 2004 11:33:12 GMT -5
you posted that twice ;D
Anyways, now he can marry me!
MEEP!
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Post by BSam on Mar 24, 2004 17:39:32 GMT -5
Does this divorce have anything to do with the "new" Freshman? the 'gone' freshman? |
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Post by Tyler on Mar 24, 2004 18:23:09 GMT -5
Freshmen *Sniff* left... |
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