That's settled. There is this Italian Stuart Townsend look-alike who goes to my school, and I haven't had the nerves to approach him but I guess I have to now. But what should I say? Because he isn't in any my classes (I'm pretty sure he's just a freshman), I don't know any of his friends and I only see him in passing. He has a nirvana patch on his backpack should I do the pretentious music pick-up line? Or just say "You're really pretty. Please make-out with me behind the bushes?"
Ed: She should say, "hey, your taste in music blows and I hope you come to your senses and stop listening to music that sucks!"
Ed: Or..
Luna: Or threaten castration if he doesn't BAM BAM BAM
Luna: *hip thrust*
Ed: She could stand around screaming "COURTNEY KILLED KURT!!"
Luna: Ah, Ed, always the first one to spark musical controversy! You crack me up, little buddy! Even though you're older than I am by three years.
Ed: Try TEN!!
Luna: OH HOLY potato PLEASE DON'T MOLEST ME
Ed: *raep raep*
Ed: I was a toddler when you were a goddamn egg.
Luna: *cry*
Ed: I could of went "haha look at that little egg in there being all egg like"
Ed: Then poked it, destroying like 90% of your genetic material
Luna: I would have been just a STUB.
Disclaimer: don't start arguing about Nirvana now.
Ed: The glass isn't half empty, it's twice as big as it needs to be.
Luna: Wow, that's so deep. Personally, I think half the water is just invisible.
Luna: So it should be "which half of the water is invisible?"
Ed: The bottom half!
Luna: If you turn it upside down.
Ed: Then it's just called "messy"
Ed: Especially if it was really entrails in disguise
Ed: And stroganoff
Luna: Or entrails stroganoff.
Luna: I think the chicken came first because I believe in David Copperfield's theory of the chicken appearing by magic.
Ed: The chicken probably evolved from an organism.
Luna: Ed, you're being serious again.
Ed: So it's really "which hairy squiggly blob came first"
Luna: sammich
Ed: Sandwichganism
Luna: Or Brillo pads.
Luna: Say, what the hell ARE Brillo pads, anyway?
Ed: Someone was drawing a picture of Aeris getting killed by Sephiroth once
Ed: And I suggested that instead of drawing Sephiroth
Ed: They replace him with a sandwich
Luna: What kind of sandwich?
Ed: ham
Luna: I LOVE ham. But I like barbequed chixin sammiches more, which leads us to our last question of the moment, "why did the chicken cross the road?"
Ed: Because he was too stupid not to.
Luna: That's awful harsh. I think it was an expression of his individualism, myself.
Ed: But chickens eat their own turds!
Luna: SO DO FISH
Ed: Yum!
