How Beatrice could be the Baud's mom

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Really? I thought it said
"but then, a huge eagle came and-"

[Zombie-chan]

"Mount Fraught was known for having dangerous animals on it, but your mother wasn't afraid. But then, swooping out of the sky-" TEE, p. 27

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Thanks, I only borrowed it from a friend and don't have it now.

[Zombie-chan]

No problem....I happen to agree with you on this, by the way.

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Thank you! It's about time I found a new believer... All this evidence and people dare to resist m- I mean have a different opinion. Some people are yelling at me on other threads because they have the tiniest shred of evidence that K is baudmom, when they haven't even read this evidence. It's getting iritating.

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

There is so much compelling evidence that Beatrice is Mrs. Baudelaire that no one can read my list of evidence without thinking twice about their opinion(if it is the opposite of mine)

[Travesty]

I really wish people would at least take a look at my loads of evidence rather than insulting me and some people throwing invalid arguements at me. It would save me time and a bit of annoyment.

Wow, gee, I was about to say the same thing to you. Check out the dear departed "Beatrice is NOT Baudmom" thread. Just a sampling:

If the person with his back to the photographer in the picture the Bauds found in THH is indeed Lemony, then it is IMPOSSIBLE for Beatrice to be the Baudelaire’s mother. Why? Because Beatrice dumped Lemony because of some horrible happening relating to The Schism, THE SAME HAPPENING THAT CAUSED LEMONY TO TURN HIS BACK TO CAMERAS etc. Beatrice would hardly allow them to be photographed together after this happening. Also:

when Duncan was talking about Jacques Snicket if K was the mom their conversation would have been like this.
D: His full name is Jacques Snicket
V: That sounds familiar.
D: I'm not surprised. Jacques Snicket is your uncle!
Instead of how it went:
D: His full name is Jacques Snicket
V: That sounds familiar.
D: I'm not surprised, Jacques Snicket is the brother of a man who-
THERE THEY ARE! It just makes more sense for him to talk about their mom rather than Lemony so that's my opinion

All Duncan knew about the Snickets was what he had read in old newspapers, which would hardly have extended details about family (esp. if it were the Daily Punctilio). And wouldn’t Snicket sound familiar to Violet if it were her mother’s maiden name?

In LSUA the duchess of Winnipeg says in her letter to Lemony"Of course, Beatrice is far past complaing about lost property, the very reason I'm sure you have dedicated yourself to researching those 3 children" Why research them for Beatrice? Because she's their mom!

Whoa there, cowboy: that’s hardly concrete evidence. Beatrice could have been an aunt, a relative, or anything relating to them.

"Mount Fraught was known for having dangerous animals on it, but your mother wasn't afraid. But then, swooping out of the sky-" TEE, p. 27

Then there are you guys, who say that Beatrice was scooped out of the sky by a giant eagle (TMM, I think.) But No! All Lemony says is that a woman he loved was taken in the sky be an eagle. Not necessarily Beatrice—it could have been his mother, his friend, or, let me see, his sister.

There is so much compelling evidence that Beatrice is Mrs. Baudelaire that no one can read my list of evidence without thinking twice about their opinion(if it is the opposite of mine)

Wow, cocky much? Your evidence is hardly concrete. I’m not saying that mine is either, but only that it would be nice to even CONSIDER that there could POSSIBLY be another side of the story. You blow all the opposition's completely legitimate claims totally off. I can’t refute all your evidence, but it would be nice to see you refute some of mine, especially the first part about the photograph. In turning such a blind eye to the wealth of oppositional evidence you do the same thing you accuse others of doing so many times. At least give us a fair try!!!!!!!!!

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

I never said there was no other opinion than mine, I meant that people read my list of proof and don't necessarily change their opinion, but they at least think twice about it. I HAVE been to the Beatrice is NOT baudmom thread and even posted on it. My evidence isn't necessarily concrete. no one's is. But if u combine every shred of evidence I have gathered, u r hardpressed to refute the entire wealth of it. The photo thing is QUITE annoying for me but "there is no way of knowing for sure" and so Lemony may not be the man in the picture. Plus what with all his disguises and face concealing he might be near to Beatrice without her even knowing it, so she may not even know it's him. Plus, why would the letter I mentioned even say that if K were the bauds' mom? I mean, the duchess would know that Lemony was researching them because they were his nephews/nieces(which under my creed is not true.) Yes the 'woman he loved' being taken by the eagle could have been his sister, but Beatrice is the only woman he refers to as the woman he loved through the series. Snicket could sound familiar to Violet for any number of reasons. She could have read it in a newspaper, orheard that her mother was once associated with a Snicket. But I daresay Violet would have had more than an inkling about Snicket if it were her mother's maiden name! I mean, Violet's a smart one and one not likely to forget her mother's maiden name. There' s my rebuddle(I don't care if I spelled that wrong) and I'm sticking to my story.

[ŘỠßëřŦ]

*Screams REALLY loud*

Not another Baudmom thread!

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Hey, I didn't start it(nor have I ever started a baudelaire mother thread) and it's been around a lot longer than some of the baudmom threads.

[QuagmireSnicket]

i will look at TEE today but i agree with the opinion that Beatrice is the bauds mom one more thing i have heard in a thread that the bauds mom is Lemony's sister. Therefore Beatrice couldnt be their mom because Lemony wouldnt have his own sister as a girlfriend unless he was a pervert but i highly doubt that... lol...

[QuagmireSnicket]

Travesty said:

If the person with his back to the photographer in the picture the Bauds found in THH is indeed Lemony, then it is IMPOSSIBLE for Beatrice to be the Baudelaire’s mother. Why? Because Beatrice dumped Lemony because of some horrible happening relating to The Schism, THE SAME HAPPENING THAT CAUSED LEMONY TO TURN HIS BACK TO CAMERAS etc. Beatrice would hardly allow them to be photographed together after this happening. Also:

As for that i bet the reason Lemony turns his back to cameras is because he doesnt want members of VFD to recognize him and find out what side of the schism hes on, for example in the picture on page 13 of the Snicket file if the unrecognized person is indeed him hes is probably turning his back so that the evil side of the schism wont recognize him and tryto kill him because hes on the good side of the schism.

[QuagmireSnicket]

Marmite said:

K would teach at Prufock because it's a V.F.D. training house. She obviously heard the Bauds were there, so she rushed there, but then they were gone.

Since when is Prufrock a VFD training house?
I dont remember reading that...

[dangerous]

I think the bauds mum is *Drumroll* is definitely not beatrice.
I mean if she was one of there parents wouldn't lemony have perhaps fathered the kids.
The bauds could adopted...
But as I have absolutely no evidence to support this I'll just watch the world go by and eat chocolate. ;D

[QuagmireSnicket]

oh god come on man if u know anything Lemony cant be the father anyway becaus it says that when he approached Beatrice for the the first time in fifteen years Violet was fourteen so that makes it impossible and the bauds ARE NOT adopted or else they would be used to the crap they go through