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Post by timartwonis on May 2, 2004 8:11:02 GMT -5
in math class we write beer specials and other alcoholic beverage specials on the board and we write CLUB DOUG and then we dance aroudn the class room then a few people will go up to the door with the life size Elvis cardboard cut out and be bouncers and he has to give id and once he showed us his old library card from the '70s but he made us close down CLUB DOUG jsut in case Sister de la Chappelle walked by and we can't call him Dougie or Doug or Douglee anymore for the same reason.
in science I write Kate's Corner Café in the corner of the dry erase board cos my friend kate always used to read books in that corner after tests adn quizzes... its drives my science teacher crazy. its sooooooo funny.
in french we always get big group complaints and spend the whole class talkinga bout them
thats all i can thinkof now but once in gym we got pur teacher to show us wedding pictures from her sisters wedding and she was covering some of them up and we asked her why and she said because there was alcohol in them....lol
anyone else?
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Post by Pucca on May 2, 2004 8:14:50 GMT -5
Hehe, we have a teacher called Mr Seager (I think that's how you spell it) and we call him Mr. Seagull.
Also, he says 'Hey!' alot, when he is annoyed. So, sometimes we would sing 'Hey ya' when he was about to come into the room. He gets so annoyed!
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Post by Dark on May 2, 2004 10:22:52 GMT -5
When I was in Highschool, some friends used to put all the chairs in a pile and on top of each other around the gekky guy no one liked. It was very funny, when he moved on, all fell down.
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Post by Charles Vane on May 2, 2004 12:26:02 GMT -5
In music class we would all start coughing or staring at the ceiling, or luaghing at random times. Oh whenever the teahcer turned her back we would move our chairs as far back as possible then act like we did nothing.. that drove her crazy, she put big black x's on the floor for where the chairs were supposed to go.. we all made up names when a subsitute came, that was for our own enjoyment really, I don't think she heard half the names.
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Post by Scam on May 2, 2004 15:23:01 GMT -5
we never do anything annoying on a regular basis except talk when we aren't supposed to, but once in english this one kid brought in a fart machine. he'd let other kids borrow the remote, and they'd set it off. the teacher didn't even get mad. ;D
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Post by xangelkimzx on May 2, 2004 15:30:35 GMT -5
Hehe, we have a teacher called Mr Seager (I think that's how you spell it) and we call him Mr. Seagull. Also, he says 'Hey!' alot, when he is annoyed. So, sometimes we would sing 'Hey ya' when he was about to come into the room. He gets so annoyed! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mr Seagar is weird! Remember once in RE when Nicola (this really quiet girl) couldn't stop laughing and she got TWO red comments! Plus Josh is really good at doing the 'Heeeeeeyyyy' impression lol! I can't really think of many more teacher annoyances at the moment. *thinks* Oh yeah, in English all the boys do Mr Bean impressions or Bradley goes 'ya-a-know!' but sometimes they go over the top cuz Ms Johnson can't do anything and we end up doing nothing in one of my favourite subjects, English. And in maths this guy called Jason Fletcher always goes on about spongebob squarepants or says really boring jokes and that makes Ms Mason yell. Or in science Lara and Nathan discuss random things and Ms Murray gets annoyed, teehee. There aren't any, like, traditional ways that people annoy teachers, they just, naturally do it. Especcially our form, I think we are the worst form in year 8 lol. But I don't know why, cuz there's loadsa good people like meee! and Aimee and everyone in it too as well as all the Mr Bean-wannabes... lol |
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Post by timartwonis on May 2, 2004 21:15:58 GMT -5
when we have subs one person will cough and then we'll all start sneezing and coughing and snoring and the teachers are so stupid that they dont notice. once in math my friend Jackie brought a donut and was hoping that mr green wouldnt notice her eating it but he did and he didnt get mad he just put htis funny face on and gave us one of his funny speaches. and a few days ago in double math i brought some cookies so i wouldnt die of boredom and either he didnt notice or didnt care. and once at mass sister de la chapelle was talkign aobut sacred heart educators and all of the kids in mr green math classes were having so much trouble not laughing cos thats a big joke with us and once in announcements my scieence teacher did this whole thing on the golden rule and one of the things was many paths lead to the mountain top and we were all laughing cos mr green tells us that all the tiem for solving math problems and mrs skvir and mr maruca and all the teachers were like "oh thats soooooo beautiful" and i was about to explode it was so funny. but the teachers dont mind cos my grade is ALL over achievers and we all get good grades and we are ahead of all the other grades in terms of our ages esp french and spanish. and we're all smarter than the english teacher but all of the teachers love us and tell the high school head about us and how great we are and the music teacher told her that we are the greatest singers and we'd be great for the Tartan Tones
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Post by awpoue on May 2, 2004 23:00:05 GMT -5
It was less than an hour ago that I was at school, and I pulled chewing gum from under the desk with some paper, and put it on my Accounting teacher's shoe...
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Post by Kobolos on May 2, 2004 23:20:54 GMT -5
"No Mrs. Smart, I appreciate the homework...but I won't kill your husband."
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Post by trish on May 2, 2004 23:37:28 GMT -5
My teacher Mr. Boone has floral wallpaper in his bedroom and we make fun of him for that.  I always torture my teachers, mind, they always start it. And then I get in trouble. The principal's secretary has gotten to the point where she says exasperatedly, "What did you do now??" When I get sent in there. |
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Post by Pucca on May 3, 2004 8:29:15 GMT -5
When someone goes for a teaching job, they should be warned that they will be tortured, unless they go to a year 1 class or something.
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Post by trish on May 3, 2004 10:32:53 GMT -5
When someone goes for a teaching job, they should be warned that they will be tortured, unless they go to a year 1 class or something. I completely agree. Next year our long time English teacher is retiring, and everybody is already talking about old ways to torture the new teacher, because the old teacher just doesn't fall for the old tricks anymore. Plus, it really doesn't help that the new teacher is a total fox, in a class of teenage guys. She is going to regret becoming a teacher. |
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Post by Jack Jack on May 3, 2004 13:47:25 GMT -5
Yes and when ever a new teacher comes you make therem life a living hell
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Post by xangelkimzx on May 3, 2004 13:54:59 GMT -5
Charlotte, your school/teachers sound(s) dead cool! If we are caught chewing, then they yell at us and bring the bin over, and if we're caught twice it's a red comment in your planner (they write loadsa blahblah explaining how your child has not followed rules). But anyway, I am such a goody-goody, I don't really get red comments. I only got one last year, and that was Saskia's fault, not mine, because she made me turn around and know that I had green pen on my face  Weird. And I got one this year because I forgot the pasta sauce for food tech  and later on when the teacher was browsing through my planner, she told me i have 'nice writing' and I thought, yeah whatever just do the red comment and shut the hell up. Lol |
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Post by trish on May 3, 2004 14:17:48 GMT -5
Charlotte, your school/teachers sound(s) dead cool! If we are caught chewing, then they yell at us and bring the bin over, and if we're caught twice it's a red comment in your planner (they write loadsa blahblah explaining how your child has not followed rules). But anyway, I am such a goody-goody, I don't really get red comments. I only got one last year, and that was Saskia's fault, not mine, because she made me turn around and know that I had green pen on my face Weird. And I got one this year because I forgot the pasta sauce for food tech and later on when the teacher was browsing through my planner, she told me i have 'nice writing' and I thought, yeah whatever just do the red comment and shut the hell up. Lol Heh. What are red marks?? We don't seem to have them at my school. |
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Weird. And I got one this year because I forgot the pasta sauce for food tech 
and later on when the teacher was browsing through my planner, she told me i have 'nice writing' and I thought, yeah whatever just do the red comment and shut the hell up. Lol
