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Post by xangelkimzx on May 3, 2004 14:27:59 GMT -5
Red comments are just a paragraph in your planner (homework timetable, etc) that you get if you've been naughty (hehe!) and your parents and form tutor see it...
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Post by MissGuinevere on May 3, 2004 14:45:43 GMT -5
oh, well in my school wild things go on. like once, a kid put x-lax in the cafeteria's salsa so whoever ate tacos that day was, uh, in the bathroom. (hehe!  but not if it was me!) anyway, once my entire class scemed to do the classic 'drop all of our pencils at 10:20' thing. it worked and it was sooo funny!!!!! my teacher got sooo red! ;D another memorable one is when history class got so out of control that the teacher went out of the room to seek help and all the kids were sreaming, running around, and chanting the jerry springer theme "jerry! jerry! jerry!". ;D it was great. and this was only last year. in 6th grade, though, i had a lot of sick (as in disgusting and perverted) kids in my class. i kept a book of their most disgusting quotes and then me and my friends laughed at the book ever since. really dumb but funny things are in that book ;D |
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Post by trish on May 3, 2004 14:46:02 GMT -5
Red comments are just a paragraph in your planner (homework timetable, etc) that you get if you've been naughty (hehe!) and your parents and form tutor see it... Oh yeah...we have something like that here. I am a complete magee at school to my teachers, sometimes I tell them how it is, because they don't seem to get it. They don't seem to understand that I don't care about somebody whose feelings towards me are determined by my GPA and how quiet I am. So my mom gets at least one phone call a week. *shrug* I am definitely not a good girl.  |
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Post by SlightlyMad on May 3, 2004 14:55:25 GMT -5
Once a girl pretended she was blind and the teacher believed her.
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Post by xangelkimzx on May 3, 2004 15:09:20 GMT -5
Most the teachers in our school either hate me or practically love me.
The ones that hate me are:
Our form tutor, Ms Roberts, because I am quiet and don't try my best at drama because I am always put in a group with my enemies (Jake, Michael, Philip, Jack... etc) and not with friends
The science teacher, because I always talk to Aimee and Jess and Mushroom and Abby and end up not learning about 'photosynthesis'... *yay*.... not
One of our tech teachers, because I always forget where I put my chocolate design and have to start from scratch each time (though really, I think he keeps stealing it because my sunset deisgn is like sooo better than everyone's mermaid templates)
The maths teacher, because even though my maths is absolutely always right and fantastic and I am in the second top set in year 8 for it, I don't 'contribute', instead fall asleep or annoy Jade who sits next to me
The music teacher because when she does the singing register I sing my name dead low and she gives me dirty looks and gets annoyed
Teachers who do like me:
The French teacher because my homework is like, always the best cuz I love learning languages plus I always do extra for her and I end up getting bon points
The English teacher because I always follow instructions unlike most people in the class
The Geography teacher because I once got 96% in a test (so did Aimee! But they can't say we were copying cuz we were sat miles away from eachother) plus I'm good at graphs and stuff....
The History teacher because I told her that I've been to Napolean museum in Paris and showed her the pics and she was like, chumming off it for ages
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Post by timartwonis on May 3, 2004 19:32:36 GMT -5
Teachers who hate me:
The English teacher hates my and my friend Abby (and lots of other kids) cos we are all way smarter than she is and we always question her and chalenger her with our brains
the computer teacher cos im better at computers that she is and she hates my mom cos shes smarter than she is
my history teacher from last year because she hated my sisters
my religion teacher in 5th grade, i was such a complete utter brat. i was aso loud and i asked stupid questions and once she told me to go to the resource center cos i was being so bad and i was like do i have to? and she said yes so i went out into the link and i came back 5 seconds later and i said can i come back? and she let me but she wouldnt let me be bad...im so glad she just got maried so she wasnt around last week...but today i was talking about srority boys and the KOK fraternity and the DOG sorosrity and she heard me trying ot explain KOK to my completely prude uneducated friends...she gave me dirty looks
teachers who love me:
my mather (sorry about that,my friend Morgan is always talking aobut how she wants to be Marshall Mathers' wife and be Morgan Mathers so i got used to wrting mather instead of math)teacher. my grade has so many jokes with him and i always critique his couture. its very funny
my music/chorus teacher cos im musical
my history/geography tecaher cos im funny and i always get 100% on her geography tests including the vocab word and the capitals
my art teacher cos im artistic and i follow instructions
my PE teacher cos i can do sports adn she thinks im cute
my french teacher/advisor cos she thinks im cute although i piss her off ocs i dotn do my hw or praticipate in class and in advisory i talk WAY too much and i interrupt people and im rude and i try to hard to get people to pay attention to me and im vain and i have a huge ego (lol my sisters and parents have been trying to get em to admit that for years) but she still gives me good grades
my science teacher cos i like science, i get good grades, i try hard, im funny, and im cute
my old science teacher- one of my best buds!! lol!! shes so funny
my religion teacher cos im such a suck up but shes a nun and doesnt understand that concept and just thinks im polite
my health teacher who is also my gym teacher cos i get good grades and i take nots on what sh eputs on the board and theclass is aan easy pass but notobdy pays attention
anyone else i forgot that isnt on the hate me list
oh yeah, the french teacher that im going ot have ext year...i dont know why, i dont even know how she knows my name but she always says hi to me and tries to make conversation and she just thinks im so great...lol
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Post by trish on May 3, 2004 22:02:43 GMT -5
Teachers that hate me:
Driver's Ed- Because I called him a child molestor for grabbing my leg.
Geometry- Because she called me by my sister's name repeatedly and I got sick of it and started putting my sister's name on my papers.
Spanish- Because I suck at Spanish, and he doesn't quite grasp that concept, he thinks I don't, "try" (barf)
IRP- Because I skip every ca
Teachers that like me:
Geography- Boone is the only teacher who has ever liked me. He talks to me way too much for comfort. He thinks we can be friends because we are closer in age than most of my teachers.
He's way wrong.
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Post by Dark on May 3, 2004 23:09:52 GMT -5
Well, calling a teacher a "child molester" isn't good... but he grabbed your leg so...
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Post by xangelkimzx on May 4, 2004 12:43:11 GMT -5
Once last year in the form room this guy called Sameed (I'm glad he left our form though, he was such a pain in the whole body) hid behind everyone's schoolbags and in the register when his name was called out he jumped out all of a sudden and said "yes miss". Lol... that was like, the only funny thing he ever did in his life, i think
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Post by trish on May 4, 2004 19:11:34 GMT -5
Well, calling a teacher a "child molester" isn't good... but he grabbed your leg so... He is a child molester! He is one of the two teachers that have had "had relations," with students before (one of them is the principal, no joke, he got kicked out of the last school he was principal of...supposed to be a big secret, so of course, everybody knows). *wince* And it WONT be me who is his friggin victim, sorry... |
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Post by Zombie-chan on May 4, 2004 20:39:08 GMT -5
He is a child molester! He is one of the two teachers that have had "had relations," with students before (one of them is the principal, no joke, he got kicked out of the last school he was principal of...supposed to be a big secret, so of course, everybody knows). Ew...your school hired them? Aren't schools supposed to look into potential teachers' records and such? On topic...my computer teacher's name is Mrs. Jackson, so in her class people start randomly singing the song by Outkast. I was doing it yesterday, in fact... Mr. Robinson, the orchestra teacher, is called Wild Bill. He's great about it, too. A couple of years ago, he let his students sell T-shirts that said "Honk if you think Wild Bill is sexy!" as a fundraiser. It worked, too. A lot of people wanted them. Coach Summey's my P.E. teacher. He's got a really strong Southern accent, and he's always saying things like "Quiet, you ya-hoos!"...To get under his skin (which isn't that hard to do) people in my class mock his accent or tell him to "P.A.-pay ATTENTION!" Messing around with him is dangerous. He's more than willing to send students to the office. *fear fear* Last but not least, there's Coach Kerr, who teaches freshman English. My friends and I always go into his room and yell his name as loudly as possible. Among his many nicknames are Kerrser, Scurvy Kerr, Slufflepuff, and more. He's a cool guy. Everyone likes him. |
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Post by trish on May 4, 2004 21:00:36 GMT -5
I think the key word there is SUPPOSED to.  |
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but not if it was me!) anyway, once my entire class scemed to do the classic 'drop all of our pencils at 10:20' thing. it worked and it was sooo funny!!!!! my teacher got sooo red! ;D another memorable one is when history class got so out of control that the teacher went out of the room to seek help and all the kids were sreaming, running around, and chanting the jerry springer theme "jerry! jerry! jerry!". ;D it was great. and this was only last year. in 6th grade, though, i had a lot of sick (as in disgusting and perverted) kids in my class. i kept a book of their most disgusting quotes and then me and my friends laughed at the book ever since. really dumb but funny things are in that book ;D 
