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Post by Cakesniffer on Sept 28, 2003 19:26:44 GMT -5
Dear Diary, It turns out that diaries are in so I decided to start one today. Its very inconvenient having elevators be out, because now I have to stay home all day drinking aqueous martinis, but it is better to be bored and in then entertained and out. The unfortunate part is, it takes a very long time for Jerome to buy me more in things and bring them back up, so if something becomes in or out while he's gone, I either need him to go out again and get whatever is in or I need him to get rid of whatever he brought that was out.
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Post by Cakesniffer on Sept 28, 2003 19:33:19 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Orphans are in now so I insisted we get some. Jerome said he would like the Baudelaires so I did some research (which is out now, but was very in a few hours ago) on them and it turns out they are involved in the snicket file criteria. I called up Poe today. I hope the orphans like auctions, they are so in these days. O dear red lipstick is out I'll wipe it here. ********* <red lipstick smudge.
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Post by Tyler on Sept 28, 2003 19:51:02 GMT -5
Very cool! I like the lipstick part.
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Post by Cakesniffer on Sept 28, 2003 19:54:37 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Today was strange, and strange days are out. THe orphans came today which was excellent because now I have three orphans unlike my neighbors who only have one at most. The problem is my orphans are well read which is not in so now I have thre out orphans who are actually in. Now as luck would have it I was making a list in the bathtub which is a very in thing to do. I dropped my list of what was out in the bathtub and soon I was bathing in ink. So I had to get out drain the tub rinse off and get dressing in my very in pinstriped suit. After all of that trama I was ready to sit down and pinch myself, but Jerome insisted I come to Cafe Samonella with him and the orphans to celebrate. Now celebrating is excrutiatingly in so even though I didn't want to I knew I had to go celebrate with them. I went all they way down the stairs and all the way up after we had eaten dinner. At that I was very tired so I was just about to scream at Jerome for making me tired, (which at that time was out) when I got a phone call telling me that being tired was in. I was very happy then but now I realize how stupid I was to be so happy becuase now I have to tire myself every day by doing strenuous excersise. Oh the price of being in!
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Post by Tyler on Sept 28, 2003 19:56:36 GMT -5
*Laughs* This is very funny.
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Post by Cakesniffer on Sept 29, 2003 18:12:50 GMT -5
Dear Diary, The orphans are bothering me. Gunther came today which was very exciting. He is very sexy. And sexy auctioneers are exceptionally in. I am thinking about getting monicles for myself, Jerome, and the orphans becuase they are so in. I know I'll get one for myself, but they are expensive. Even though I am very rich and expensive things are really quite in. Aqueus martinis are completely out now adays and we've moved on to parsly soda which is actually very disgusting dispite the pleasing name. I'm having trouble making these orphans in. I mean orphans in general are in, but mine are very out. They don't like parsly soda or pinstripes no matter how many times I tell them they are both in things to drink and wear. Stupid orphans. Oh my! I just recived a phone call telling me that red buttons and yellow paperclips are in! O joy! So are seamstresses. I'll have to hire one to sew as many red buttons on my pinstriped suits as humanly possible!
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Post by Tay Sachs on Sept 30, 2003 3:05:09 GMT -5
Love it!
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Post by Cakesniffer on Sept 30, 2003 17:46:13 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Diaries are out. I will not be writing again until they are back in.
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Post by Lady Michelina on Sept 30, 2003 18:48:49 GMT -5
LoL this fanfic is hilarious!!! ;D cant wait until tehy are in again *whistles impatiently while waiting for diaries to be in again*
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Post by Cakesniffer on Oct 1, 2003 16:50:16 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Diaries are back in. So are newspapers so I had to read them. I read about a boy who was trapped in a refidgerator and ate his own foot, and a story about an old man who justrecently discovered that eating razorblade is unhealthy. Otherwise today was uneventful.
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Post by cwm3 on Oct 4, 2003 13:56:26 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOL!
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Post by Cakesniffer on Oct 7, 2003 14:26:08 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Unfortunately newspapers are still in and they are very boring. Not much else is in right now except for diaries, scotch tape (which i have covered the apartment in), orphans, and parsly soda. So I tape things, boss the orphans around, drink parsly soda,a nd read the newspaper. Anyways today in the news I learned that wood is the secret cause of splinters and slivers, and kraft salad dressing is hazardous to one's health. Gunther and I like to whisper, even though lots of times I can't hear him. I think his general drift is to kill the orphans abandon Jerome and frollick and dance in the village of foul devotees.
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Post by Doorman on Oct 14, 2003 13:42:51 GMT -5
OMG! LOLOLOLOL DIARIES MUST STAY IN!
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Post by Cakesniffer on Oct 17, 2003 18:16:40 GMT -5
Dear Diary, The orphans are done for. All five of them. Me and Olaf are riding away into the countryside of The Village of Fowl Devotees. It will be exciting. I get to be a police woman. Goody. Uniforms are SO in right now. I already wear a postal worker uniform even though I'm not a postal worker. God knows about Jerome. Its inconvienient that diaries are still in becuase now I have to lug it with me. Oh well. At least anvils are out.
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Post by Cakesniffer on Oct 26, 2003 12:58:39 GMT -5
Dear Diary, My goodness these have been out for a long time. I thought I would have to throw it away soon, but they came back in. Lets see well the Village of Fowl devotees was a mess. The Baudelaires escaped again even though we were able to frame them for our crime, the quagmires rode off in a balloon, olaf was wearing plastic shoes, and I got in trouble for shooting a bird. But I suppose we're all ok. Hmmm well we're off to heimlich hospital. I get to play on an intercom and name myself babs.
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