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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Nov 17, 2003 19:47:18 GMT -5
Harpercollins Publishers 1350 Sixth Avenue New York, NY 10019
Dear Mr. Snicket I recently sent in a letter to you, about you coming to a club in downtown Tokyo, and although almost every day I have waited for you arrival, you have not come. Since no news is almost always bad news, I have assumed that you have found yourself wedged between two refrigerators or attacked by some sort of monster. If you are, I hope you get out of that mess soon. Just to make sure that you were okay, I decided that it would be safe to go a masked ball, so I went off immediately. I was looking for the sugar bowl, and although I was disquised as a Very Little Fang, I was unable to find it, however, a man disquised as what seemed to be some kind of bull fighter came up with a message. He says, “ With all due respect, I do not enjoy Sake. Sake is not in the Verbal Fridge Dialogue at all, and if this is an addition to the side that is not on the schism, please alert me immediately. Feeling just about out of luck, I made it for the lower levels, where everyone was dancing, and they were playing a soul song, Very Fine Dress, so I assume that you were able to contact me, or at least one of the members on our sides of the schism. I danced to the song, and then realized that I must get back to work. I realized that you were in great danger if the one side of the schism was here, so I needed some sort of contact message. I decided to do an SOS, and went up to some one who had a tattoo of an eye on their ankle, or at least something that looked like one, and asked a question, ‘Does the letter O mean anything to you? Good or Bad?’ thinking it would be a clever disguise if the person was not in the Very Found Dementywhatsits, and not too bad if that person was not on our side. Well, it turns out that it was bad for me, they answered good, meaning that O may still be at large I believe that you must come to this club, as even though this letter is confidential I will be unable to speak of it here, so come now, for this new development in the race may affect your and O’s fate.
With All Due Respect,
Sheepdogg Plankton
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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Nov 18, 2003 18:57:44 GMT -5
Harpercollins Publishers 1350 Sixth Avenue New York, NY 10019
Dear Mr. Snicket,
I haven't received a reply yet, but through a mysterious package, I have learned that 'I don't like warm sake' seems to be some kind of code, and I understand that currently you are unable to come to this club. I am sorry for that. Well, my disguise was messed up, also, as I was not disguised as say, a Valued Feline Detective, but was a Very Little Fang, and nobody on our side was able to figure out my stupid disguise. There is a masked ball occuring soon, so i will go as a Valued Feline Detective, hopefully someone on our side will be able to figure out. However, I still think that O is at large. To communicate, when you come to the bar, sit down and ask for a sugar bowl. My associates will recognize the fact that you are one of us, and he will immediately bring you a packet of information regarding my assumptions, and a bunch of information.
With All Due Respect,
Sheepdogg Plankton
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Lily
Reptile Researcher
The World Is Quiet Here
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Post by Lily on Nov 18, 2003 21:43:34 GMT -5
I luff it! ^_^
Dear Mr. Snicket,
My name is Lily Ackart, and I belive you knew my mother and father, Julia and James Ackart. It would be most appreciated if you could tell me anything and everything about V.F.D. When you recive this, please go to the Veritable French Diner next monday, and say to the first waiter you see ' I did not relize this was a sad occasion. ' They will bring you to the basement, where my associate Tess and I will be waiting for you.
With all due respect, L. Ackart The World Is Quiet Here
P.S. Is it true I was named after you? Just wondering...
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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Nov 19, 2003 8:21:01 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Snicke , Sorry the of the letter, but I am writing from a cold place, in Sapporo, Japa , so this ma y h ave gotten messed up.
you must get to Valuable Fujiyaka Diner, It is important O still ask "I didn't realize this was sugar bo ask for sake lily works for Olaf some parts of this letter have been frozen off, oh, must get to the Hotel Denouement on Vertical Flying Dog
so, until next time, Lily is
With all Due re , Sheepdo ankto n
TWe horld is Quiet Here
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Post by LyndzDa6AWitch on Nov 29, 2003 2:34:57 GMT -5
Dear Mr Snicket,
Please excuse4 the typographical eerrors in theis nleetter to you. I have to ty[pe exttremely fasd as i have to attend a very inporetant meeting with the order of the grim, a society for all dog animagi. please do not attemot to contact me tbhere as i will be very busy and will not be able to relpy to you secretly. i nhave veyr impeortAnt inforrmation for tyou, which i can only sendf youn after tmy meeting is done. i hope you caN READ THIA LEETER with al;litsmistakes, whic h i would not have ,aDE IF I WASNOT IN A HURRY. i hooe thuis reaches you succesfull,y.i hope i will ahev trime to type avery long letter, as it is umprtanht ro throw our enimied off the terack. luckily i have half asn hour before myb meeting. i will still type afst asd i love to tyope fast! it is sio thrilling aND SO WONDERFULLY NOISY!YAAY! IB BLOVE TO TYPE FAST! i can also develop my tpping sklls with thos amazing tougch typing!!!bakc on topiv. at around ten pm tonight,. a woman wearing a long b,lond wig, sunglasses, a black hat and a very l;ong blackcoat will appear out of thin air in front of you. she will give you the paperback wdition of TEH DEADLY DOBERMAN, along with a piexce from kevins football, a scapr of cloth form clarisas dress, a balck and blue dog leash, andf a torn unfortunate events banner from the libreary, which mght hepl mr hepquist with his inlustriations for the hardcover and paperback versiond to be published by bharperclolins. for further infrmation, you may conctact myu associate atv ilsh_26@yahoo.com. please make sure it is published by december 29th.
wit all due resdpect, Mi won kim the world is quiet here
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