Post by Lilia on Feb 25, 2004 16:07:05 GMT -5
Well its a few days before the much speculated, always looked forward to, and usually despised, Academy Awards. Which happen every year to the regret of many. She then gives her ideas on the winners. (If you dislike post with sad beginings, sad endings and not very happy middles, don’t contiue reading.)
Winner of Art Dircetion - Girl With a Pearl Earring. Why? Simple for the fact that its about art. LOTR is about war and such. A movie about Art is sure to win the Art Oscar. Makes total and incomplete senese.
Winner of Costume desigin - Seabiscuit. Why: Costume designers today are going fo the easy make easy on costumes these day. And it sure is easy to make a costume for a horse. Espically since they don’t usually wear one. ROTK’s costumes are much to complecated for todays desginers.
Winner of Directing - Lost in Translation. Why: two words, Sophia Coppala
Winner Film editing - City of Good. Why: Editors are a lot like costume people. They want easy. Who wants to spend weeks at a time editing a film? NO ONE! City of God is this years shortes film at 130 minutes.
Winner of Makeup - Pirates of the Carribean Why: Because Johny Depp looks so wonderful as a Pirate and we all want to see him look that great for Pirates II.
Winner of Music Song - Cold Mountian. Why: First off it is nominated for two different songs. So in turn a better chance. Second, repat the first.
Winner Music Score - Finding Nemo Why: Ummm, I can’t remember, short term memory loss......
Winner Sound Mixing - Master and Commander Why: How hard can it be to mix a bunch of wave sounds? I mean the whole movie was at sea with them fighting half the time. And in some wind, some canon fire and BAM! great sound editiing!
Winner of Visual Effects - Pirates of the Carribean Why: When you have a Pirate who can’t be killed sticking a dagger to your neck, its real easy to vote for this movie. (Trust me I know from experince.)
Winner Writing - Mystic River Why: Who knows. Hollywood has strange ideas of "good"
And finally, Winner of Best Picture of the year will be........Oh NO! (thump, glass breaking and a car speeding away.)
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Winner of Art Dircetion - Girl With a Pearl Earring. Why? Simple for the fact that its about art. LOTR is about war and such. A movie about Art is sure to win the Art Oscar. Makes total and incomplete senese.
Winner of Costume desigin - Seabiscuit. Why: Costume designers today are going fo the easy make easy on costumes these day. And it sure is easy to make a costume for a horse. Espically since they don’t usually wear one. ROTK’s costumes are much to complecated for todays desginers.
Winner of Directing - Lost in Translation. Why: two words, Sophia Coppala
Winner Film editing - City of Good. Why: Editors are a lot like costume people. They want easy. Who wants to spend weeks at a time editing a film? NO ONE! City of God is this years shortes film at 130 minutes.
Winner of Makeup - Pirates of the Carribean Why: Because Johny Depp looks so wonderful as a Pirate and we all want to see him look that great for Pirates II.
Winner of Music Song - Cold Mountian. Why: First off it is nominated for two different songs. So in turn a better chance. Second, repat the first.
Winner Music Score - Finding Nemo Why: Ummm, I can’t remember, short term memory loss......
Winner Sound Mixing - Master and Commander Why: How hard can it be to mix a bunch of wave sounds? I mean the whole movie was at sea with them fighting half the time. And in some wind, some canon fire and BAM! great sound editiing!
Winner of Visual Effects - Pirates of the Carribean Why: When you have a Pirate who can’t be killed sticking a dagger to your neck, its real easy to vote for this movie. (Trust me I know from experince.)
Winner Writing - Mystic River Why: Who knows. Hollywood has strange ideas of "good"
And finally, Winner of Best Picture of the year will be........Oh NO! (thump, glass breaking and a car speeding away.)
We are sorry, but the writer of this information has been found out. They have run for they’re lives in a black (or was it blue?) jeep. If you here they have been presumed dead, you may presume that this presumtion can be presumed incorrect. (Especially if this obituary is found in the Daily Punctilio.) Thank you for your time.
The V.F.D