Luigi
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by Luigi on Apr 19, 2004 17:40:02 GMT -5
The CEO of McDonald's died of a heart attack
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Post by Scam on Apr 19, 2004 17:42:20 GMT -5
hmmmm.... i wonder why? (please pick up sarcasm, i'm really not stupid)
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Post by BSam on Apr 19, 2004 18:43:56 GMT -5
that ironing is so delicious...
ouch
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Post by BSam on Apr 20, 2004 2:06:06 GMT -5
For the PWOT Newskim McDonald’s chairman dies unexpectedly of a sandwich-related homicide. Jim Cantalupo, chairman and CEO of McDonald's Corp., was found murdered in his office early this morning. A McDonald's hamburger had been whittled to a sharp point and driven into his skull. "This is easily the third or fourth grisliest hamburger murder I've seen this year," said Chief of Police Jim Hawthorne. "I blame the violent hamburger video games kids play these days. They make make it look so damn glamorous." The police's prime suspects at this point are Big Mac, Mayor McCheese and Captain Crook, all of whom were brought in for questioning early today. Friends of Ronald McDonald's popular Happy Meal Pals in the early 1970s, the popular characters were soon phased out for hipper, more in-childrens-faces characters like Birdie and the Fry Guys.
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