OlafFan
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Post by OlafFan on Aug 20, 2004 17:01:35 GMT -5
Check out this cool site! www.CountOlaf.com/I'm still laughing at some of this stuff on here...
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Antenora
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Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Aug 20, 2004 17:35:07 GMT -5
Wow, it's lovely. It seems to be sort of a companion site to UnfortunateEventsMovie.com, which is similar and equally fun.
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Post by Uni-Brow on Aug 20, 2004 19:22:22 GMT -5
Check out this cool site! www.CountOlaf.com/I'm still laughing at some of this stuff on here... I as well am laughing, lol, hes such a fool. but in a good way.
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Post by Lychii on Aug 20, 2004 21:10:19 GMT -5
Watermelon Kiwi Suprise. I seriously hope something like this comes out soon.
...Wait, dosen't Olaf like rasberries?
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Antenora
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Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Aug 20, 2004 22:20:51 GMT -5
He says they were his favorite berries when he was a child. That was kind of random.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Aug 21, 2004 13:38:51 GMT -5
Grr. Stupid slow computer! Will not load the site!
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Post by Dark on Aug 21, 2004 15:02:14 GMT -5
That's really an awesome site. And in the pics sections they have photos of the troupe! It's just great.
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Aug 21, 2004 17:59:07 GMT -5
yay! Thanks for the link! Im glad to have seen it! ^_^
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Aug 21, 2004 20:39:40 GMT -5
Argh! Can someone like post some of the stuff or send me the webpages blog, cuz my compy is being a cruel son of a...fish and won't load the main page!
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Post by Dark on Aug 21, 2004 20:53:17 GMT -5
This is from the blog. I could put some images/screencaps but I'm lazy, sorry.
Will I never have peace! Friday, August 20, 2004 Being a huge celebrity like Count Olaf means you can’t just walk to the corner store for a Watermelon Kiwi Surprise. You’re constantly in the spotlight: paparazzi taking pictures, orphans whispering and trying to run away, police asking questions. I have to wear a disguise almost every time I go out. I mean, how am I possibly going to get my hands on an enormous fortune if everybody keeps seeing it’s me and foiling my plans?!
posted by Count Olaf @ 8:58 PM
Olaf's Eyedrop Method! Wednesday, August 11, 2004 You probably think it’s easy to cry suddenly during a scene or court appearance. Well, as the Greatest Actor the World Has Ever Known, let me share a secret: It is if someone punches you in the nose. But apart from that, you either have to dig really deep or you have to use eyedrops. And why would a truly great actor need to dig really deep? Isn’t that why it’s called acting? I actually invented the Eyedrop Method of crying on cue. Start with a few drops in each eye, and then, if you’re really advanced, try one on the cheek. You too can cry at the drop of an orphan!
posted by Count Olaf @ 11:39 AM
Hollywood Crock of Fame! Friday, August 06, 2004 When you’re a superstar like me, you see your name everywhere, from billboards to wanted posters. Just yesterday I walked down to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, where all the biggest Hollywood celebrities have their names on the sidewalk. You won’t believe this, but…I’M NOT ON IT! Me! The greatest actor of all time! Sir Laurence Olivier is on it! Cary Grant is on it! Donald Dippy Duck is even on it! But me, the great Count Olaf? Nooo. And why is that? Because only a hack would let someone walk all over his name like that! They begged me to do it, but not me, I said! I’m the great Count Olaf!
posted by Count Olaf @ 12:17 PM
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Post by Dark on Aug 21, 2004 21:09:30 GMT -5
Have any of you tried to vote on the polls? It's so funny!
"Olaf laughs hideously at your answer" "You rapscallion" "You insane hairless freak"
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Aug 21, 2004 22:08:04 GMT -5
Argh! Can someone like post some of the stuff or send me the webpages blog, cuz my compy is being a cruel son of a...fish and won't load the main page! These were my two favorite pictures, so I took screenshots. I'm sort of "screenshot-happy" at the moment. By the way, I love your avatar. Gashlycrumb Tinies rocks.
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Post by Dark on Aug 21, 2004 22:11:28 GMT -5
Those pics are probably the best. The troupe are really good. Most of them, I still believe that the book's bald man is better.
I can't wait to see the Olaf's Souvenirs.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Aug 22, 2004 11:30:09 GMT -5
lol! The troupe look great. i love 'em. Not how i pictured the bald man. I'm just in a fit of giggles because of the last picture....
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Post by MrWonderful74 on Aug 22, 2004 20:39:29 GMT -5
I think one of the best sites I've seen. Is it official?
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