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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 13, 2004 10:47:21 GMT -5
Cow: Well, I'm a cow, I don't have any fortune. But, my parents did leave me some shoes! *shows off clipclop shoes*
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 13, 2004 18:41:03 GMT -5
Klaus: (waving goodbye to parents.. You guys can still be around...) Anything!? Like... perhaps... Village children are in!? Wait... Uh... So. What exactly do you want me to do? (does algebric equasion) like that?
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Post by DrSelbald on Apr 15, 2004 10:49:55 GMT -5
Sunny: "Wonka!" (which means something along the lines of "Your'e not getting your grimy and uncut fingers and their nails on our fortute! That Cow over there's more likely to start aFlip Flop Shop!")
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Post by Skalu on Apr 15, 2004 12:57:59 GMT -5
Olaf: The idea! *Weird slobbering noises like on the trailer*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 15, 2004 15:57:19 GMT -5
Cow: Come get your fli-flops.....so what if their made by a cow? Why yes, they are leather.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 15, 2004 18:31:15 GMT -5
Mr. Baudelaire: Okay... Give me my children back now, you sick freak...
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 15, 2004 19:46:59 GMT -5
Klaus: FATHER!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (Hits Esmé in the head with his rolling pin. Then kicks Olaf. Smacks Sunny accidentally) Sorry, Sunny!!
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Post by Skalu on Apr 16, 2004 6:57:49 GMT -5
Olaf: Get back here! Cow, get him! No, not you Esmé.
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Post by FrodoSnicket on Apr 16, 2004 22:40:05 GMT -5
Naked Man: I'm the naked fat guy. I come in for no reason and provide entertainment. rubs his naked parts all over cow
see, wasn't that fun, Cow? Cow? You look pale.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 17, 2004 13:36:43 GMT -5
Klaus: (eyes huge) Oh, my God!!! SUNNY!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!! (Shields Sunny's eyes)
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 17, 2004 15:31:51 GMT -5
Cow: Ah...I need to be milked. Any volunteers? *non* *glares until Klaus finally gives in, and has to unsheild Sunny's eyes*
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Post by FrodoSnicket on Apr 17, 2004 16:27:20 GMT -5
Crazy fat naked guy feels sorry for sunny, and turns around, which only seems to have made matters worse since she was plugging her nose.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 18, 2004 9:30:36 GMT -5
Klaus: (singing Old Mcdonald while milking Cow) SUNNY!!! (Sees Sunny walk with the Fat Guy) LEAVE HER ALONE!!! (Squirts milk at fat guy to Cow's discretion.)
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Post by Skalu on Apr 18, 2004 10:37:57 GMT -5
Olaf: Esmé! GET SUNNY!
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 18, 2004 10:44:21 GMT -5
As Esmé grabs Sunnny she hears a clicking from behind.
Klaus: (in a muscular tough dude voice) Drop the baby and step away or I'll shoot ya. That's right.
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