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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 18, 2004 15:02:12 GMT -5
Cow: Oh, so what happened to milking me, huh?
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Post by FrodoSnicket on Apr 19, 2004 15:41:09 GMT -5
Crazy naked fat guy, being lactose intolerant, begins to swell up like a balloon. He grabs sunny as he floats to the ceiling. "Watch out!" He screamed. "I'm gonna Blow!!!!!!!!
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 19, 2004 16:54:59 GMT -5
Klaus: (jumping around like the matrix and grabs cow. The whole time goes in slow motion as Fat guy explodes while I am blown, with cow, to the edge of the castle gates) THAT WAS CLOSE!! (Finishes milking cow)
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Post by Zombie-chan on Apr 19, 2004 19:17:39 GMT -5
Esme: Uh...I'm slightly confused. What just happened? *picks the now-exploded naked guy's toe out of the milk*
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 19, 2004 21:39:13 GMT -5
Mr. Baudelaire: Ugh... You frikkin' retards! I am alive! Alive! V.F.D. stands for Volunteer (Esmé shoots a harpoon right in Mr. Baudelaire's chest)... *Gasps* Volunteer... Volunteer F... *Chokes* I love you Baudelaire children... *Falls down and dies*
{I am officially out of this RPG, as Mr. Baudelaire... Can I have another part later?}
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Post by FrodoSnicket on Apr 20, 2004 7:32:00 GMT -5
The toe esme is holding swirls around and flies into the air, as does all the other blown remains of crazy naked fat guy. The man re-assembled in the sky, naked as ever. Thank you for getting everyone out, Klaus. Crazy Naked Fat Guy hugs Klaus. Unfortunately he was looking at Esme, whom he had a crush on, and, well let's just say something was there.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 20, 2004 19:00:24 GMT -5
Klaus: FATHER!!! Ah, well(mixes Mr. Baudelaire in the soup. Yes Jerome you can be someone later...) Esmé!! (hugs Esmé) You're my new father!!
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Post by Zombie-chan on Apr 20, 2004 19:42:06 GMT -5
Esme: *howls* NOOOOOOOO! Fat naked guys having crushes on you is out, and village children adopting you as their father even though you're the wrong gender went out THREE YEARS AGO! WHY AM I STUCK HERE WITH ALL THESE OUT PEOPLE?!?! *bursts into frustrated tears and shoves Klaus away*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 21, 2004 11:43:59 GMT -5
Cow: *comforts Esme* There, there, dear.
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Post by Skalu on Apr 21, 2004 11:58:46 GMT -5
Olaf: Come in now children; We're not even inside! *Children start walking into castle* *Mr. Burns* Exxxxxxxxxxxcelent! And Mr....erm...naked fat guy; Stop trying to be like Buu from DragonBall Z!
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 21, 2004 13:18:09 GMT -5
Neo from The Matrix: Trinity... Don't leave me...
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 21, 2004 16:39:14 GMT -5
Klaus: (blowing bubbles) Wow!! This is fun!!
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Post by FrodoSnicket on Apr 22, 2004 7:47:38 GMT -5
I'm not trying to be like Buu. I just want to be a crazy fayt guy who re-assembles after exploding, that's all.
Crazy naked fat guy runs to esme and gave her a great big hug, squeezing his naked body onto her
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 22, 2004 15:10:45 GMT -5
Please stop ruining my RPG!! You are not official so get out!!!
Klaus: (totally ignoring the idiot) "Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" (everyone joins in until the west castle wall explodes)
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Post by Zombie-chan on Apr 22, 2004 20:36:19 GMT -5
Esme: *screams with horror and barricades self in bathroom, locking the door and boarding up the windows* STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK FREAK!
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