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Post by deanna. on Aug 28, 2005 23:07:58 GMT -5
E) (hahaha....)
"It was Olaf's idea!!" Esme shrieks at once. You turn your head to look at Olaf. He blushes madly. "I just couldn't resist," he mumbles. You narrow your eyes -- you are SO ANGRY at this man!! You:
A) cry,"YOU ARE THE MOST DESPICABLE AND DISGUSTING MAN EVER!!!" B) scream,"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?? I'D RATHER EAT PEPPERMINTS THAN BE HERE WITH YOU!!" C) notice that the dress is actually quite pretty and don't mind that Olaf dressed you in it. D) begin to cry in frustration; Olaf had seen your Barbie underwear!!
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Post by Grace on Aug 29, 2005 10:14:11 GMT -5
b)
ooc: Guys, you're supposed to write a paragraph before the choice, not a sentence.
Olaf's eyes brightened and he seemed to be thinking. "Peppermints?" he mused. "The Baudelaire brats are allergic to peppermints. What are you--a close relation?!" He shouts in your face, his bad breath almost knocking you out. "Who are the Baudelaires?" you sputter. "Who are the Baudelaires?" says a sickeningly familiar voice. You turn your head slightly, and almost want to turn back at the sight of a bald head and ugly pigtails. You...
a) scream and run away--then realize you're chained up. b) scream c) diss VP Nero out, complete with "Oh no you didn't" and other stuff. d) take off your mask and reveal you are--one of the Baudelaires.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 30, 2005 15:52:14 GMT -5
D. "Now get me out of here!" you/(Insert fave Baudelaire here. For all purposes intending, Violet.) scream. "Not a chance," Olaf said. He:
1) Starts trying to force-feed you peppermints. 2) Does a breakdance, then Esme and Nero join in. 3) Does nothing except stare at you in a frightening manner as you struggle.
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Post by Grace on Aug 31, 2005 10:09:15 GMT -5
1)
You close your mouth but then he plugs your nose, and you...
A) Suddenly gain super powers a la the Incredible Hulk and break out! B) Die from suffocation C) Open your mouth and you get allergic reactions.
I think that's a no-brainer but if you want to do it another way...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 7, 2005 15:41:51 GMT -5
A. "I LIED!" you say, ripping out of the chainlink handcuffs. You rip off your mask to reveal that you are really:
1) Lemony. 2) Esme. 3) A fire-breathing dragon that enjoys eating villains.
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Post by Grace on Sept 7, 2005 19:36:33 GMT -5
1)
Hulkony suddenly runs to the beach with his killer bod, and attracts...
A) sun and gets badly burned B) 217,769 women C) No women. *snickers*
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 8, 2005 18:01:30 GMT -5
C. Hulkony is very dissappointed until he begins to:
1) Breakdance. 2) Eat sand. 3) Yodel. *Snicker*
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Post by Grace on Sept 10, 2005 9:31:56 GMT -5
3)
Unfortunately, that call called the dead Baudelaires and Quags and they approached him as zombies, prepared to eat his huge muscly brain. (Or lack thereof.)
They...
1) Gnawed his head, and finding nothing there, left and attacked Carmelita. B) Attacked his feet, cuz they weren't very smart zombies. 3) Met the entire cast of X-Men
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 10, 2005 10:49:40 GMT -5
1. (Snicker snicker....)
Carmelita screamed as the Baudezombies/Quagzombies ate her. The zombies soon turned into:
1) A large army of Carmelitas. 2) They returned to the living and were no longer zombies. 3) Bombermen (Like the video game charicter, not terrorists.)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Oct 23, 2005 20:08:47 GMT -5
2) Sunny bites hulkony making him turn normal. Olaf and Esme start running at them with the V.F.D. elders yelling "BURN THEM!" The Quags the Bauds and Lemony turn tail and run. lemony yells "SSSSTTTOOOPPPPP! I know where we are. This is 667 Dark Avenue. We're...
1) ...in a choose your own adventure!" 2) ...in the highly unstable floor above the penthouse. and it's falling! 3)...being controlled by a bunch of morons with nothing better to do!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 23, 2005 20:24:04 GMT -5
2.
"Oh dear." Says...
1. Violet 2. Klaus 3. Sunny 4. Lemony 5. Professor Trelawney
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 25, 2005 15:48:23 GMT -5
5. "I seem to be in the wrong story." *Exits via plot hole* (Thaynxz very much to whomever revived this thread.)
1) *blinkblink* 2) "I'M HUNGRY!" 3) Oh look, it's Olaf. Torturing Imprisoned_Orphan.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Oct 26, 2005 19:18:21 GMT -5
(You're welcome)
1) "Who on Earth was that buggy old lady?" said Lemony Violet replied "I don't know but why don't we follow her trough that opened plothole?" She continued "In case you haven't noticed WE ARE STILL FALLING!!!!" "Flooboom" Sunny said which meant...
1)"Why not?" Then they venture into the plothole. 2)"How do we know what's in there?" 3)"I'm a muffin! I'm a muffin!" 4)"We'll go splat if we don't." They don't and go splat.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 27, 2005 16:05:36 GMT -5
3. *Blinkblink*
1) Lemony pauses story and fixes it. 2) Three creepy gravedigger dudes sneak up behing the Baudelaires and yell BOO! 3) uh.... U think of something.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Oct 27, 2005 16:55:43 GMT -5
1) Lemony fixes Sunny so she isn't a muffin, coats their landing area with Dr. Scholls Gell Insoles, coats Olaf and Esme's landing area with marbles, and coats the V.F.D. elders landing area with six inches of crow poop. He starts time again then realizes that he the Buads and the Quags are heading towards the open plothole faster than you can say "Oops!" and push a time stopping button.
They fall through the plothole and...
1) land in an old castle that appears to be abandoned (HP reference)... 2) on a bunch of high speed flying brooms... 3) in a submarine with a bunch of people speaking French (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)... 4) in ( random book setting, NOT ASOUE!!!)...
...(no matter what you choose) and watch the plothole PERMANENTLY close up behind them.
P.S. Lemony can no longer use his time-stopper since it is not his book. ;D
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