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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 3, 2005 16:33:31 GMT -5
(It's really good. I'll change the book I was afraid of this happening.)
1. The children watch the plothole close behind them. "Now what?" asks:
1.Violet 2. Klaus 3. Sunny 4. No one. Suddenly footsteps are heard. (U pick which HP they landed in, but I think that POA would be best: The portion at night with the marauder's map.)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 3, 2005 17:15:05 GMT -5
( I agree with POA and I'll see if our school library has SILVERWING, But they don't even have all the ASOUE books)
4) Suddenly they see a boy about Klaus's age holding a ratty old piece of paper and what appears to be a super thin flashlight. He wisper's loudly "Who are you and what are you doing in Hogwarts at this hour!?" Everybody but Klaus, Duncan, & Lemony was puzzled and Klaus and Duncan are stunned. Lemony took a look at the paper and turned ghostly white. He said in a trembling voice "If I know the plot of this story, and I do, then we should get going. Olaf, Esme, and the Elders fell into the plothole to, and they landed the <gulp> Slytherin common room!" Duncan and Klaus asure their siblings this isn't good. They start running and pick up Hermione, Ron, Dumbldore, and Lupin on the way. They come to the front door, open them and find...
1)the empty Hogwarts grounds. 2)Olaf and some well-done VFD elders. 3)Random ASOUE character. 4)Random HP character. 5)Random Star Wars character. 6)any combination of the above.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 4, 2005 9:31:26 GMT -5
5. Darth Vader.
"Hey this is MY room!" yells Vader. "But we're outside?" says Harry quizzically. "Oh. so we are," says Vader, and:
1) Joins their quest. 2) tosses candy at them and says "Happy Halloween!" 3) Withdraws his lightsaber and says "En Garde!"
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 7, 2005 19:47:28 GMT -5
3) Violet pulls out the saber she invented and throws Klaus a jetpack & High-tech/High-power laser so he can help the the wizards fight a sudden attack by TIE Fighters and various droids. Violet is going at Vader like a Jedi Master never giving an inch. Dumbledore, Lupin, and Hermione are asaulting the fleet which just recieved the aid of a Star Destroyer. Harry is on his broom attacking from the air with Klaus. Sunny is biting the buzz-droids in the saw and having a growth spurt due to the increased iron in her diet. Lemony rewired his now useless time stopper to short out any circut and is zapping those droids like there's no tomorrow. Ron is hiding behind a large rock wimpering "WHY ME !?!" All of the sudden... 1)Ron's rock is destroyed and and he starts screaming like my little sister when I poke her. (think gollum) 2)Esme and Olaf show up with Snape and a bunch of Sytherins who join the Dark Side. 3)The Quags show up. Duncan and Isadora put on lasers and jet-packs and joined Harry and Klaus. Quigley joined Violet. 4)All of the above. (PICK THIS ONE OR I SHALL PERSONALLY EXTERMINATE YOU) 5)The Death Star blew everything up ending the story.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 9, 2005 22:51:38 GMT -5
4.
Then suddenly the story blows up, and The Bauds are all alone in a white void. A black haired girl walks up to them and whispers, "Follow me. I'll take you to my story, be it book or movie. My name is...
1. Samantha Tabefof 2. Emily Strange 3. Mathilda Wormwood 4. (Insert other ficticious black haired girl here.)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 10, 2005 16:37:54 GMT -5
4. Samantha Manson, from Danny Phantom.
The Bauds:
1. follow her. 2. don't follow her. 3. can't make up their minds.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 12, 2005 12:25:48 GMT -5
3)"I don't know" said Klaus. "Why not?" asked Violet. This continues for several hours until...
1)they are blasted back to where they were at the battle at Hogwarts. 2)they are blasted to after the conclusion of the battle at Hogwarts.
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Post by Grace on Nov 13, 2005 8:07:42 GMT -5
2)
"Noooooo!" Fred says, with a dagger in his chest. "Noooooo!" The fangirls say, and he miraculously survives. Draco, however, is writhing on the floor. The fangirls don't feel like it. Suddenly the Baudelaires appear. "Wait!" Dumbledore says. "If you were out the whole time, you mean we were just fighting...ourselves?!" McGonagall keeled over.
1) "Yeah," Violet said, filing her nails. b) "Die mutha--" Sunny shrieks, headbutting Snape. 3c) "I'll save you!" Nicole Kidman yells, flying in.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 13, 2005 9:18:26 GMT -5
2. Snape keels over and:
1. pukes. (LOL he deserves it.) 2. does a back flip. 3. (You think of something.)
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Post by Grace on Nov 13, 2005 9:46:55 GMT -5
3) groans, "Pottaaaaaaaaa! My one true luvvvvvv!"
Then...
a) Kyle appears. 2) Kyle R. appears. 3) Senor Kyle appears.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 13, 2005 14:05:05 GMT -5
(I choose A but I'm gonna establish the scene first)
OK, so Lemony is fine except for a few bumps and bruises. Quigley, who had to single-handedly defeat Darth Vader, can't flip you off with his left hand. It is no longer on his body. (Think Luke) Isadora and Duncan have several laser burns but aren't dead because their armor is better than the clone troopers. Dumbledore, Lupin, Harry, & Hermione have deep cuts and fewer teeth than before. Ron is walking around like a moron because a laser fried 1(ONE-UNO-I-[3-2]) brain cell which was more than he had to spare. The chared remains of several Village F.D. elders and various Slytherins litter the floor and the grounds. Those still living are paralyzed and have odd shaped growths and welts. Olaf and Esme didn't die but don't seem to be near Hogwarts, which by the way has a new sunroof aka lots of big holes. Madame Pomfrey is running around asking the air why the battle had to be here.
Now, to continue, Kyle appears and bonks his head up against Snape causing instant death for both of them. Everyone...
1)*blinkblink* 2)breakdances 3)goes to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory 4)is instantly healed 5)burps in unison ;D
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 13, 2005 20:24:48 GMT -5
3.
Once at the facotry...
1. Violet Bolegarde (sp?) sticks her gum behind her ear and everyone is extremely grossed out. 2. Mike Tevee is watching a gory cartoon on a portable TV, and everyone is extremely grossed out. 3. Veruca Salt makes friends with Carmelita who is now making her presence known and they start to sing, and everyone is extremely grossed out. 4. All of the above. (One great gross.)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 14, 2005 13:39:02 GMT -5
4. They are grossed out and start yelling for someone to do something about all the grossness. ________ comes to the rescue and ____________.
1. Willy Wonka; turns Mike, Violet and Veruca into chocolate but gets the wrong Violet. 2. An Oompa-loompa; pushes Veruca into mike, who falls onto Violet, who falls onto Violet, who falls onto Klaus, who falls onto Sunny, who falls onto the Quagmires, who domono into Lemony, who squishes several other oompa-loompas. (poor lil' oompa-loompas.) 3. Augustus Gloop; Is carried away by a pipe that leads to the fudge room as everyone stares. 4. Charlie Bucket; Sings that he has a golden ticket while Mike, Viole, and Veruca scream "GAWD DO YA HAVE TO BRAG!!!!!." The Baudelaires add "We get the idea!"
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 14, 2005 23:18:18 GMT -5
3.
Everyone is so enthralled that they all become permenantly mute except for...
1. The only female oompa-loompa in the entire universe, who had been deciding what to wear for six hours and finally came out of her room. 2. The two Violets. 3. both of the above.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 15, 2005 15:22:27 GMT -5
3. The females immediately get into a huge fight over:
1. Chocolate. 2. Shoes. 3. Who is hotter.
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