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Post by Grace on Nov 5, 2005 11:43:25 GMT -5
No Alliteration. This is a COA, but this isn't one of those ZANY [glow=red,2,300]WACKY[/glow] COOL ones. This is a one that's strictly Snicket, if you get my drift. 75% less fattening. The Baudelaire orphans were playing on Sunny Tropical Juice Beach, having a great time, but since they are so vair vair unfortunate, a shadow passed over them. They held their breath and turned around. There was... 1) The Aura of Menaceers. 2) Olaf and Co. 3) Fernald, ANGRY. (Is THAT WORD bad? I meant angry.)
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Post by champ103 on Nov 5, 2005 11:45:11 GMT -5
Warning for swearing. I edited your post.
EDIT: Dang computer isn't letting me edit it. I'll do it later, or it'd be nice if you could edit the swear word to 'drunk.'
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 7, 2005 17:01:17 GMT -5
2. "OMFG it's OLAF!!!!!" yells Violet. The Baudelaires: 1) kick 'em where it hurtz. 2) scream and run away..... 3) SING scream and run away.....
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Post by Grace on Nov 7, 2005 19:43:05 GMT -5
3)
"No no no!" The readers shouted, covering their ears for fear of dying young. "Fine!" Violet pouted. "Where are you going Baude-brats?" Olaf asked, with his shiny eyes (WOW that was a very odd way of putting it). "You haven't forgotten about...them?" From behind him he pulled out a double bass case, holding two of the three triplets: Duncan and Isadora Quagmire. The elder Baudelaires gasped and stopped. Then they...
1) gulped and tried to find a way to reason with Olaf. 2) punched Olaf, (let's see if it actually works). 3) Pinched Fernald's nose for no apparent reason.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 8, 2005 9:57:30 GMT -5
(I must not make it wacky,I must not make it wacky, I must not make it wacky, I must not make it wacky, I must not make it wacky, I must not make it wacky, I must not make it wacky.)
3) Fernald has an allergy attack and blows snot over everyone (TSS) and acedentally(sp?) releases the Quags with a wayward hook. Olaf lunges at him in rage and...
1) Fernald hugs him driving the hooks deep into his back. 2) Fernald steps out of the way and watches as Olaf gets stuck in the sand with nothin but his legs stickin out. 3) Olaf lunges at Klaus driving him into the sand.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 8, 2005 15:34:59 GMT -5
2. "Uhm...... why don't we go..... leave?" says:
1. Violet 2. Klaus 3. You. 4. Me. 5. Hooky!!!!
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Post by Grace on Nov 8, 2005 15:43:59 GMT -5
1.
"Sure," Klaus says. "Wayddaminnit!" Fernald says. "You're not going nowhere!" "Right," Klaus smiles, "We are going somewhere!" With that, they ran like they had never run before, Fernald close behind, puffing. In the blink of an eye, the Bauds had hidden behind a wall, next to which was a shop. "Phew," Violet breathed as Hooky ran by. "Not quite," a hoarse voice came from behind them, and a low cackle.
The Baudelaires turned to find the Aura of Menaceers. Violet gasped and...
1) each ran in different directions. b) The AOM's grabbed them.
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