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Post by Snicket89 on Jan 21, 2006 22:51:38 GMT -5
Well I decided to make an RP for those of us who actually know how to speak using Sebald code. Ok here is the deal. We are in the Hotel Denouement and Count Olaf is lurking closely by. Only us fellow volunteers know how to speak Sebald code. Even if Olaf was a foot away and we were speaking Sebald he couldn't figure out what we were saying or who we were. So I am the hotel manager basically (also a fellow VFDer). The rest of you are fellow volunteers. The object is to inform all of the volunteers in the hotel of Olaf's presence. And we must get all of them out. I will begin. Just solve the code and start talking wherever I leave off. Remember though that the code is started by the sound of a bell. And it is every eleventh word that is spoken. Also the first word after the bell rings is a hidden word. And yes this will take some time to write the message out.
*I walk in to the lobby to find a fellow VFD member having a sip of tea.*
*The concierge desk bell rings*
Manager: I sir am the manager of this hotel, and I would have to say that that cup of tea you sip has an impeccable taste to it. What made you decide on that abberant choice of tea? It matters not. Also, you recieved a message from your daughter about her birthday. Well I must depart for my meet. And I must wish an oustanding day to you sir. Tata for now.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 22, 2006 11:43:09 GMT -5
The volunteer looked up and said, "I hate that bell. It always rings. Give me the chance and I will rip it and tear it apart. To be here is to be annoyed. But then, to leave would be a big mistake. Oh, it certainly annoys me! Stop ringing that bell!"
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 24, 2006 19:37:29 GMT -5
*Dings the bell on the desk* It's time for break. That's right a chance to sit back for the workers. I really enjoy the break time. Time for me to rest without the ringing bell.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Feb 12, 2006 18:02:16 GMT -5
I come over to the volunteer that was just sipping tea and said,
"You know I have always disliked how those bells ring. Are you drinking tea? I have drank tea all my life. You do have some sugar? Not to sweeten the tea. Now, who do you know has any kind of sugar? I do. I also like to have toast with my unsweetened tea. I think that toast with eggs is delicious. Very Fascinating Dinner indeed! You are on vacation, are you not? Very, very well, then! Are the sugar bowls being delivered?"
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Post by Melosa on Feb 16, 2006 11:23:14 GMT -5
Someone must be getting married, I can hear church bells ringing. I need a room for tonight, please. And please, please, please don't put me on a floor of smokers. Because I just know my lungs can't handle it. And I want to know who the manager is. Is it you, sir? I trust you are going to get a bellhop to carry my luggage. Are you? Splendid. I expect him to be courteous and definitely not looking to cheat someone out of money. What good is that for?
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Post by Summer Wind on Feb 16, 2006 20:48:36 GMT -5
*My alarm clock rings in my pocket* How is your life? Boring? Stuffy? Tedious? Well, add some sugar! Do take my advice, it's much more fun than putting in nothing! You should replace that bell with my clock's different noise. I know, it's silly but you have to admit, Life is it's own spontaneity! Could I get a job here? It would not be unpleasant to work here, I would rather you put me as a bellhop, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Melosa on Feb 17, 2006 19:47:43 GMT -5
*wristwatch rings the hour* What does it take to get a room? Hello, hello ,hello! Did you hear me? Do I need to get hearing for you? Goodness gracious, some people these days! For crying out loud! Say, let's buy you a hearing aid. *Wirstwatch rings again* Stupid thing, I need to get it fixed.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Feb 17, 2006 20:20:34 GMT -5
"Well, my cousin just got married and received this big nice wedding ring. I am looking forward to do some volunteering around here. I am ready to provide the services of this Grand Hotel, too. Looking for assistance? I'm right there, quick as a flash! Yes. For the guests? Sure! I'll get the caterers organized. Something about Snicket, I'm sure."
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Post by Melosa on Feb 17, 2006 20:24:29 GMT -5
*bumps counter bell* Oh no! I just remembered! I left my purse at home! No wait, it's on my arm. Never mind. I'm looking to count my newly acquired lottery money in a quiet place. Some Olaf guy was handing out tickets.
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Post by Summer Wind on Feb 17, 2006 23:34:29 GMT -5
*alarm clock rings again* Where is my employer? How can he be on a break? Is that anyway professional? Oh no, that won't look good, is he even on the job?
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Feb 18, 2006 9:58:31 GMT -5
"Why do these bells have to keep ringing? On Thursday, I and a few of my colleagues gave away the motor boat that we drove around and in the lake. Fourth to none! As I always say! You know that this floor is slippery, right?
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Post by Melosa on Feb 20, 2006 11:01:35 GMT -5
*cell phone rings* What now? I hate this thing. It rings all the time, is so annoying, right?. And as for that manager, where is he? Probably off sipping tea or something. What could he be doing? Most likely trying in vain to remember how to tie up his shoelaces. Probably nothing but air beneath the hair in there.
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Post by Summer Wind on Feb 20, 2006 19:00:16 GMT -5
*alarm clock in my pocket rings again* I truly recommend that you get a clock like this. I don't know why you people won't get one. I love it, know this, it'll make the whole world commence into pure adoration, but the ignorant people, THEY'LL all suffer! I enjoy hearing bells, I'm a self proclaimed bell expert! I read poems about Bells! Going on and on about bells just makes me feel wonderful! To think, you people disapprove of these bells, their sound, I find, is wonderful and you don't deserve it! Get out, Get out of my face, YOU RETCHED PERSON!!!!!!
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Post by Melosa on Feb 24, 2006 20:42:17 GMT -5
*backs off from girl with ringing clock bells* What?
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Post by Summer Wind on Mar 1, 2006 17:02:50 GMT -5
*clock rings again* How can you not like this clock's sound? Oh, you people can make a person feel like an outcast and not belong. I only want to find people who share my (not obbesion) trust and passion of the noise of clocks. I was hoping, you, the people of Hotel Denouement would enjoy the sound.........................................
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