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Post by Shelly on Oct 6, 2006 2:00:11 GMT -5
Okay, this is how it works.
I will name an ASOUE character (alive or dead). The next person will make an OTT (Over The Top) Theory about them and name another character. The next person will do the same, and so forth.
Example:
Me: [glow=pink,2,300]Dewey.[/glow]
Player Two: [glow=red,2,300]Dewey didn't die. He gave birth to his baby of neither a man or a woman and is happily lying in a hamock in Fiji.
Klaus.[/glow]
Player Three: [glow=orange,2,300]Klaus died, then he visited Violet to instruct her on how to avenge his death on the seagull that killed him.
Sunny.[/glow]
See? With all of your great imaginations, the theories can spill over, erupt and be huge. They're not supposed to make sense.
I'll name the character:
Olaf.
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Post by Sora on Oct 6, 2006 2:15:03 GMT -5
Is really made of plastic and is melted by the Female Finnish Pirates on the Island Olaf was molded on.
Fiona
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Post by Shelly on Oct 6, 2006 2:18:43 GMT -5
Is really Isadora in disguise who killed the real Fiona.
Esme.
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Post by Sora on Oct 6, 2006 2:23:01 GMT -5
Uses her shopping as a vessal to hide her pain over a past marriage to the man she thought was the King of the USA.
Sir
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Post by edgar on Oct 6, 2006 6:14:52 GMT -5
He is really Violet in disguise, she just wants to get close to Charles.
Lulu.
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Post by Shelly on Oct 6, 2006 23:01:32 GMT -5
Lulu tried to ask out Klaus but he though she was a little irrational.
Kit
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Oct 7, 2006 19:16:11 GMT -5
Kit is not a real person. She is Lemony Snicket's second personality that he created after seeing his father cross-dressing in Massachusetts's widely gay and lesbian community of Provincetown. Why Lemony was in a gay and lesbian community is still unknown.
Fernald.
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Post by Grace on Oct 8, 2006 8:20:07 GMT -5
Broke in half a long time ago when he couldn't decide which side to be on. The Fernald that you see in the books is a cleverly made clone.
Jacques.
!!!PROVINCETOWN!!!
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Post by Shelly on Oct 8, 2006 17:24:31 GMT -5
Jacques is Olaf's good twin. He died because he took Olaf's favourite bear when he was young.
Monty
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Post by Shocker the Electrician on Oct 10, 2006 0:13:38 GMT -5
Took the baudelaires to Peru after he died.
Old Crow Woman in the vile village
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Post by edgar on Oct 10, 2006 10:56:58 GMT -5
She lost her virginity to Klaus.
Hal
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Post by Shocker the Electrician on Oct 10, 2006 12:40:02 GMT -5
HE raped Violet and then ran away with Hector.
Sir
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Post by edgar on Oct 10, 2006 15:59:29 GMT -5
He secretly had an affair with Josephine.
Mr. Remora.
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Post by Shelly on Oct 11, 2006 21:49:34 GMT -5
Him and Mrs. Bass got married.
Mr Lesko.
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Post by Shocker the Electrician on Oct 12, 2006 13:49:10 GMT -5
Not a real person but at bannas and was a brother to Mr. Remora.
Monty MOnty.
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