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Post by fordxprefect on Jan 4, 2008 15:14:51 GMT -5
Secretly writes poems about dead women and black birds under the pseudonym Allacius Cenarius McPhee. (nice theory, violet. XD)
The sheep living on the island of forbidden fruit. . .?
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Post by melon head. on Jan 5, 2008 0:38:38 GMT -5
Got annoyed after their two leaders ate the Forbidden fruit and were banished from the island. Mysteriously enough, the island was also known as the Garden of Eden...
My mother! (You know, the one who is submitted in court)
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jan 6, 2008 15:58:15 GMT -5
Attended a concert of Count Olaf and the Burners.
Jacques Snicket…
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Post by melon head. on Jan 9, 2008 5:06:09 GMT -5
Is a belly dancer in Spain, and appeared in the most recent James Bond film as a duck.
Gustav, Uncle Monty's assistant?
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Post by fordxprefect on Jan 11, 2008 9:55:14 GMT -5
Has a time machine, and went back to when Beatrice VKS's mother and Bertrand met. Then he kidnapped Beatrice, killed Bertrand, and changed his (Gustav's) name to Bertrand. . .so in actuality, VKS's real father was Gustav.
The V.F.D. headquarters. . .?
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 12, 2008 8:48:54 GMT -5
...Is actually a club for miniature windmill-collecting enthusiasts based in Montreal who love swimming buck naked with seals. Violet is Count Olaf's...
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Post by melon head. on Jan 20, 2008 17:55:55 GMT -5
Grandfather.
The pimply- faced man?
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 23, 2008 1:56:39 GMT -5
IS ACTUALLY...just a pimply-faced man.
The Incredibly Deadly Viper?
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Post by fordxprefect on Jan 23, 2008 12:34:30 GMT -5
Is allergic to frogs.
Violet's hair ribbon?
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Post by melon head. on Jan 25, 2008 3:31:24 GMT -5
Is on the right- hand lower corner on my banner! Yay!
The whisk Friday gives Sunny?
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Post by fordxprefect on Jan 25, 2008 12:44:13 GMT -5
Is made of gold.
(And I thought the lower right-hand ribbon was Sunny's?)
Mr. Snicket. . .
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 26, 2008 0:54:17 GMT -5
Is made of gold.(Sorry for the shameless plagiarism there)
Mr.Poe's handkerchief..
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Post by melon head. on Feb 2, 2008 16:27:20 GMT -5
(And I thought the lower right-hand ribbon was Sunny's?) No, it's Violet's from the cover of TWW. Is secretly in love with Klaus. The clay on Ishmael's feet?
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Post by fordxprefect on Feb 20, 2008 13:54:55 GMT -5
Is made of two parts clay, one part horseradish. He eats it when he's by himself.
Kit's folder full of papers. . .?
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Post by melon head. on Feb 23, 2008 19:17:36 GMT -5
Dances burlesque when Kit's not around...
Esme's bikini?
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