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Post by BSam on Apr 17, 2004 20:19:10 GMT -5
one of my favorite australian cartoonists...
i'll post some poems from his cartoons then do a bit of a search for some online pictures of cartoons
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Post by BSam on Apr 17, 2004 20:21:49 GMT -5
The value of the soul plunged yesterday to its lowest level in five years
one person invested in a smile
a meteor plummeted and a few wishes were made
Experts said nothing
There were rumors about a small child who had flown over the city on a carpet of rose petals
certain things slid and crashed but a cheer rose up and a dog barked playfully. A violin was heard too.
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Post by BSam on Apr 17, 2004 20:25:05 GMT -5
I want to be an idiot and go to idiot land an idiot bird on my head and an idiot in my hand
I'd walk like a total idiot and sing like idiots do and when people say "what an idiot; he's an idiot through and through"
And I'd plant an idiot's garden and live in an idiot's house a harmless grinning idiot with my lovely idiot spouse
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Post by BSam on Apr 17, 2004 20:32:11 GMT -5
They tapped his phone. They heard his conversation.
He was having one of those fantasy chats with an anonymous woman; Five dollars per minute.
"Patioence, simplicity, compassion," she said to him, "these are the great treasures."
"Love your fellow creatures," she continued, "open your heart to nature's beautiful truth; honour it with courage, wisdom and tenderness, and be of good cheer."
"Yes YES YES!" he moaned blissfully as he hard the forbidden words.
They heard it all. The recorded everything. And now he was in BIG TROUBLE
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Post by BSam on Apr 17, 2004 21:00:22 GMT -5
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Post by MambaduMal on Apr 17, 2004 22:42:41 GMT -5
Hahahaha, those were good... I guess I should keep it a secret that I'm a howeverist...
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Post by Dark on Apr 17, 2004 22:50:01 GMT -5
Those are very funny, the style reminds me of a mexican cartoonist whose name I can't remember right now but he's very funny too.
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