Post by dorkface on Jun 19, 2004 17:45:15 GMT -5
Squirli
One day Squirli was on here way to chorus practice when she tripped on a large rock.
"salsa MUFFINS" Squirli yelled. She kicked the rock so hard that it split in two. She picked up both pieces and threw them as far as she could.
"OW!" someone screamed. Squirli looked around and saw that the rock had hit her friend Kevin in the elbow. She ran over to Kevin to see if he was hurt. When Squirli got to Kevin she saw that his elbow was bleeding like hell.
"Oh my!" exclaimed Squirli "Your elbow is bleeding like hell! I'll call for the paramedics!" she whistled really, really loudly.
Out of the sea Squirli's horse Thunder came prancing toward them. Austin was sitting on Thunder's back
"Hi-ho Silver" Austin yelled.
"AUISTIN?" Squirli squeaked "I wanted the paramedics!"
"UGH!" said Kevin, who was now laying face first on the ground. A snake came up to him and bit him on the ear. Kevin screamed like a little girl.
Suddenly it started raining acid rain. Squirli, Austin, and Thunder were all immune to acid rain, but Kevin wasn't.
Kevin was reduced to a bleeding puddle.
"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT KEVIN?!?" Squirli screamed.
"Oh I'm just peachy" the puddle of Kevin said sarcastically "I just LOVE being a puddle of human"
"I'm hungry" Austin said
"Look, over there!" said Thunder "It's a sickeningly small mall!"
"Yes!" exclaimed Squirli "Lets go get something to eat at it's sickeningly small food court!"
"YAY!" they all shouted
Austin got back on Thunder but Squirli pushed him off. "GET OFFA MY HORSE" she screamed .
Austin saw that her eyes were glowing red and stepped off the horse into the puddle of Kevin.
"Whoops" Austin said as he slipped and fell on Kevin's face. Kevin made a gurgling noise and oozed from underneath Austin.
"WATCH WERE YOUR GOIN!!!" he yelled at Austin.
"Ok. ok. don't have a moose." he said.
When they were half way to the mall a bolt of lightning hit beside them and Chuckles materialized where it had struck
"Hi guys what's up?" She asked
"Kevin got turned into a puddle by acid rain and now we're going to the mall to get food" Austin said, "wanna come?"
"OK!" said Chuckles.
So they walked onward.
When they got to the mall the front doors were being guarded by Old Man Shmiggerhiker and his army of rabid muskrats.
"Who goes there?" Old Man Shmiggerhiker asked.
"It is I, Bat Man" Austin said.
"Oh! What's up Bat Man? Long time no see! Actually man, bad news. I went blind this morning"
"So so so so sad man! Well if you'll excuse me" He said "Me and my friends gotta go eat at Quiznos."
"K. see ya later dude." said Old Man Shmiggerhiker "Company, HALT"
The muskrats that had been squirming around all this time suddenly froze into blocks of ice.
Once inside the mall they started to walk to the food court. But then they passed by the arcade.
"Oh! I wanna play!" said Kevin.
"Ok. what do you want to play?" asked Squirli.
"THAT!" he said pointing towards the kiddy rides to a mechanical pony.
"THAT?!?" everyone else asked
"YES! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?" he yelled
"DUH! It's a baby ride man!" blurted out Austin.
Kevin started to cry uncontrollably witch only made him expand. He was just about to flood the entire hen he oozed away.
"Kevin!" Squirli called after him. She was just about to run after him when an unknown being held her back. She turned around to see who had held her back. "Joey?!?" and sure enough, ugly haired Joey was behind her, dressed in a Quiznos uniform. "you work at Quiznos. OH salsa! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" she yelled.
Squirli ran to the other end of the mall when, to her horror, a janitor was mopping up a flesh colored puddle. She was just about to come to Kevin's aid when the janitor rinsed the contents of the mop away.
That was when Squirli woke up, twitching uncontrollably.
One day Squirli was on here way to chorus practice when she tripped on a large rock.
"salsa MUFFINS" Squirli yelled. She kicked the rock so hard that it split in two. She picked up both pieces and threw them as far as she could.
"OW!" someone screamed. Squirli looked around and saw that the rock had hit her friend Kevin in the elbow. She ran over to Kevin to see if he was hurt. When Squirli got to Kevin she saw that his elbow was bleeding like hell.
"Oh my!" exclaimed Squirli "Your elbow is bleeding like hell! I'll call for the paramedics!" she whistled really, really loudly.
Out of the sea Squirli's horse Thunder came prancing toward them. Austin was sitting on Thunder's back
"Hi-ho Silver" Austin yelled.
"AUISTIN?" Squirli squeaked "I wanted the paramedics!"
"UGH!" said Kevin, who was now laying face first on the ground. A snake came up to him and bit him on the ear. Kevin screamed like a little girl.
Suddenly it started raining acid rain. Squirli, Austin, and Thunder were all immune to acid rain, but Kevin wasn't.
Kevin was reduced to a bleeding puddle.
"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT KEVIN?!?" Squirli screamed.
"Oh I'm just peachy" the puddle of Kevin said sarcastically "I just LOVE being a puddle of human"
"I'm hungry" Austin said
"Look, over there!" said Thunder "It's a sickeningly small mall!"
"Yes!" exclaimed Squirli "Lets go get something to eat at it's sickeningly small food court!"
"YAY!" they all shouted
Austin got back on Thunder but Squirli pushed him off. "GET OFFA MY HORSE" she screamed .
Austin saw that her eyes were glowing red and stepped off the horse into the puddle of Kevin.
"Whoops" Austin said as he slipped and fell on Kevin's face. Kevin made a gurgling noise and oozed from underneath Austin.
"WATCH WERE YOUR GOIN!!!" he yelled at Austin.
"Ok. ok. don't have a moose." he said.
When they were half way to the mall a bolt of lightning hit beside them and Chuckles materialized where it had struck
"Hi guys what's up?" She asked
"Kevin got turned into a puddle by acid rain and now we're going to the mall to get food" Austin said, "wanna come?"
"OK!" said Chuckles.
So they walked onward.
When they got to the mall the front doors were being guarded by Old Man Shmiggerhiker and his army of rabid muskrats.
"Who goes there?" Old Man Shmiggerhiker asked.
"It is I, Bat Man" Austin said.
"Oh! What's up Bat Man? Long time no see! Actually man, bad news. I went blind this morning"
"So so so so sad man! Well if you'll excuse me" He said "Me and my friends gotta go eat at Quiznos."
"K. see ya later dude." said Old Man Shmiggerhiker "Company, HALT"
The muskrats that had been squirming around all this time suddenly froze into blocks of ice.
Once inside the mall they started to walk to the food court. But then they passed by the arcade.
"Oh! I wanna play!" said Kevin.
"Ok. what do you want to play?" asked Squirli.
"THAT!" he said pointing towards the kiddy rides to a mechanical pony.
"THAT?!?" everyone else asked
"YES! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?" he yelled
"DUH! It's a baby ride man!" blurted out Austin.
Kevin started to cry uncontrollably witch only made him expand. He was just about to flood the entire hen he oozed away.
"Kevin!" Squirli called after him. She was just about to run after him when an unknown being held her back. She turned around to see who had held her back. "Joey?!?" and sure enough, ugly haired Joey was behind her, dressed in a Quiznos uniform. "you work at Quiznos. OH salsa! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" she yelled.
Squirli ran to the other end of the mall when, to her horror, a janitor was mopping up a flesh colored puddle. She was just about to come to Kevin's aid when the janitor rinsed the contents of the mop away.
That was when Squirli woke up, twitching uncontrollably.