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Post by ajd42 on Jul 25, 2005 17:11:55 GMT -5
Once upon a time there were thre little pigs: A pirate pig, an imposter pig and a pig who did nothing but greet people. These pigs disturbed the village of 667 Dark Avenue, and the villagers were very unhappy about it. "We must rid the village of the Pig!" Antenora exclaimed at a town meeting. "He is dreadfully annoying!" "I agreee with Antenora." Dante said. "No surprises there," Murmured Capt. As usual, they ignored him, and went on. "Who shall be responsible for destroying the pig?" Antenora asked. "I will." Swans volunteered, and she set off to destroy the first Pig's house. The first house was made out of straw and it was all to easy to destroy. She huffed and she puffed and she blew the house down, and that was the end of that. The villagers were quite relieved to hear the news. But then, a week later, the Pig had returned! He was dressed up like a pirate and was annoying the community, so Swans went to his house of twigs and she huffed and she puffed and Sam made a play-on-words about drug use, and she blew the house down. She reported this to the community, though they were not quite as relieved as before. And then a week later, the Pig returned yet again! This time, he was imitating Dante. "This time its personal! I will destroy this one myself since Swans can not do a suffiecient job." Dante roared. He marched to Pig's new house. This one was made of brick. He knew huffing and puffing would not blow the house down, but he knew what would...
The explosion could be heard from miles around and all the townspeople gathered around to watch the flames as the smell of roast pork filled the air.
THE END
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jul 25, 2005 19:19:40 GMT -5
Good fairy tale, J. Quite funny.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 25, 2005 21:14:36 GMT -5
*purr*
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Post by PJ on Jul 25, 2005 21:26:31 GMT -5
Nice. Do more.
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Post by Dante on Jul 26, 2005 10:16:40 GMT -5
Very good. I like it.
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Post by SF on Jul 26, 2005 13:21:38 GMT -5
Nice job! Pretty funny.
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Post by Dismay on Jul 27, 2005 8:04:19 GMT -5
Hilarious. Awesome. Um, bad comments, I'm leaving in a few minutes.
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 27, 2005 18:11:17 GMT -5
a pig who did nothing but greet people. . . . Umm . . .
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Post by ajd42 on Jul 27, 2005 19:05:01 GMT -5
a pig who did nothing but greet people. . . . Umm . . . Relax, my little friend: Derik told me Pig said "hi" to everyone in random threads, and that's what I was referrng to.
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 27, 2005 19:06:07 GMT -5
Okay, good! I liked it!
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Post by BSam on Jul 31, 2005 20:40:43 GMT -5
a pig who did nothing but greet people. . . . Umm . . . HAHAHA fantastic
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 31, 2005 21:16:20 GMT -5
;D Enjoy!
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Post by BSam on Aug 1, 2005 4:29:31 GMT -5
i did !
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Post by Sapphire on Aug 2, 2005 16:55:42 GMT -5
Thought you would!
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Post by BSam on Aug 4, 2005 20:50:19 GMT -5
Me TOO!
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