Post by idiotj on Mar 23, 2006 19:34:47 GMT -5
with some references to Strangers with Candy (except no one watches it so any reference I had was thrown out) maybe Death to Smoochy and some Other Stuff Thrown In
I won't make a list of people who will be in this. Except it will have some Orphanhope or else it will be kind of pointless. I just don't know how to squeeze everyone in.
Author's note: If I promised you'd be in it and you're not, or if I didn't promise you would be in it and you're not, or if I did n't promise you'd be in it and you are, or if I did promise you'd be in it and you are and you don't want to be, request Alice write the next daycare center. She got mad skillz.
"Good evening, children." Akbar said, sitting on a modest stool in a peaceful children's room with mats and a rug. About twenty eager children sat, waiting for him to begin his story. Akbar selected one of the numerous fake cardboard books from the shelves. "Today we will be reading the story of Stephen Colbert and Six Hundred Sixty Seven...Six-six-seven-ers. The story opens with Stephen Colbert..."
Stephen Colbert, the 41-year old talk show host, sat at the computer at 11:00 (footnote1). After closing up his Dungens and Dragons online window, he checked several Harry Potter fansites and then went on Six Six Seven Dark Avenue, under the screename, pseudonym and D&D character, Stonys Darkbane. He enjoyed playing as a female, middle-class, elf wizard who worked as a sassy barmaid. There was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Plus, he played a semi-convincing far right wing political pundit on TV. So, he could be anything.
"Stephen, do you always have to check those chatrooms?!" Jon cried, exasperated.
If there was one thing Stephen would change about his lover, Jon, it would be Jon's disinterest in geeky hobbies. When Jon mispronounced 'Muggle' on The Daily Show, Stephen wouldn't speak to him for three days. Jon wished Stephen loved him more than dorky wizards in glasses.
"Hold on." Stephen said, quickly checking Colbert Nation and then google searching his own name. Stephen-Colbert-Report-Stephen would probably enjoy looking at fansites and would probably appreciate them a lot more than Stephen-Colbert-Stephen. Sometimes, Stephen would find a thread about himself on Harry Potter or A Series of Unfortunate Events forums. He sometimes peaked, out of mild curiosity.
This thread was a poll. Who did people like better, Stephen or Jon.
Stephen was owning Jon.
"Stephen!" Jon called again.
"Coming." Stephen said, quickly shutting the window.
Soon, Jon would be owning Stephen.
1. There would be a SWC reference to the episode about eating disorders where Stephen Colbert's character can eat half a strawberry cheesecake and not gain and ounce here. But no one would have gotten it.
I won't make a list of people who will be in this. Except it will have some Orphanhope or else it will be kind of pointless. I just don't know how to squeeze everyone in.
Author's note: If I promised you'd be in it and you're not, or if I didn't promise you would be in it and you're not, or if I did n't promise you'd be in it and you are, or if I did promise you'd be in it and you are and you don't want to be, request Alice write the next daycare center. She got mad skillz.
"Good evening, children." Akbar said, sitting on a modest stool in a peaceful children's room with mats and a rug. About twenty eager children sat, waiting for him to begin his story. Akbar selected one of the numerous fake cardboard books from the shelves. "Today we will be reading the story of Stephen Colbert and Six Hundred Sixty Seven...Six-six-seven-ers. The story opens with Stephen Colbert..."
Stephen Colbert, the 41-year old talk show host, sat at the computer at 11:00 (footnote1). After closing up his Dungens and Dragons online window, he checked several Harry Potter fansites and then went on Six Six Seven Dark Avenue, under the screename, pseudonym and D&D character, Stonys Darkbane. He enjoyed playing as a female, middle-class, elf wizard who worked as a sassy barmaid. There was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Plus, he played a semi-convincing far right wing political pundit on TV. So, he could be anything.
"Stephen, do you always have to check those chatrooms?!" Jon cried, exasperated.
If there was one thing Stephen would change about his lover, Jon, it would be Jon's disinterest in geeky hobbies. When Jon mispronounced 'Muggle' on The Daily Show, Stephen wouldn't speak to him for three days. Jon wished Stephen loved him more than dorky wizards in glasses.
"Hold on." Stephen said, quickly checking Colbert Nation and then google searching his own name. Stephen-Colbert-Report-Stephen would probably enjoy looking at fansites and would probably appreciate them a lot more than Stephen-Colbert-Stephen. Sometimes, Stephen would find a thread about himself on Harry Potter or A Series of Unfortunate Events forums. He sometimes peaked, out of mild curiosity.
This thread was a poll. Who did people like better, Stephen or Jon.
Stephen was owning Jon.
"Stephen!" Jon called again.
"Coming." Stephen said, quickly shutting the window.
Soon, Jon would be owning Stephen.
1. There would be a SWC reference to the episode about eating disorders where Stephen Colbert's character can eat half a strawberry cheesecake and not gain and ounce here. But no one would have gotten it.