Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Feb 21, 2004 18:53:57 GMT -5
Er.
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Post by ŘỠßëřŦ on Feb 21, 2004 23:54:55 GMT -5
"Impedimenta!" "Stupefy!" "Alahamora!" "Expecto- Patronum!" "Lumos!" Diffindo!" "Flipendo!" "Petrificus-Totauls!" "Wingardium Leviosa!" "Rictusempa!" "Serpensortia!" "Ridikulus!" "Expelliarmus!" "Aranya-Eggsenmay!" "Tarantellegra!" "Crucio!" "Engorgio!" "Avada-Kadevra!" "Reducto!"
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Feb 22, 2004 11:25:06 GMT -5
This is getting old.
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Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Feb 22, 2004 12:52:06 GMT -5
Sirius: LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AWESOME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Remus: I'll have a cup of tea. Sirius: I'LL GO TURN INTO A DOG AND SO SOME CUTE DOGGY THINGS! Remus: OK. I'll just disapear for the rest of the book. Or not have been in it in the first place.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 22, 2004 21:20:20 GMT -5
Remus: O no! I'm frail, and poor... Harry: Guys! I suspect something that's totally incorrect, so let's all risk our lives only to find out a shocking revelation in the last 50 pages that almost gets us killed! Ron+Hermy:<grab wands>ready and willing! Hagrid: Have some rock cakees! Oh by the way, I'm starting a lesson plan on manticores tomorrow, lovely creatures. Fudge: Dumbledore, I need ur advice- erm no! I hate u ! I'll go it alone and risk destroying the magic world as we know it! Pettigrew: I love u Sirius and Remus! I would never do anything to betray James! <turns around. Master! I will never swear allegiance to my friends and betray u ever again! Harry:RRAAH!!!! Instead of getting counselling and help I'm going to yell endlessly about my hopeless situation! Violet, Klaus, and Sunny:We'll join u!
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Post by Mental on Feb 23, 2004 5:28:44 GMT -5
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Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Feb 23, 2004 15:49:44 GMT -5
Harry: Hermione, do my homework. Ron: Oh,and Hermy, do my thinking.
Harry: AGH! Haunted dreams and memories! Bad memories about my angsty background!
Sirius: AGH! Haunted dreams and memories! Bad memories about my angsty background!
Remus: AGH! Haunted dreams and memories! Bad memories about my angsty background!
Harry: *dreams* *scar hurts* *eats toast*
Ron: Maybe you should tell someone that Umbridge is slicing off your fingers in detention and then preparing them in a stew a making you eat it. Harry: Nope.
Harry: Voldemort. Hermione: V-voldemort. Ron: MEEP!
Vernon: I am humorously fat. More food, I say!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Feb 23, 2004 16:37:39 GMT -5
Remus: O no! I'm frail, and poor... Harry: Guys! I suspect something that's totally incorrect, so let's all risk our lives only to find out a shocking revelation in the last 50 pages that almost gets us killed! Ron+Hermy:<grab wands>ready and willing! Hagrid: Have some rock cakees! Oh by the way, I'm starting a lesson plan on manticores tomorrow, lovely creatures. Fudge: Dumbledore, I need ur advice- erm no! I hate u ! I'll go it alone and risk destroying the magic world as we know it! Pettigrew: I love u Sirius and Remus! I would never do anything to betray James! <turns around. Master! I will never swear allegiance to my friends and betray u ever again! Harry:RRAAH!!!! Instead of getting counselling and help I'm going to yell endlessly about my hopeless situation! Violet, Klaus, and Sunny:We'll join u! Hahahahahahahaha! That's more like just making fun of it!
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Post by Luigi on Feb 23, 2004 16:39:39 GMT -5
Harry: Hmmm...what extraoridnary thign should I accomplish this book? Killing Voldemort...saving for last. How about peace in the middle east? I am so perfect...In fact, I'm almost a Mary Sue. I'm a published Mary Sue...
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Feb 23, 2004 16:44:04 GMT -5
Snape: I hate you Harry. Mwhahaha. Ha. Die. Fool. *mutters under breath* But actually I am your friend, remember? *clears throat* Erm, never mind. I'm too confused.
J.K. : Oh this story of tragedy! Everyone loves it! Now let me write a real crap* book just so I can get another billion! I love it!
*I really don't feel that way about JK or her books, they're OK.
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 25, 2004 21:49:35 GMT -5
Fred: Let's steal food! George: Ok!
Dumbledore: Ok , Harry, even though you've brocken every rule mentioned in the book, 150 points for Gyriffindor!
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Post by Mental on Feb 26, 2004 5:18:55 GMT -5
*snoring*
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