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Post by Rikku on Nov 26, 2003 19:24:12 GMT -5
Violet: Can I invent it?...yes I can!
it just came to my mind. don't worry, I don't watch bob the builder. *everyone calms down*
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Post by Violetwashere on Nov 26, 2003 20:46:22 GMT -5
Esme: Ahh! my hair isn't greasy enough! Where'd my glasses go? (trips over shoelace) darnet, my shirt got untucked!
Lemony Snicket (when Beatrice was still alive): DIE! DIE! DIE! (sticks knife into Beatrice's head) EVERYONE AT THIS POINTLESS COSTUME PARTY DIIIIIIIIEEEE!
Violet: (whines) My feet hurt!
Madame Lulu: Your significant other will leave you followed by your bankrupcy, a broken spine, and then your death...
A tissue Olaf blew his nose on and then threw on the floor: Ahh, that was so refreshing
Esme: Aww! Isn't he sweet?! (tickles new baby) Koochie koochie koo!
Colette: HEY! I CAN BEND MYSELF IN THE SHAPE OF A FLOWER OR A RAINBOW EVEN!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 26, 2003 20:50:12 GMT -5
Rikku, how was that a thing you'll never hear? Violet probably says that all the time.
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Post by Violetwashere on Nov 27, 2003 10:00:09 GMT -5
hm...I agree...but isn't that kind of like talking to herself? it's like she asks herself a question, then answers it right after. Doesn't really sound like Violet.
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Post by Rikku on Nov 27, 2003 12:14:28 GMT -5
she does invent things, but I doubt I would ever hear that in ASOUE. but whatever.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 27, 2003 13:34:38 GMT -5
Tyler: Oh, how I love Quilgey!!
Duncan: Rise and shine and give god the glory, glory
Isadora: I hate all of you people. If you don't give me a large basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to prod you with this large stick.
Olaf, Esme, Carmelita, and the theatre troupe(holding hands, revolving in circles): Ring and ring the roses, a pocket full of posies, attishoo attishoo we all fall down.
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Post by Addieor on Nov 27, 2003 16:23:44 GMT -5
Nice one, Dupin! How about............ The Pretty Princess: By Lemony Snicket. If you wanted to hear a lovely story about a princess, a prince, and how they get married and live happily ever after, you have come to the right place. This is a good story without any big words and without anything unhappy.............................................. And they lived happily ever after. THE END. Then in the back is a complete photo of him, no a complete gallery of photos and a full description of his happy life, where he is happily married to a woman named Beatrice.
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Post by Ally. on Nov 27, 2003 21:35:58 GMT -5
Duncan: Rise and shine and give god the glory, glory haha! we sing that at church camp. anyway.. olaf and esmé: *sing* we didn't start the fire...
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Post by euromegamouth on Nov 27, 2003 23:14:49 GMT -5
SunnyBaudelaire: (Sunny,my sister,is typing everything in this post except for whatever's parenthesized) Count Olaf:I'm depressed! Esme:Why you tub of lard? Olaf:Barney died!Those Baudelaire murderers killed him!Oh well,at least those lovable un-queer Teletubbies are still alive and on the air!
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Post by Tyler on Nov 27, 2003 23:43:05 GMT -5
-______-
Mr. Poe: My dear, you are coughing alot! Do you need a cough drop?
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Post by Fire on Nov 28, 2003 0:49:09 GMT -5
Here's a stupid ending to book 13:
So olaf, Violet, Klaus and sunny held each others hands and pranced of through the field of daisies.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Nov 28, 2003 22:50:02 GMT -5
Sunny: Zackawat! (Ow, I chipped a tooth!) Klaus: What does this word mean? Olaf: Esme, we need to talk...
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Post by ice on Nov 28, 2003 23:38:50 GMT -5
Sunny: *coherent speech* Random good VFD member: Gimme that match! Violet: There's nothing I can invent that'll save us. We're doomed to die.
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 29, 2003 8:46:13 GMT -5
Esme: Ooo, this mud is goooooood.
Sir: *cough*
Klaus: Oh well! Reading sucked anyway! YAY!
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Post by Freshie on Nov 30, 2003 14:51:21 GMT -5
haha! we sing that at church camp. anyway.. What church camp did u go to? it seems u live in Conn. Did u go to the Barbara C. Harris(sp?) camp???????? if so, ME TOO!!! if not then, umm, i dont know.. *ahem* anyway.. Esme: Oh! Lets all go the that Hampton and the Hampsters consert!!!
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