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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 30, 2003 15:05:05 GMT -5
Everyone: Who lives in a pineaple under the sea? KLAUS BAUDELAIRE!
Esme: Pinstripe Suits are so last Tuesday!
Violet: The only one who could ever reach me-was the son of a precher man!
Lemony Snicket: My books are called as followed: The Brilliant Beginning The Reptile Room The Wonderful Window The Magical Mill The Amazing Academy The Enjoyable Elevator The Violet's Village The Happy Hospital The Charming Carnival The Super Slope The Great Grotto and you should read them all!!!!!
Sunny: Klaus, you four-eyes Violet: Sunny, you big teeth Klaus: Violet, you...um...ribbon wearer!
Olaf: Stop all the bickering! It's a teaparty!!!! Esme: Bread and Jam is out, so let's have some now! Violet: Yes, I love bread and jam.
Isadora: Remember everyone-pinkies out!!! *they all sip tea politley*
Hooky: Why, my dearest Isadora, we have gone so far together. Will you make me the happiest man on earth and marry me? Isadora: Why yes! *they snog* Quigley: I wanna marry you too!
Mario: The qusrite theartical substense of the third equals 2squared.
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Post by Violetwashere on Nov 30, 2003 18:06:51 GMT -5
Who, what, huh?
Me: I know what I'm talking about!!!
Hugo: I can fly!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 1, 2003 8:05:53 GMT -5
lol Dupin Hooky: OMG WE'RE LIKE TWINSIES! Capt. Hook: I think not. Hooky: *hug* Capt. Hook: GET OFF!! Isadora: Ooo, I gotta get this newstory. Quigley: Whoa I'm gonna write poetry! Duncan: These maps look cool! Klaus: Remember in the mill, Violet *in tears* I am an inventor as well! I SAVED YOUR LIFE AND NO ONE EVER APPRECIATES MY INVENTING SKILLS! Sunny: BUT I WANNA READ! Violet: *snap of teeth*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Dec 1, 2003 11:14:09 GMT -5
Violet: I just had a thought. Klaus: Goodness. Miss thick-o's finally had a thought. Violet: SHUT IT! I was thinking-I don't need you! Who invented the lock-pick? Me! Who got us free from jail? Me! Who thought of disguising ourselves at the carnival? Me! Who- Klaus: Got themselves caught and nearly got their head cut off? You. *they mud wrestle*
Everyone: Here comes the bride. Here comes the bride. *Isadora walks down the Alter*
Justice: Do you, Mr. Hooky Hooksworth, take Miss. Isadora Quagmire to be your lawful wedded wife? Hooky: I do Justice: And do you, Miss Isadora Quagmire take Mr. Hooky Hooksworth to be your lawful wedded Husband? Isadora: I do Quigley: So do I!!!!!!
Loney M. Setnick: DON'T READ MY BOOKS! THEY'RE SO HORRBILE!!!!!!!
Lemony: V.F.D. stands for Volunteer Fire Detectives.
Duncan: Let's all sing again! Rise and Shine and give God the glory, glory. *everyone joins*
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 2, 2003 7:48:52 GMT -5
Capt. Hook + Hooky: *sing* I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. Sorry Rikku.
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Post by Amphagorey on Dec 2, 2003 22:08:07 GMT -5
Olaf: I need a hug you guys.......... Esme: Watch out Olaf honey! You forgot your helmet! Violet: I'm so lucky! I have such a fun life! Klaus: I'm illiterate. Sunny: And so to conclude my theory, the universal pull towards the black hole, which I might remind you can suck in light particles, is a garuntee for our demise! And, must I remind you that is a very dismal thing indeed! Whats that? The Nobel Prize? Why, I feel simply giddy! Baudelaires(to Olaf): Daddy! Isadora: Poetry sucks........ Duncan: Now that I've explained everything to you in compleate detail, without any plot holes, lets go romp through a field of daisies while singing "What a wonderful world!" Josephine: Lets go play with firecrackers, while drenched in gasoline, in the middle of moving traffic, on thin ice, on a rickety bridge, with our eyes closed, while talking on the phone! Lemony: A word which I don't now the meaning of. OR: I'm not a dang dictionary! Go look up the word yourself! Lemony: And they all lived happily ever after. Hal: I can see! Hector: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! HAHAHAHA! I'M SCREAMING IT TO THE WORLD! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!! MOHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Monty: Ahh! A snake!
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Post by Amphagorey on Dec 2, 2003 22:19:04 GMT -5
Olaf: Hello! I'm mister Poe! Violet: Mr.Poe! Can't you can see that is Count Olaf. Mr.Poe: Now children! He is clearly wearing a name tag that says Mr.Poe. Therefore he is Mr.Poe! Klaus: Then who are you? Mr.Poe: *sigh* Well, I must be an imposter, and I'm going to go throw myself in jail! Goodbye children! Goodbye Mr.Poe! Olaf: Goodbye! Violet: Huh! Buh! Wuh! Kuh! Nuh! Klaus: SNuh!
(Sad thing is, Mr.Poe is stupid enough to do that!)
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Post by Freshie on Dec 2, 2003 22:36:25 GMT -5
Olaf: No! Gimmie bak me BarbiE dollies! ~~~ Olaf: Where's the suger bowl???!!! Tuck: Brad wears makeup... Olaf: Who? What?? Tuck: O, sorry. I'm on the wrong set aren't I? Olaf: Yup. *pushes Tuck off the cliff* Tuck: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Jenny: Tuck! *flys in and saves him* *My Life As A Teenage Robot Theme song plays* Olaf: What the F*** is this!! *waves arms wildy with a wine in his hand* *everything becomes a cartoon* Olaf: Aw! Forget it. CUT! Cut, people! i'll be in my trailer..
eh, last ones stupid..
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Post by euromegamouth on Dec 2, 2003 22:49:48 GMT -5
Olaf:'Sup,my redicalizzle pizzleizzle nizzle? Isadora:I's tight. Klaus: Violet!I know we've run out of food,but that's no excuse to eat Sunny!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 4, 2003 8:05:48 GMT -5
Olaf: Give em the old razzle dazzle...
Esme: I have wanted to be on the stage. Isadora: What's your talent? Washing and drying?
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Post by Violetwashere on Dec 6, 2003 10:34:45 GMT -5
Carmelita: I love to sniff cake! The frosting smells so good! *sniff* Oh, and YOU, move it, you...erm...oh now I've run out of insults! Oh well, I guess I'll be kind and considerate to everone then. *skips off down a rainbow path throwing flower petals around*
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 6, 2003 10:38:05 GMT -5
Hooky: I am a normal, sane, human being...*hugs the theater troupe* I LOVE YOU GUYS! *makes out w/ powder faced woman*
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 6, 2003 23:10:43 GMT -5
Esme: Olaf, ugly clothes are in, so you are very in right now!
Violet: My favorite inventor is pamela Anderson. She invented a good way to make fake boobs look even faker!
Klaus: My favorite writer is definately not the one who made us up, because thanks to him, were all trapped in aqwful situations, and he seems to be the only one who knows the freakign meaning of VFD and still has yet to tell anyone!
Sunny: Zippo (is it just me, or does this elevator shaft taste a little old?)
Aunt josephine: Hey, kids, wanna go out and help me pick out a nice cellphone, or would you rather stay here and open doors and drink poisons and turn on the radiator, because either is fine by me!
Uncle Monty: Its funny how three children who have such horribel lives are so good at working for me. Now, get back to work orphans, or there will be no dinner.
Jerome: Esme, I am going ot have to argue with you on that one...
Justice strauss: dose this robe make my butt look big?
Duncan: Excuse me Vice Prinipal Nero, but does this school uniform come in pink?
Isadora: Wow, Baudelaires, what did you do to the place? When we lived in the orphans shack, it was beautiful. did you order these crabs yourself?
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 6, 2003 23:14:59 GMT -5
Lemony: Well, seeing as I am making a lot of money out of these books, i will just write down THE GRIM GROTTO in one sentence, because i know you iwll buy it:
the kids went down the river, found the hotel, found their friends and parents, they all had chocolate ice cream in the submarine the kids were staying in, and then they all left to go on vacation with their best friends Olaf and Esme.
Beatrice:All right, Lemony, the cats out of the bag. Im not dead, so stop hiding in my broom closet and go home. you look like you havent had a shower or any sleep for weeks.
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Post by Amphagorey on Dec 15, 2003 23:30:28 GMT -5
Lemony S.: And then the children forgave Count Olaf, and they all lived happily in a gingerbread house, with flying monkeys, and purple giraffes. Yah!
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