Things you'll never hear in HP

Luigi Bewildered Beginner Posts: 0 Likes: 3	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 21, 2004 18:53:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Luigi on Feb 21, 2004 18:53:30 GMT -5 Er...

E Formidable Foreman Many people have the same initials, which can lead to much injustice. Posts: 167	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 21, 2004 22:30:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by E on Feb 21, 2004 22:30:27 GMT -5 Voldemort: I'm tired of world dom'ination. I want to be... a FLORIST!
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Charles Vane Definitely Doomed Queen of the Freaks when is a monster not a monster? Posts: 24,599 Likes: 2,472	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 21, 2004 23:18:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Charles Vane on Feb 21, 2004 23:18:59 GMT -5 Snape: Come on Hermione, let's grab a six pack and run off to Vegas.
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DetectiveDupin Bewildered Beginner Posts: 0 Likes: 1	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 22, 2004 4:51:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 22, 2004 4:51:51 GMT -5 Ron: Harry, you suck! The books should be, "Ron Weasly!" I like the sound of that. Kills Harry Now I conquer the world!!

lemonysinlaw Guest	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 22, 2004 11:18:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lemonysinlaw on Feb 22, 2004 11:18:23 GMT -5 Actually, Dupin, that might happen. I mean, not that exaggerated, but he'll probably do something like that. Snape: These fishnets make me look very good. Which looks better, easter egg blue, or bunny ear pink?

songbird11989 Guest	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 24, 2004 20:08:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Feb 24, 2004 20:08:17 GMT -5 [glow=red,2,300]Professor Umbridge- I have decided to take you all on a fieldtrip to the Ministry of Magic, where we will practice our interior decorating skills with toilet paper. [/glow]

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Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 24, 2004 20:58:28 GMT -5

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Post by JeromeSqualor on Feb 24, 2004 20:58:28 GMT -5

Harry: Well... It's book 6... already... I wander what mysterious secret about my past will be revealed, and I wander how I, a 16 year old kid that can't even pass potions, will beat Voldemort, the greatest dark wizard of all time, in this 1000 page segment of an unending series about me...

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Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 24, 2004 21:19:40 GMT -5

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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 24, 2004 21:19:40 GMT -5

Voldemort:ennervate!
Voldie: Ah, well death comes, we all must go with the flow,<snaps wand and gives power to all wizards>
Harry: I'm going to settle down and not do anything drastic.
Ron: I'm not jealous anymore.
Hermione: 2/10 on Arithmancy test! lookin good!

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Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 25, 2004 13:14:06 GMT -5

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Post by Amphagorey on Feb 25, 2004 13:14:06 GMT -5

Voldemort: Harry, I am your mother.

Hermione: Studying? Bah! Who needs to study?

Ron: I just took out a 12354648 page book for some light reading, anyone wanna borrow it after me?

Harry: How do you ride a broomstick? And what the heck is this 'snitch" thing you keep talking about?

Snape: I would like to invite you all to my wedding. Gilderoy and I are very excitied about seeing you all there!

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Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 26, 2004 5:39:12 GMT -5

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Post by Mental on Feb 26, 2004 5:39:12 GMT -5

Dumbledor:harry your father is not dead, he is me
Harry: (in buzz lightyear voice from toy staory 2) father
Hermione: harry i'm so happy you have a father
Ron: oh, that means we can't help you escape when the car gets fixed

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songbird11989 Guest	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 26, 2004 17:35:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Feb 26, 2004 17:35:45 GMT -5 [glow=red,2,300]Voldemort: I have grown tired of my name, so from today on I shall be known as Daisy Fancybottoms[/glow]

Fire Splenetic Surgeon Devious Doorman I'M BACK...WITH A VENGENCE Posts: 702	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 27, 2004 5:54:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fire on Feb 27, 2004 5:54:54 GMT -5 and harry finally realised his was up himself
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Mental Xenial Xylophone Vindictive Villager Yeah, do the bender. Posts: 2,028	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 27, 2004 5:57:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mental on Feb 27, 2004 5:57:46 GMT -5 hermione: quess what guys ron and harry: what hermione:the greatest thing i have ever done ron and harry:what is it then Hermione:i had a sex change
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songbird11989 Guest	Things you'll never hear in HP Feb 27, 2004 15:37:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Feb 27, 2004 15:37:03 GMT -5 [glow=red,2,300]Dementor- Hey I can talk[/glow]

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Things you'll never hear in HP Mar 2, 2004 20:37:02 GMT -5

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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 2, 2004 20:37:02 GMT -5

Voldie:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It burns me, the color pink shall be my end! AAAAHHHHHH!
Harry: Ron pass the hair gel, yeah the one that actually works on my hair.
Bellatrix: Screw Voldemort! I'm going to work for a nursing home!

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