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lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 7:54:20 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 3, 2004 7:54:20 GMT -5 thats funny.

Mental Xenial Xylophone Vindictive Villager Yeah, do the bender. Posts: 2,028	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 8:55:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mental on Apr 3, 2004 8:55:47 GMT -5 this one is a bit rude so i hope i don't get banned whats the difference between a cow and a woman a cow can get in to water up to it's tits without getting her fanny soaked
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CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 9:16:46 GMT -5

Post by Hermedy on Apr 3, 2004 9:16:46 GMT -5

JuanSanchezVilla-Lobos said:

this one is a bit rude so i hope i don't get banned

whats the difference between a cow and a woman

a cow can get in to water up to it's tits without getting her fanny soaked

OH MY GOODNESS!! I'm going to ban you now!

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lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 9:29:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 3, 2004 9:29:29 GMT -5 JuanSanchezVilla-Lobos said: this one is a bit rude so i hope i don't get banned whats the difference between a cow and a woman a cow can get in to water up to it's tits without getting her fanny soaked i failed to see the humor.

JeromeSqualor Bewildered Beginner Posts: 0	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 10:31:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 3, 2004 10:31:08 GMT -5 I know, I don't get it...

lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 18:28:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 3, 2004 18:28:14 GMT -5 JeromeSqualor said: I know, I don't get it... im not surprised. . .

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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 3, 2004 18:43:09 GMT -5

Okay, you just seaid you didn't get it either... Oh wait... When you said that you failed to see the humor, you must have meant that you are one of those prococious (since your simple mind probably doesn't know what that means, being prococious is when someone acts older than they are, to hide their natural immaturity) people who think they are too smart to laugh at a joke... Even though I don't know you, and their is no way to really prove it, I garauntee you I am smarter than you...

By the way, I bet not much surprises you at all... Like the fact that you are a moron...

lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 19:14:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 3, 2004 19:14:54 GMT -5 stop talking about yourself.

BSam Xenial Xylophone Posts: 2,437 Likes: 1,454	CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 23:05:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSam on Apr 3, 2004 23:05:54 GMT -5 ooh, a battle of wits... one side unarmed the other only half...

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CRACK ME UP Apr 3, 2004 23:22:11 GMT -5

Post by Tay Sachs on Apr 3, 2004 23:22:11 GMT -5

Can we just tell another joke, please?
*wracks her brain*
The only jokes I know are blonde jokes. And leprosy jokes.

Why was the leper's hockey game called off?

There was a face off in the corner.

Sorry.
It was the only one I could think off.

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Post by BSam on Apr 3, 2004 23:32:49 GMT -5

Salsa said:

Why was the leper's hockey game called off?

There was a face off in the corner.

heh...nice

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall

"DAM!!'

there are two fish in a tank right...
and one says to the other "so how do you drive this thing?

where does Saddam Hussein keep his cd's

in Iraq (a-rack (it's a pun))

lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 4, 2004 6:54:41 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 4, 2004 6:54:41 GMT -5 Big said: ooh, a battle of wits... one side unarmed the other only half... this guy has been mageeing about me for ever. him & marmite and gary baudelaire.

JeromeSqualor Bewildered Beginner Posts: 0	CRACK ME UP Apr 4, 2004 11:41:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 4, 2004 11:41:12 GMT -5 Wow... Your comebacks seriously rock... Stop talking about yourself... I sure wish I'd thought to say that...

lucklemony Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 4, 2004 11:43:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucklemony on Apr 4, 2004 11:43:57 GMT -5 at least i have comebacks.

GaryBaudelaire Guest	CRACK ME UP Apr 4, 2004 11:55:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 4, 2004 11:55:12 GMT -5 I'm not going to argue with you anymore. If I do, though, it might end up the exact same way the argument between myself and JeromeSqualor ended... Nah!!