CRACK ME UP

[Mental]

here you can post jokes
heres one
whats silver, red and walks into walls


a zombie baby with fork in it's eyes

[Mental]

whats bold, has big clacking teeth and wobbles

a zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman it had just ate

[Mental]

What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream.


A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet.

come on and post these are funny

[Mental]

What's funnier than a zombie baby?

A zombie baby dressed as Dan Rather

[Mental]

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.

[The Amazing...Spider-Man!]

i didn't laugh.you would've heard me if i did

[Mental]

no but i saw you nearly smiling
now you do soe jokes

[Mental]

two men walked into a bar

it would jhave helped if one of them saw it

[lucklemony]

those arent really funny .

[Mental]

damn the joke site
well who does have some funny jokes
infact i have a couple of funny ones i made up myself

you may have heard them

[Mental]

the said:

no but i saw you nearly smiling
now you do some jokes

corrected it

[Mental]

a little boy in nursery goes to his teacher needing to go to the toilet. she will only let him if he knows the first four letters of the alpherbet. he doesn't know. after school he goes to his mum to ask the first letter of the alpherbet, she's not paying attension and cuts her finger while chopping onions and says f**k off. he goes to his dad for the second letter, he's not paying attension watching darts and says 180. he goes to his teenage sister listening to music and she says "oh yeh, oh yeh". and for the fourth he goes to his 8 yr old bro who is playing the ps2 he's not paying attension ans says "i'm driving in my boom boom car, boom boom car, boom boom car.

TO BE CONTINUED

[Mental]

the next morning he goes to his teacher to ask for the toilet. she wan'ts the first four letters again
so irst he says
f**k off
the teacher says "how many detensions do you want
he replies 180
she says " do you think your funny
he replies "oh yeh, oh yeh
the teacher "how do you think your going to get out of this
he replies "bbom boom car, boom boom car, boom boom car.

[BSam]

i think this thread is in urgent need of teh funny

what's mary short for?

cuz she has no legs...

[Mental]

yeh but some of my jokes are funny
ask scott and jack if you know them