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Post by Tay Sachs on Apr 4, 2004 18:23:33 GMT -5
Lo, Ani lo Mevin.  Ata medaber anglit? Ma zeh? Shalom. Ani Ohev et Israel! Unrelated------- What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew. I only know jokes in english. Again, I apologize for my horrid sense of humor. Don't make me bust out the dead baby jokes! |
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 4, 2004 21:47:05 GMT -5
Dude... I was being sarcastic... Well, actually sardonic...
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Post by BSam on Apr 4, 2004 23:15:41 GMT -5
Don't make me bust out the dead baby jokes! what's more fun than a pile of dead babys? a live one in the middle eating it's way out... |
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 4, 2004 23:30:45 GMT -5
Right...
Here is a blonde joke... No one get offended...
There was a blonde, red head, and a brownette sitting in a la masse class... The brownette says "I'm going to have a boy, because I was on top." The red head says "I'm going to have a girl, because I was on bottom." All of the sudden, the blonde starts crying. The two other girls ask whats's the matter, and the blonde replies "I'm going to have puppies!"
(In case you didn't get it, the blonde thought she'd have puppies, because she did the dirty deed doggy style...)
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Post by awpoue on Apr 5, 2004 5:44:37 GMT -5
Don't make me bust out the dead baby jokes! I'm ashamed to admit that I love dead baby jokes. Bust them out! Bust them out! |
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Post by BSam on Apr 5, 2004 5:49:12 GMT -5
I'm ashamed to admit that I love dead baby jokes. Bust them out! Bust them out! what do you call a dead baby nailed to the wall? Art how many babys does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw them what's cuter than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clwon suit how do you fit 10 babys in a bowl? a blender how do you get them out again nachos (or a straw) |
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Post by Freshie on Apr 5, 2004 6:01:29 GMT -5
So thats what you've been butchering, huh?
Heh.
anywho,..
darnit, I have no jokes..
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 5, 2004 15:11:08 GMT -5
OMG! How can you even think about those jokes? Doesn't thinking of murdering babies make you ick to your stomach?
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Post by Freshie on Apr 5, 2004 15:16:49 GMT -5
Yeah, but I get over them. P.S...curse my last name.  |
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Post by BSam on Apr 6, 2004 0:14:05 GMT -5
OMG! How can you even think about those jokes? Doesn't thinking of murdering babies make you ick to your stomach? not as much as the crap you and Jimmy have been posting Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? so you can see the expresion in their faces what is short, pink and red, and can't fit through revolving doors? a baby with a javelin through it's head what's more fun than swinging babies round on the washing line? stopping them with a rake what's the diference between a pile of dead babies and a piile of sand? you can't move the sand with a pitchfork |
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 6, 2004 5:25:57 GMT -5
BLONDE JOKES:
Don't get offended.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Two blondes and a brunette were on an island.
The first blonde swam a quarter of the way, and drowned.
The second blonde had a go, and drowned.
The brunette took the bridge.
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Post by BSam on Apr 6, 2004 5:52:49 GMT -5
two blondes see some tracks going into a cave in the mountain...
one beleives them to be lion tracks, the other convinced they are wolf tracks...
they stand there arguing about that for a few hours until they get hit by a train...
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 6, 2004 14:23:20 GMT -5
No offense... But the dead baby jokes would not even be funny if I were a sick, deluted person...
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 6, 2004 17:15:43 GMT -5
so you are laughing.
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Apr 6, 2004 18:15:07 GMT -5
i heard this one today at school, and it cost our team an extra lap around the court, so its pretty bad.....i thought it was kinda funny:
whats the difference between slicing a dead baby and slicing an onion?
i dont get a boner when i slice an onion.
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