Post by ponygirl's vapor on May 30, 2003 13:09:19 GMT -5
SAURON is sitting on his usual offical Evil Dude throne. The Mouth of Sauron is standing before him. In classical Fanatasy villian stype, the Mouth is portrayed as a bumbling idiot. His robes are too long, he has a silly sounding voice, his sword is on the wrong way, and he's as dumb as a post.
MOUTH:
"Uhh.... We still haven't found that Ring Thing yet..."
SAURON:
"Yes? And your point is?"
MOUTH:
"Um.... I don't know. You want me to keep looking?"
SAURON leaps down from the throne and smacks the Mouth of Sauron across the room in one motion.
SAURON:
"YES YOU DOLT!!!!"
MOUTH:
"Uh... Okay. No need to get all hissy. Why don't you just use that Seeing Eyeball thing you have and find it?"
SAURON:
"Because, like all great villian geniuses, I need to have useless flunkies do my work for me. Then, when I lose, I can blame them!"
MOUTH:
"Okay, that's nice and all, but why don't you just win in the first place?"
SAURON:
"Because I am not allowed to! DUH!!!"
MOUTH:
"I'll be leaving now..."
MOUTH leaves. SAURON walks over to the row of pictures of the Kings of Gondor and starts talking to Aragorn's picture again.
SAURON:
"Soon it will all be over, my young apprentice. You have fought well, but not well enough. I have much revenge to get, yes I do. It all started in the Second Age, when the Elve's and Men made their last stand against me..."
SCENE FADES TO SECOND AGE BATTLE. Sounds of sobbing in the background.
SCENE FADES IN but everything is told from a twisted SAURON viewpoint.
BARA-DUR is a happy and cheerful place with a forest and garden around it. All the Orcs are buys playing games, talking, and sleeping in the sun. SAURON is shown as a nice old man, clad in overalls, working in his garden.
SUDDENLY, CLOUDS loom overhead. There is the sound of marching. An ARMY appears out of nowhere.
ISILDUR:
"It is time for you to be smited, Sauron."
SAURON (innocently):
"Me? What did I do? I was just planting flowers in my garden!"
GIL-GALAD:
"No more gardens for you - or your Orcs!"
The Elven army kills all the Orcs cruelly without warning.
SAURON:
"But... But, surely we can work something out?"
ISILDUR:
"No deals, dirtbag. You die, scum!"
SAURON is killed, the Ring is taken, and all fades back to the Dark Tower throne room.
SAURON (to Aragorn's picture):
"And if wasn't for that day, I wouldn't be such the mean monster that I am now! So there! And you'll pay for this, Aragorn - you'll pay!"
SAURON begins laughing insanely while wielding a huge sword.
SCENE fades out.
(i did not write this btw)
MOUTH:
"Uhh.... We still haven't found that Ring Thing yet..."
SAURON:
"Yes? And your point is?"
MOUTH:
"Um.... I don't know. You want me to keep looking?"
SAURON leaps down from the throne and smacks the Mouth of Sauron across the room in one motion.
SAURON:
"YES YOU DOLT!!!!"
MOUTH:
"Uh... Okay. No need to get all hissy. Why don't you just use that Seeing Eyeball thing you have and find it?"
SAURON:
"Because, like all great villian geniuses, I need to have useless flunkies do my work for me. Then, when I lose, I can blame them!"
MOUTH:
"Okay, that's nice and all, but why don't you just win in the first place?"
SAURON:
"Because I am not allowed to! DUH!!!"
MOUTH:
"I'll be leaving now..."
MOUTH leaves. SAURON walks over to the row of pictures of the Kings of Gondor and starts talking to Aragorn's picture again.
SAURON:
"Soon it will all be over, my young apprentice. You have fought well, but not well enough. I have much revenge to get, yes I do. It all started in the Second Age, when the Elve's and Men made their last stand against me..."
SCENE FADES TO SECOND AGE BATTLE. Sounds of sobbing in the background.
SCENE FADES IN but everything is told from a twisted SAURON viewpoint.
BARA-DUR is a happy and cheerful place with a forest and garden around it. All the Orcs are buys playing games, talking, and sleeping in the sun. SAURON is shown as a nice old man, clad in overalls, working in his garden.
SUDDENLY, CLOUDS loom overhead. There is the sound of marching. An ARMY appears out of nowhere.
ISILDUR:
"It is time for you to be smited, Sauron."
SAURON (innocently):
"Me? What did I do? I was just planting flowers in my garden!"
GIL-GALAD:
"No more gardens for you - or your Orcs!"
The Elven army kills all the Orcs cruelly without warning.
SAURON:
"But... But, surely we can work something out?"
ISILDUR:
"No deals, dirtbag. You die, scum!"
SAURON is killed, the Ring is taken, and all fades back to the Dark Tower throne room.
SAURON (to Aragorn's picture):
"And if wasn't for that day, I wouldn't be such the mean monster that I am now! So there! And you'll pay for this, Aragorn - you'll pay!"
SAURON begins laughing insanely while wielding a huge sword.
SCENE fades out.
(i did not write this btw)