Post by afireinside on Dec 4, 2008 14:56:02 GMT -5
Triangle eyes sat at the top of the place where the baudelairs had spent so many days in happiness before her new employer had got one of his minions to kill the brave Volunteer caring for her. As she thought of the Baudelaire she loved salty tears ran down her cheeks, stinging the cuts that where the result of a tangle with a Vicious Furry Dog. She looked at the small fragment of glass that came from her loved ones glasses lens. She clasped it so tightly in her hand that blood began to trickle down her hand. She put her lips tenderly to the chip of glass, and kissed it. She looked up. And there was the man. The man she loathed above all others. The man who claimed to have been chosen to perform the greatest act of wickedness on the earth. Jasper Havoc.
Jasper strode forward and looked into Triangle eyes' right eye with his left eye, and her left eye with his right. That was one of the weirdest things about him. One of the other weird things about him was his sense of fashion. Although he was an evil villain he did not really go with the evil villains wardrobe. He wandered around in flaired jeans and a pink shirt which would not look out of place at the extreme active hippy convention. Triangle eyes hand twitched longing for the knife concealed in her leather jacket. But she knew that if she even made a move to go for it, Jasper Havoc would blast her apart with the massive harpoon tucked into the waistband of his jeans. Dr Havoc had in his time fired six hundred and sixty six harpoons. only one had ever missed. The last time the weapon had been used it had been fired at the Baudilaire she had been in love with.
Post by afireinside on Dec 9, 2008 15:48:13 GMT -5
Havoc pulled Triangle eyes onto the back of a large black motorbike. "Hold on very tight to my waist" he hissed "or you will fall off and skid across the gravel. As Triangle Eyes knotted her arms around his manky waist she could feel a desire to retch come up through her throat. The only way she avoided spewing into Dr Havoc's bright pink shirt was by imagining that this was her darling K Baudelaires waist. "Don't worry my pretty." Dr Havoc purred "We will be meeting up with your fiance shortly. We will see him at hell's gate!" Fiona could not help but sigh with relief as the bike sped out onto the road.
Triangle eyes stood at the peer, her heart pounding. waiting for the moment to come. She looked across the waters hoping against hope to see the boat. But there was nothing. "Imogen," a voice said "Imogen how I have missed you. Imogen Widdershins turned around and looked at Kevin Baudelaire. She ran towards him and kissed his long eyebrow tenderly. "Oh Kevin." She whispered her breath dancing across his face. "Darling, you must call me Count Olaf now." Said Kevin Baudelaire (aka Count Olaf). "If the authorities ever find me they will kill me." But Imogen (aka Triangle Eyes) wasn't listening. "Oh Kevin. There is something I must tell you. I have given birth to a daughter." Count Olaf looked stunned. "When was this?" He asked dazedly. "About five weeks ago." She said smiling coyly. "I have named her Fiona after your dear mother. And although she has a little trouble seeing she is in perfect shape. I have left her with my brother Captain Widdershins." "Why couldn't we bring her here, to Hyll's Gaete?" Olaf said suprised. "Its not safe." Imogen whispered "He is here!" Olafs face became grim. He tensed ready to jump into the path of any harpoon if he heard the telltale whistle. "He will not get you Imogen." There was a click. and then a whistling sound. Olaf threw himself infront of his loved one. The harpoon sailed past him, leaving a blood red line on his chestand embedded in Imogens heart. Imogen took two steps backwards. And she fell into the waters. Count Olaf dived in after her swimming down to the depths to save her. But it was too late. And his little dive when his weakened condition lost him more than hope. It cost him 25% of his ability to breath. And from then on he had to wheeze while he talked.
Post by afireinside on Dec 9, 2008 15:51:45 GMT -5
(Sorry for dropping that bombshell without warning you Lordi! I just wanted to give everyone a bit of a suprise and tell em that Count Olaf is the Baudelaire Orphans uncle. You can have next post mate. AND WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE COMMENT!!! I feel silly posting when no-one says if they don't like it or not...)
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