Corrupt a Wish game

[-Pepsi.]

Granted, but you have to sleep on a very uncomfortable rock.

I wish there was no school and everyone was born abnormally smart.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but it will cause a worldwide nuclear war.

I wish for Napoleon Bonaparte

[Ruby]

[Wow, people really like it! I'm proud of myself! ;D]

Granted, but he tramples you on his giant horse.


I wish that everyone's imaginations came true.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but all of those imaginations consist of large 500 headed dog-like monsters.

I wish for a large jar of glue.

[-Pepsi.]

Granted, but the glue is so strong that the lid is glued to the jar and it simply can't be opened. (Unless you smashed it..)

I wish they changed the cookie monster back, so he ate cookies again and not veggies.

[Ruby]

Granted, but he eventually becomes so fat that they can't fit all of him onto the screen.


I wish that I had an iTunes gift card for $500.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but you'll only get songs from Miley Cyrus.

I wish that it would rain donuts.

[Ruby]

[AAAAAAAH!!!! MY EARS BLEEEED!!!!]

Granted, but they're goat turd donuts.

I wish for world domination.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but there is no one to rule, and the world's size has been divided by about ten.

I wish I had a meal that includes all my favorite foods.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!!! They already have those in the supermarket nowadays.

I wish for everyone to be nice to each other.

[Mijahu]

Granted for humans, but the animals turned on the humans and devoured them all.

I wish for five million Easter eggs filled with Reese's.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but the candy is about 5 years out of date.....

I wish that ASOUE was longer.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but Book 14 would be 100 pages long.

I wish for a million whatever currency I can think of.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you have to give it away.

I wish I had more time.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED BY THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE SEC. 5 #4RF67G!!!!!!!!

I wish for a genie.